Dog thief!
Big pervert! !
When Cui Xiangdong, acting like a bachelor, introduced Wei Ting to Wei Lie as his little lover, the father and daughter secretly cursed in unison.
But the next moment——
This thief (big pervert) let Wei Lie hear it and called Wei Lie "big brother".
"Can I knock the big pervert's nose off with one punch?"
Ting Ting quickly looked at his father to ask for instructions.
"No, dear girl! He doesn't know now that you are my daughter. He just brought me to his house according to the plan set by us and Yaoyue, and used you to send the wrong message to the bullshit brother. Alas, this It’s all your fault that you have to hide our father-daughter relationship from him. Forget it, if you are asked to call me eldest brother, just call me eldest brother. Anyway, what we Jinyiwei are best at is acting."
Wei Lie's eyes flickered.
Snap, snap, snap.
Ting Ting walked up to Wei Lie in small slippers, folded his hands in front of his lower abdomen, and bent down: "Hello, big brother."
"Okay, hey, hey hey..., okay."
Wei Lie smiled dryly and nodded, scolding the thief in his heart.
It can be expected that a certain dog thief will have sex with a foreign girl in the near future according to the plan set by him and Yao Yao.
Wei Lie secretly rejoiced: "Haha, you thief! When the time comes, I want to see how ugly your face is when you take advantage and act like a good boy! Anyway, you have already been plotted once by that snake in red dress. Only if you are plotted against me again can you live up to our great brotherhood, right?"
"Listen, give me and my eldest brother something to eat, and we'll have two drinks. Yawn."
Cui Xiangdong yawned, and when he walked to the bathroom, he recited a poem casually: "When you drink, there are stars in your eyes, hold a beautiful woman in your arms and listen to it; the earth shakes and the mountains shake three thousand times, and your body and mind are relaxed when you fall asleep in a spring dream. Good poem, so wet." Brother, can you sing one too?"
Wei Lie——
Wei Ting——
I can only scold the dog thief (big pervert) secretly!
Although Wei Ting said he didn't know what was going on.
However, Wei Lie knew that a certain thief was deliberately trying to show off his debauched side in front of his beloved daughter.
"Dad, let me put a sack on him tonight and give him a good beating, right?"
Wei Ting gritted his teeth and asked for instructions in a low voice.
"Forget it, I don't have the same experience as this self-righteous thief. Isn't it just a matter of words? Haha, in a few days, I will make him angry and fight for me, and then I will take the opportunity to give him a beating."
After thinking of his clever plan, Wei Lie was in a good mood again and smiled slightly.
He waved his hand to the beautiful woman to listen and go to the kitchen to get something to eat.
Cui Xiangdong walked out of the bathroom and sat opposite Wei Lie.
He glanced at the kitchen and asked quietly: "Old Wei, take a closer look at this Muzi (Wei Ting) and see which one of the six younger girls she is. When she was in the factory, she was just busy making calculations. I forgot to ask Yaoyao which one she is. If she has a good heart, I would like to take her under my command, so that it will be convenient when she does something bad in the future."
Seeing a certain dog thief brazenly saying that he wanted to do bad things in the future, Wei Lie secretly began to get angry.
But he pretended to think about it.
Said: "When she walks naturally, her heels are always slightly raised, which proves that her footwork is quite good. In other words, she is good at kicking. It is possible that among the six members of Melanosarcoma, she is the most powerful in Sanda. That one. Of course, if you said she has calluses on her tiger’s mouth, it could be that sharpshooter.”
"The lower body skills? It's also the leg skills."
Cui Xiangdong said earnestly: "Girls with strong leg skills are hard to find these days. According to some people, girls with strong leg skills have better automatic skills."
Wei Lie frowned: "Brother, let's talk about your seventeenth aunt."
"Why are you talking about her? It's boring."
When Cui Xiangdong mentioned the snake in red dress, he thought of the shameful night when he was plotted by her and lost his innocence, and his mood suddenly became bad.
