The more Fang Jingzhi looked at this little kid, the more she liked him.
Under Lao Zhu's disgusted gaze, he gently pinched Zhu Xiongying's little nose.
"Then big brother won't ask you about your articles from now on. How about I tell you a fairy tale about pigs?"
Zhu Xiongying smiled immediately, holding his cute little head high and his big eyes full of joy.
"Okay, okay, I like the handsome big brother best!"
Little kids of this age are at an age that even dogs would dislike. They are naughty and mischievous, and have everything they want. What they like most is listening to all kinds of weird stories.
Xiao Xiao Zhu broke away from Lao Zhu's hand and ran quickly to get the little horse.
Lao Zhu was standing aside and felt inexplicably uncomfortable when he heard the word pig.
Could this guy be planning something for us again?
I always feel like there's something wrong with this guy's neck and it needs to be repaired with a knife.
That kind of guillotine is very suitable.
Fang Jingzhi spoke slowly: "Our pig's name is Zhu Bajie, but before we talk about this Zhu Bajie, we have to talk about his senior brother. This Zhu Bajie is a pig. This senior brother, It’s a monkey!!”
Lao Zhu bared his teeth and made a real statement.
When you talk about a monkey, just talk about a monkey. Why did you mention a pig earlier?
This little bastard is just mocking us.
Our name is Zhu Chongba. If you call the whole pig Zhu Bajie, you will almost take our name, right?
You little bastard, tell me first. If our dear grandson doesn't like what you say, you see how we deal with you, bastard.
Zhu Bajie, right? Let’s change him to Zhu Nanshan later.
Zhu Xiongying moved the little horse, and the little man sat seriously, with his hands on his knees, looking cute and cute.
"Ah, is it a story about a pig and a monkey?"
"right!"
Fang Jingzhi habitually touched the hairy little Zhu's head, causing Old Zhu to blow his beard and stare for a while.
Take off your dog's paw, and I'll chop it off for you sooner or later!
"A long, long time ago, after Pangu opened the sky, the three emperors ruled the world, and the five emperors established their relationships, the whole world was divided into four continents, namely Dongsheng Shenzhou, Xiniu Hezhou, Nanzhanzhou and Beiju Luzhou. Let's The story begins with the proud country of Dongsheng Shenzhou, which is close to the sea. There is a flower and fruit mountain in the sea. This mountain is not ordinary. It is the ancestral land of the ten states and the dragon from all over the world..."
In the leisurely small courtyard, the tea has been boiled on the small red clay stove. The aroma of tea is overflowing in the steaming heat.
Lao Zhu, who at first wanted to chop Fang Jingzhi's neck, was listening to the story quietly at this time.
Listening to the monkey wandering across the ocean, struggling to study, is like listening to myself back then, struggling to survive in troubled times.
Listening to the monkeys making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Lao Zhu was in high spirits, just like he was so proud of defeating Chen Youliang back then.
Then I heard that the monkey was pressed heavily under the Five Fingers Mountain under the cold laws, with no way to go to the sky or to the earth. He was forced to drink copper juice and eat iron gall every day to survive. I watched lonely at the cow boy at the foot of the mountain from ignorance to ignorance. In an instant, he became an octogenarian, and could only look at the eagle flying in the sky, angry at the elusive freedom.
Lao Zhu couldn't help but feel angry. We have conquered the Ming Dynasty, so how could the Monkey King be suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain?
This is not okay, we won’t allow it!
The story came to an abrupt end, and the audience expressed their dissatisfaction.
"Boy, keep talking, we want to hear the Monkey King break the Five Elements Mountain and slaughter the nine thieves and bald tribes of Tathagata!" Old Zhu threatened with bared teeth.
Fang Jingzhi simply ignored it, thank you for being able to speak out about Tathagata's nine tribes.
Little Zhu hugged Fang Jingzhi's thigh. The little person figured out the big brother's temperament and said coquettishly: "Big brother is handsome, big brother is handsome. I will touch your head and you can tell me another story." good!"
Fang Jingzhi fulfilled half of the little guy's wish, rubbed the little guy's head and said with a smile: "I won't talk anymore, I'll talk about it later. Big brother is hungry and wants to eat!"
The old Wangtou liked children very much. He looked at Zhu Xiongying who was holding Fang Jingzhi's thigh and said with a loving smile: "Master, why don't you tell this young master another story? The old man was also fascinated by it, and he wanted another meal. Only when you know how can you be good!”
"Although the broken dog is shameful, he makes a lot of money!" Fang Jingzhi waved her hand and refused: "Have you marinated the chicken that I asked you to pack? After eating the chicken, you will forget the story!"
"Master, it's already marinated, and all the ingredients you asked for are ready!"
"Okay, Lao Wang, I will teach you a new dish, Hongwu Beggar's Chicken. There is also a story about this chicken, about our Emperor Zhu. I will tell it to you another day!"
Lao Zhu, who was still immersed in the story of Monkey King, suddenly woke up.
This little bastard is trying to trick us again!
But the key point is that he is somewhat used to it.
Hey, let nature take its course, and beheading can be done slowly!
All because our eldest grandson likes this boy.
Lao Zhu comforted himself. He saw his good grandson and Fang Jingzhi handling the beggar's chicken over there, and he couldn't help but get close to him.
"Hey, Grandson, your method is not good, let's help you live the mud, this is what we are good at!"
Even if the little guy has yellow mud on his hands, he still can't forget the story of the monkey.
"Brother, can I tell the story to my little uncles?"
"My little uncles are so cute listening to stories!"
Your uncles? ? ? ?
Fang Jingzhi looked at Lao Zhu in disbelief. This old brother seemed to have really not lied to him.
There are more than a dozen wives at home!
So enviable.
Fang Jingzhi thought sourly.
Lao Zhu seemed to see something, and kicked this guy's ass with a proud look on his face: "What's that look in your eyes? What's wrong with having more children? We're just playing the game of having more children, more blessings!!!"
Let you pretend to be me, and you will be awesome after three days in the Jiaofang Division. You have a son, you have as many sons as we do!
Lao Zhu felt proud in his heart.
Fang Jingzhi pouted, "You are great for having a son."
For someone who is so old and has so many sons, he looks old and disrespectful at first glance.
He hunched over and shrank his neck: "Well, you are so good, you are so good, I am envious of you, isn't this envy!"
"I envy you, why don't you hurry up and give birth to a son!" Lao Zhu said with a satisfied smile: "The girl you are entangled with today looks good to me, so hurry up and marry her!"
You Lan Yu, if you don't marry your daughter to our son, we will let this bad boy marry your daughter. With this guy's mean-mouthed temper, your daughter will definitely be angry to death by then.
When these two have another son in the future, we will bring your grandson into the palace. Then you see how we deal with this boy and your daughter!
Yes, and your grandson.
How could Fang Jingzhi know Lao Zhu's little thoughts?
Although Lan Caiwei is good, she still needs to wait a while before marrying a wife.
Rather than having his parents take care of things, he still prefers to let things take their own course.
Afraid that this old brother was urging marriage like Aunt Wang in the next courtyard, Fang Jingzhi decisively changed the subject.
"Oh, Xiaoying, look at this chicken, you are so bad!"
"Back when our Master Hong Wu stole chickens, he was a very good man!"
"Your yellow mud must be painted in a way that matches the style of our Lord Hong Wu!"
Lao Zhu's face turned dark again.
Damn it, we will die if you don’t arrange it, right? !
