When Lou Xiaolou went into the water, Cui Xiangdong had not yet lit up his cigarette.
Now that he had finished smoking a cigarette, Lou Xiaolou slowly emerged from the water like he was naturally floating.
And it’s still face up!
This shows what?
Drowning!
These two words were like an invisible iron rod, hitting Cui Xiangdong on the head hard, making him stagger and almost squat on the ground.
Cui Xiangdong can't swim and has never had any intention of learning to swim.
But he knew the characteristics of people's judgment after drowning.
That is: "The man's face is down and the woman's face is up."
This is because men have more developed muscles on their backs and chests, so their center of gravity is positioned rearward, causing men to face downward when they drown.
Women have more fat in their chest and abdomen, so their center of gravity is positioned forward, causing women to face upward after drowning. (But in his panic, he forgot one thing, that is, people cannot float up in a short time after drowning. of).
"Someone is coming!"
Cui Xiangdong steadied his steps and opened his mouth to shout for help.
But I don't know what happened. He obviously opened his mouth and summoned up all his strength, but he didn't shout a word.
Afraid.
Cui Xiangdong was so frightened that he temporarily lost the ability to speak.
He hurriedly took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and warned himself: "Calm down, calm down. Cui Xiangdong, you must calm down."
After taking another deep breath, Cui Xiangdong opened his eyes and shouted to the water: "Lou Xiaolou, Lou Xiaolou!"
This time, he shouted.
But.
Lou Xiaolou just lay quietly on his back on the water, swaying slowly as the breeze blew across the water, but there was no movement at all.
The distance of more than ten meters was enough for Cui Xiangdong to clearly see her face, which was level with the water.
Her eyes were closed, but her mouth was half-open.
Damn it, this is the standard posture when you’re full!
"Didn't you brag that you were just a fool in the waves? Why are you floating? Lou Xiaolou, wake up, wake up!"
Cui Xiangdong shouted incoherently, turned around and rushed ashore.
He wanted to find someone to help rescue Lou Xiaolou ashore.
But looking around, apart from the scorching sun in the sky, there was not even a single shadow.
What's even worse is.
The hydrological observation station is opposite the reservoir. The straight-line distance from here is about one kilometer.
After Cui Xiangdong went around, the day lily was cold.
The key is that after Cui Xiangdong runs over, there may not be anyone there.
After all, no one would come to this ghost place except Lou Xiaolou Da who came at noon.
what to do?
Cui Xiangdong's chaotic mind quickly calmed down.
He thought about calling for help.
Lou Xiaolou's mobile phone is in the bag.
The bag is on the shore.
But instead of calling for help, we might as well try our luck at the observation station.
"No, I have to get her over as soon as possible."
"As long as I can fish her out, I can give her artificial respiration in time."
"The shorter the time, the higher her survival rate will be!"
"But I can't swim."
"Damn it, the worst we can do is die together!"
After Cui Xiangdong got angry, he couldn't care about anything else anymore and jumped into the water.
He hoped that the water here would not be too deep.
He also hoped that in his eagerness, he could suddenly learn how to paddle.
So when the water was about to reach his neck, he imitated the dog-pawing posture commonly used by children and started flopping vigorously.
Cui Xiangdong underestimated the depth of the water on the shore, and even more underestimated his ability to "sharpen a gun in the face of battle, and it will be useless if you are not happy".
He only "dog-pawed" seven or eight times and was quickly submerged in the warm water.
He was thrashing around in a panic, opening his mouth to shout something.
But gurgling——
Then he felt that his mind went blank, and his whole body seemed to be sinking in eternal darkness.
suddenly!
Cui Xiangdong heard a crash and his eyes lit up.
Hot but fresh air quickly poured in from his open mouth, filling his shriveled lungs.
"Ah, hoo!"
Cui Xiangdong took a deep breath, opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of water.
Then he felt a hand hooking his neck and quickly approached the shore.
"what happened?"
"Who pulled me out of the water?"
"Where's Lou Xiaolou?"
Cui Xiangdong was thinking in his mind, and when he reached out to grab the person behind him (an instinctive action), he heard Lou Xiaolou's voice in his ears: "Don't grab me. I won't let you catch me. Otherwise, we Both of you have to sink. You just need to relax and do nothing."
Lou Xiaolou! ?
She didn't drown.
She acted like that just to scare me——
Cui Xiangdong suddenly understood something and was instantly furious.
Can this kind of joke be made casually?
But he didn't make a move, nor did he yell.
It's still in the water, isn't it?
What if I offend this bitch and leave her alone?
A gentleman takes revenge——
It’s not too late to get ashore! !
Finally, Cui Xiangdong's feet touched the underwater ground.
The whole person's spirit was shaken instantly.
He suddenly broke away from Lou Xiaolou's arm, turned around, raised his hand, and slapped her hard on the face.
Snapped!
The sound of the slap was especially loud when mixed with water.
Lou Xiaolou's head also jerked to the side due to his whipping.
Cui Xiangdong thought she would be furious immediately.
After all, this woman is very strong. After being slapped by him, it is impossible not to fight back.
But--
Lou Xiaolou slowly raised his head, closed his eyes, and put his face in front of him.
What does it mean?
Cui Xiangdong was a little confused.
Lou Xiaolou said softly: "The lover I cheated, the horse I bought. I'll let you ride it or beat me."
Cui Xiangdong——
He slapped the water with an angry slap.
When Lou Xiaolou showed his willingness to beat and scold him, it became harder for him to take action.
Then he raised his hand and pushed her away hard, and walked towards the shore two meters away.
Lou Xiaolou was pushed by him and fell into the water.
Cui Xiangdong will not care about her, he just wants to leave immediately after landing.
As for this crazy woman, she can go back as she pleases.
He really couldn't afford to play with Lou Xiaolou.
But just after he took a few steps, his legs were hugged by Lou Xiaolou under the water.
He raised his feet——
He stayed still and slowly looked down.
When he was struggling in the water, he didn't know where his big pants went.
The water on the shore is very clear.
It allows him to see what is under the water that makes Lou Xiaolou so forgetful.
This girl's watery nature is really awesome!
Most people can hold their breath for at most three minutes underwater.
It has to be still.
But Lou Xiaolou has been underwater for four or five minutes and is still moving.
With a hula, Lou Xiaolou finally emerged from the water.
Taking a deep breath, his eyes full of spring, he pushed him to sit on the shore: "I said, I am just a white stripe in the waves. I can hold my breath underwater for five minutes without any problem. It's your own fault. You can't blame me for saving me. But you didn't listen to me, you almost drowned yourself, and after I saved you, you slapped me hard. I have to settle this account with you."
What account?
What to calculate?
Cui Xiangdong, whose face looked like he had been crawled by a dog, couldn't help but feel pitiful as he watched the ripples spread violently outward.
Just for a mere one million——
In just half a day, Lou Xiaolou fucked him three times on his motorcycle, in the woods, and in the water.