He was in a bad mood.
Wei Lie will be in a better mood: "Hurry up and tell me, what's going on?"
It seems that there are only a few days left to live.
Wei Lie looked away at everything.
The key is that before he died, he met Cui Xiangdong, a brother he could talk to, which helped him open up the conversation.
I feel that being with this thief is so relaxing.
Otherwise, given his temperament, how could he have such a strong gossiping interest in other people's women?
Cui Xiangdong's face darkened: "Is this something you, the eldest brother, can hear?"
Wei Lie said calmly: "We are brothers, and your wife is my wife."
Cui Xiangdong——
Snap, snap, snap.
The sound of small slippers hitting the shiny heels came from the kitchen.
Wei Lie, who just wanted to make Cui Xiangdong feel embarrassed but couldn't continue talking while guarding his daughter, had to change the topic: "On the way back, you said you wanted to bet on horses and football?"
"Yes. Brother, do you want to make a fortune with me?"
Cui Xiangdong took the plate handed over by Wei Ting and put it on the counter. He seemed to say casually: "That way, after you hang up, you can leave money for my sister-in-law to buy underpants. After all, she wears small underpants." , I, as a brother, can’t provide it to her personally?”
Wei Ting's body trembled violently.
one.
She actually heard Cui Xiangdong talking frankly to her father about what happened after his death.
two.
She actually heard Cui Xiangdong talking to her father about her mother's underwear!
"Oops! Just because my father regards my mother as a red line that never allows anyone to verbally offend, will he use violence against the big pervert? It doesn't matter if he is crippled, but my father will be disliked by the elderly because of this. Then I, Don’t stop my dad?”
When Wei Ting's nerves tensed up suddenly, he looked at his father.
Wei Lie's cheeks, eyes, and calves were all twitching.
Then he picked up the chopsticks and ate the food with big mouthfuls.
"Ah, the big pervert not only cursed my dad to die early! The key is, he said that to my mom, but my dad actually held back? How is this possible?"
Wei Ting suddenly stopped thinking.
hehe.
Cui Xiangdong secretly pouted after seeing Wei Lie devouring the food.
yes.
We are all brothers.
But Wei Lie couldn't just talk about the woman his brother had slept with just because he was about to die.
A certain thief just threw away his sister-in-law's underpants, and completely shut up the damn guy.
Wei Lie ate half of the plate in one breath.
He took two more sips of white wine.
Pressing the liver area with his left hand, he looked up at Cui Xiangdong with a flushed face. His voice was trembling a little (due to the severe pain), but he asked with a strong and calm smile: "I've heard for a long time that you Cui Xiangdong is a good money maker. You can really help me, give me to your sister-in-law." Leave a sizable legacy?”
Now that Wei Lie has surrendered.
In addition, he was in pain now, so of course Cui Xiangdong would not mention his sister-in-law's panties again.
But he had to ignore Wei Lie's pain!
When he felt depressed, Cui Xiangdong smiled and said: "I have internal channels to make a lot of money betting on horses and football. Whether I can leave a considerable inheritance to my sister-in-law depends on how much capital you can provide."
Didn't wait for Wei Lie to say anything.
Cui Xiangdong added: "If you can't raise three walnuts and two dates before the game starts the day after tomorrow, then I will borrow one million from my grandfather for use. When you make money, you can use the one million Give it back to him."
Wei Lie immediately asked: "How much money can I make with one million?"
"If it's just horse betting."
Cui Xiangdong thought for a while and said: "One million, after excluding the tax rate, I conservatively estimate that I can earn more than 50 million no matter what."
"One million, how much net profit can you make, how much!?"
Wei Lie's eyes widened immediately.
Wei Ting was also stunned.
Cui Xiangdong looked at Wei Lie with contempt on his face: "Looking at your reaction, I know you are a poor guy. My sister-in-law must have suffered a lot in the years since she married you, a short-lived ghost. Alas, my poor sister-in-law .”
