Full of wine and food.
With the power of three bottles of cold beer, Cui Xiangdong began to prosecute Qin Xiren!
Qin Xiren didn't even raise his head, his eyes were still staring at the newspaper, his right foot was tilted, and his slippers were dangling.
There is no emotion in the voice that speaks——
"Qingshan City has five districts and four counties. There are a total of 55 towns and villages in the city, of which 15 are in urban areas and counties, and 40 counties and towns are rural."
"Each township has about a hundred comrades dispatched to fight disasters."
"One hundred times forty, that's four thousand people."
"Each person is provided with one noodle and two bottles of water every day."
"The cost price of noodles is about 30 cents, and the cost price of water is 5 cents."
"Including finding a car, labor for transporting goods, etc., the cost price of noodles is 50 cents, and the cost of two bottles of water is 10 cents, so the total is 70 cents."
"With a hundred people in a township, the actual cost of donating per day is seventy yuan; for one thousand people, it is seven hundred, and for four thousand people, it is two thousand eighty yuan."
“If the drought continues for another month, that’s thirty days times two thousand eighty, and the total cost is eighty-four thousand.”
After Qin Xiren said this, he looked up at Cui Xiangdong and asked calmly: "Am I right?"
Cui Xiangdong——
Damn it!
When will this old exterminator make our costs clear?
Cursing secretly, Cui Xiangdong said coldly: "Our noodles cost one yuan and a half each. Our water costs five cents per bottle."
"good."
Qin Xiren nodded: "Then do what you said. One noodle and two bottles of water for each person, totaling two and a half yuan. Two and a half times one hundred is 250 yuan, one thousand people is 2500, and four thousand people is one Ten thousand yuan. Thirty days a month, so it’s 300,000 yuan.”
Cui Xiangdong sneered: "My three hundred thousand was not brought by the strong wind!"
Qin Xiren thought for a while and asked: "Within three days, I will donate various types of packaging with a total value of 2 million to Jiaozi Group. I will help you break Qin Feng's legs as punishment for him punching you." . And I will give you the position of deputy mayor in charge of animal husbandry to promote and appoint a confidant. Do you have anything else to say? "
Cui Xiangdong's mouth moved——
What to say?
Qin Xiren has already reached this point, what else does he have to say! ?
"Since there's nothing else to say, you should go back to the house and sleep."
Qin Xiren lowered his head again and said, "Tonight, I will sleep in the living room. Don't tell me to get out again, or I will knock out all your teeth."
Cui Xiangdong——
Said: "Teacher Qin, Deputy Bureau Qin. I want to ask you one thing, don't come to my house again, okay? I don't want to cause any scandal in terms of life style. Are you willing to be a single nobleman? You don't care about getting promoted and getting rich." , that’s your business. I still want to get married and have children, and work hard to move forward.”
"Since you have said this, let me have a good talk with you."
Qin Xiren put down the newspaper with a cold expression.
The voice is colder——
"Six years ago, you left a huge psychological shadow on me. You always gave me nightmares and made me feel disgusted when I saw any man."
"This is also the reason why my family always urges me to find a boyfriend, but I reject them; they try to find a partner for me, but I also reject them."
"You, Cui Xiangdong, are the culprit who made me waste six years of my good youth."
"Do you have any objection to what I say?"
When Qin Xiren said this, he picked up the empty wine bottle on the table with his right hand, seemingly casually.
If Cui Xiangdong dared to express his opinion, would the wine bottle fly to his head with a whoosh?
Damn it!
Cui Xiangdong, who was about to shake his head, decisively stopped his action.
"You have no objection? Very good."
Qin Xiren continued: "I am so beautiful and talented, but I refuse to get along with any man. What will others think of me and what will they say about me behind my back? Others will only say that I have a weird personality and suspect that I only like women. Even my dad, my eldest brother and Lou Xiaolou all suspect that my orientation is abnormal and are worried about it. I just want to ask you, how should this account be settled? "
That night, he mistakenly entered a women’s bathhouse;
I saw a pink light at a glance.
Six years have passed in the blink of an eye;
I'm still confused tonight.
Cui Xiangdong suddenly became inspired by poetry——
Qin Xiren didn't know the dirty thoughts in his heart.
She just shook the wine bottle in her hand and said, "What's particularly important is that that night in Qingshan City, in front of two receptionists, you broke open my door in the middle of the night and said you wanted to make my belly bigger. The incident of sleeping in my room all night. Now, it has been treated as a joke by the receptionist and spread out. Cui Xiangdong, how should this account be settled? "
Thinking of that night.
well.
Cui Xiangdong could only sigh heavily.
Poetry flourished.
He blurted out: "That night when I was drunk and smashed the door of extermination, I just wanted to have an erotic dream without a trace; I tortured her thousands of times in my dream, and I woke up suddenly and was scared out of my mind!"
Qin Xiren was stunned.
Cui Xiangdong——
Definitely like a conditioned reflex, he held his head with his hands.
"Good poetry, good poetry, good poetry."
Qin Xiren put down the wine bottle and clapped softly: "As expected of the son of the cultural man Cui Guoxing, he has some literary talent."
"Thank you, hey, Teacher Qin, thank you."
Cui Xiangdongnao smiled, cupped his hands and thanked him.
As long as she doesn't act rough, Cui Xiangdong is really not afraid of her!
"You want to make my belly bigger? There's no way."
Qin Xiren's face was filled with disgust and he said, "I would rather marry a pig than you."
Fortunately I'm not a pig either!
Cui Xiangdong felt very relieved that he was a human being, not a pig.
"I don't want everyone to worry about me, so I decided to find a man and try everything to resolve the shadow in my heart."
Qin Xiren showed rare magnanimity and did not pursue Cui Xiangdong's good poems any more. He continued to talk about business: "There is a saying that the person who untied the bell must also tie the bell. It was you who left a psychological shadow on me. You happened to get divorced again and were taken over by the Xiao family. Regret the marriage; when you were single, I came to you to help me get out of the shadow, is there anything wrong with that?"
Cui Xiangdong asked subconsciously: "How do you want me to help you?"
Qin Xiren said loudly: "From now on! You must be considerate, caring and protective of me like my partner, even like my husband. Only in this way can the pain in my heart be resolved in the shortest possible time." shadow."
"What, you mean, you want me to treat you like my husband?"
Cui Xiangdong was stunned.
Qin Xiren answered the question unreasonably: "Therefore, I will come to live in this house when I have time in the future. And when you live here, you must not interact with any women openly without my permission. Not to mention Take them home!”
"Ha, how is that possible?"
Cui Xiangdong laughed angrily: "Qin Xiren, you won't ask me to declare to the outside world that you are my fiancée in the future, right?"
"hehe."
Qin Xiren sneered: "You have a beautiful idea. For a proud girl like me, how can my fiancé be a second-hand nerd? You are just a tool to help me resolve my psychological shadow. In short, without my permission in the future, you You must never interact openly with other women outside. Otherwise."
Cui Xiangdong glared: "Otherwise, what would happen?"
Qin Xiren stood up.
Wearing big slippers and a pair of pink shoes, she walked out quickly.
Cui Xiangdong was confused.
Qin Xiren is back.
There is an extra cucumber in my hand.
"otherwise--"
Qin Xiren raised the cucumber and used a little force with both hands.
Break with a click.
