Death and extinction.
Why do you always want to be rough with me?
Cui Xiangdong's heart trembled slightly after he noticed Qin Xiren picking up the wine bottle.
He quickly said: "No! Little aunt, you are definitely the spokesperson of perfect women in my heart! Thirty Su Yans combined can't compare to you alone."
Qin Xiren weighed the wine bottle: "Really?"
"It's pure gold."
Cui Xiangdong said sternly: "Because I know very well that a second-hand guy like me, who has been praying in front of the Buddha for five hundred years, is not worthy of a proud daughter of heaven like you. Therefore, I must always warn myself, never do anything to me." Do you have any unreasonable thoughts?"
What is a ruthless person?
Just look at Cui Xiangdong.
In order to prove that he was not moved by Qin Xiren, he not only slandered Su Yan, but also claimed to be a second-hand goods.
Qin Xiren put down the bottle of wine.
Cui Xiangdong secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He diligently helped Qin Xiren push the plate down.
Then he asked: "Little aunt, may I ask my brother-in-law's surname? Where is the fairyland? What kind of job does he do? Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to make fun of him for daring to marry you. Haha, I I just want to know who he is so that when I see him in the future, I will ignore him because I don’t know him, which will make me, a nephew, very ungrateful."
"My husband's name is a bit feminine."
Qin Xiren found a piece of lean meat and put it in his mouth: "His surname is Zhen, and his surname is Hongdou, the most lovesick Xiangsi."
Zhen Xiangsi?
Um.
This name is indeed very feminine.
The key is the homophony of the name Zhen Xiangsi, which can be read as: "I really want to die!"
But whether it's Zhen Xiangsi or she really wants to die, what's going on with Cui Xiangdong?
He would only secretly pray that his brother-in-law, who was "really not afraid of death," would be able to strengthen his husband and control Qin Xiren: "Qin! Please remember that you are a married woman now. ! You have no qualifications to break into Cui Xiangdong’s house without permission! Not only did you stay at his house, you also used his bathroom and wore his pants!"
Cui Xiangdong nodded, raised the wine bottle and touched it with Aunt Qin.
He motioned for her to continue.
Qin Xiren continued -
"My husband is from Yanjing."
"He doesn't come from a wealthy family like you, a nerd. He is just a child from an ordinary family."
"Oh, I almost forgot. You have been kicked out by the wealthy Cui family a long time ago, and you can be considered an ordinary person."
"My husband now works in a certain town, and is an inconspicuous official at the department level."
Qin Xiren said: "However, his recent work has been pretty good. If nothing else happens, he will be promoted to deputy department soon."
"Congratulations, brother-in-law, for your promotion and your fortune."
Cui Xiangdong was slippery and almost said the words "Get promoted and get rich and your wife will die". Fortunately, he stopped in time and quickly raised the wine bottle and touched it lightly with Qin Xiren's wine bottle: "Congratulations to my aunt and my brother-in-law. Let’s grow old together and have a son soon.”
A jingle.
The two raised the wine bottle and drank from it together.
"I know, you must be confused."
Qin Xiren put down the bottle of wine and continued: "Since I have already confirmed with Zhen Xiangsi, worshiped heaven and earth, and even entered the bridal chamber. Then why did I shamelessly come to your house and use your bathroom to eat your food? , where are you wearing your shirt and pants?"
Cui Xiangdong nodded repeatedly, his face full of curiosity.
"because--"
Qin Xiren raised his head, stared at Cui Xiangdong with cold eyes, and said slowly: "He actually went out to flirt with women behind my back. The women he provoked included official officials, country girls, and Angel in white. I heard that he is now targeting another policewoman."
ah?
Cui Xiangdong was surprised and subconsciously shouted: "Wochao! My brother-in-law's hobbies are so wide-ranging? Angel in white, sassy policewoman, these are all indispensable characters in 'Payment'. Master, he He is definitely a master of flowers! It seems that after he takes down the policewoman, his next step may be to strike up a conversation with a certain flight attendant."
Qin Xiren closed his eyes and quickly analyzed in his mind: "Does this nerd know a certain flight attendant?"
"I really didn't expect that my little brother-in-law turned out to be such a beauty! With my little aunt, you want to be a stunning beauty with appearance and figure, but you are still not satisfied. He is a scumbag among men. Called a scumbag for short.”
After clearly condemning the brother-in-law, Cui Xiangdong was suddenly stunned.
He quickly asked: "Qin, little aunt. The reason why you came to my house and used my bathroom to wear my underwear regardless of women's dignity. Isn't it because my brother-in-law is a scumbag and you want to use me to get revenge on him? In other words, If he dares to play with women outside, you dare to play with men outside."
The thinking of a scumbag——
Not only is it fast, but sometimes the analysis is quite accurate.
Qin Xiren's nodding gesture proved this point.
Cui Xiangdong suddenly shuddered and ignored politeness: "Qin Xiren, you don't really want to play with me just to get revenge on your husband, do you?"
"Playing with you? Haha."
Qin Xiren made a "laughing" sound from his mouth and said, "Maybe one day, I will be slept by a pig."
After saying this, she shut her mouth.
Cui Xiangdong was relieved again and automatically thought: "Damn Old Mie, she is mocking me, she can't even compare to a pig."
"I just want you to cooperate with me and pretend that I slept with you. To get revenge on that, um, scumbag."
Qin Xiren said calmly: "Therefore, I need your cooperation."
Cui Xiangdong frowned: "How can a person like me be a scumbag? Besides, if you ask me to cooperate with you in acting, I always feel that you are coveting my body."
Qin Xiren’s wine bottle——
Cui Xiangdong quickly raised his hands to surrender.
"If you dare to talk nonsense again, your brain will explode."
Qin Xiren threatened and then said: "Besides you, I can't find a better partner. After all, you are single now. Few people know that I am already the legal wife of the scumbag. The two of us When we are together, others will only think that we might be dating."
"Okay. Since I saw your butt back then, I am obligated to help you act."
Cui Xiangdong told the truth: "But this will have a negative impact on me. After all, I can get married again at any time."
"I swear to God again."
Qin Xiren raised his hand to the sky again and said calmly: "I will stop acting immediately after you get a marriage certificate with a certain woman. I can even swear to God that if anyone dares to destroy the relationship between you and your legal wife, Marriage, I’ll help you fight that person for free.”
This puts me at ease!
The more Cui Xiangdong looked at Qin Xiren, the more he felt that this newlywed girl was much more pleasing to his eyes than before.
"But you also have to help me take revenge on that scumbag. As atonement, you have seen all my numerous crimes back then."
Qin Xiren asked coldly: "My request is not too much, right?"
Cui Xiangdong said sincerely: "It's not too much at all. Tell me, how can I help you?"
Qin Xiren asked back: "You are a scumbag with Su Yan from Tiandong Hospital and Min Rou from Jiaozi Group. You can't even play the role of 'adulterer', right?"
Cui Xiangdong——
He could only look ashamed and clasped his fists again: "Please give me some advice from my little aunt."
"It doesn't matter how you treat me when there's no one around or you're at home."
Qin Xiren said slowly: "But in front of people, you can't call me aunt. You have to call me Xiren, and the look in my eyes must be expressive. People can tell at a glance that we are a pair of musical notes."
