Lan Bin only felt his scalp numb.
Although he is uneducated, it does not mean that he is stupid.
You can tell that this passage is really embarrassing.
"Brother, stop talking, you don't understand me..."
"I understand!" Fang Jingzhi raised her head and closed her eyes, taking a puff of the small cigarette in her hand.
Focus on elegance!
Lan Bin: "You are not me, how can I say that you will understand my sadness!"
Fang Jingzhi: "Because I don't know if I will be able to meet you in the next life..."
Lan Bin felt even more embarrassed. Looking at Fang Jingzhi's delicate features, he felt inexplicably dangerous.
He unconsciously moved his butt away. He was not afraid of death, but he was afraid of being disgusted to death...
It moved from the clerk's back to his head.
The huge butt was pressed down, and the unconscious clerk trembled even more.
Big flavor, good smoke...
"Okay, then what do you want!"
Lan Yu's son is both easy to fool and capable of beating.
Such a thug is very suitable for this young master.
Lan Bin raised his head: "Then can you let people know that the Lan family is very educated?"
"I can!" Fang Jingzhi said.
Lan Bin's body trembled suddenly, and he raised his head and glanced at Fang Jingzhi in disbelief.
Then he took a puff of cigarette and shrank back like a deflated ball.
"You're kidding me again!"
Although he didn't have much contact with him, he could feel that his brother seemed very unreliable.
You can call him serious, but he is quite unserious.
You want to say that he is not serious, but he looks very serious.
In short, elusive.
"I really have a way!" Fang Jingzhi said.
"You lied to me!"
"I don't!"
"You have!"
Fang Jingzhi was annoyed: "Get out of here, uncle, believe it or not!"
As a time traveler, I will help you create your personal profile, which is not just a matter of holding hands with you.
I really think this young master stares at Weibo every day just to see Feifei’s powerful thighs!
This person, sometimes, is born with a bit of a mean streak.
You're so obedient to her, but she turns your nose up and thinks she's some kind of treasure.
But when you really put her aside and turn a blind eye, she will remember your kindness and stick to you shamelessly.
Then the cycle continues.
That's right, Fang Jingzhi was talking about Lan Bin.
He was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, but instead made this guy interested.
This fellow moved the servant's head to his back again.
The unconscious clerk twitched unconsciously for a while, looking very painful.
"Brother, is there really a way?"
Fang Jingzhi gave this guy a sideways glance: "You don't believe it!"
"I believe it. It was my elder brother Lan Chun, that idiot, who had a crush on me just now. That's not what I wanted to say. I trust my brother very much!" Lan Bin looked at him eagerly and spoke sincerely.
Well, in you, I see Lan Yu’s shameless spirit.
I also saw the brotherly love between you and your brother.
"A Bin, as long as people believe that your Lan family is talented and learned, right?" Fang Jingzhi lit another one and said, "No matter what method you use."
Lan Chun nodded.
This is easy to handle. Dr. Zhai Da, architect of Jiang University, has proved that we are on a practical path.
Fang Jingzhi continued: "Since all you need is fame, it's much easier. There's really no need to bother studying hard."
Lan Bin looked at him eagerly, seeing that his brother was such a confident and expert person, he seemed to really have a solution!
It's just like that so-and-so reincarnated.
No need to study, no need to study!
I hate reading the most.
"I have thought of a few simple and crude methods, which are very suitable for you!"
"How simple and crude!" Lan Bin asked honestly.
Fang Jingzhi bared her teeth: "Don't interrupt, do you want to hear it? It's quite simple and rude!"
"The first thing is that you directly challenge the great scholars of the time, such as Song Lian, slap him in the face, and step on him to rise to power. In this way, everyone in the world will definitely know your talents!"
"Well, you don't have to think about this. As long as it's not a physical matter, there's no way you can defeat this literary veteran."
Fang Jingzhi continued to mind her own business and said: "As for the second item, if you win the top prize in the palace examination, you will naturally become famous in the world."
"You can't get through this road either. You can get first place in the North Land, but no one else can, let alone the palace exam!"
"..."
Fang Jingzhi said everything and Lan Bin listened.
Every time I listen to one, my high fighting spirit weakens a bit.
After a while, he regained his kidney-deficient appearance.
This is not an idea, this is just rubbing salt into your heart!
"Brother, you can't give me a reliable idea!" Lan Bin said lifelessly.
He has completely given up hope on the guy in front of him. He is an unruly person!
Fang Jingzhi looked at him indifferently and said disdainfully: "I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you in a hurry?"
"Since so many methods fail, we can only take the last way. This is also the best way I can think of at the moment!"
Lan Bin cheered up and moved closer, his eyes revealing an unprecedented seriousness.
"I wonder if you have ever heard of the legendary story of Mr. Sibo of Jiaofang!"
Lan Bin was confused.
Fang Jingzhi also looked confused.
Haven’t you heard the story of Liu Sanbian of the Ming Dynasty who had sex for free?
"Have you never been to Jiaofangsi?" Fang Jingzhi looked at Lan Bin in disbelief.
If you have nothing to do, go to Jiaofangsi and discuss martial arts moves with the girls in Jiaofangsi.
This is almost the most common operation for the second generation of nobles!
Lan Bin shook his head, as if he was quite embarrassed, and muttered in a low voice: "I, I haven't been there!"
"Really!" Fang Jingzhi's pupils widened.
Come and see, there is an honest man here.
"All right!"
Seeing Lan Bin's serious look, Fang Jingzhi was speechless.
Judging from his appearance, he must be in his thirties, but he has never been to Jiaofangsi.
I don’t know whether to praise him for his simplicity or his sadness.
How did Lan Yu get educated?
Poor baby!
"you!"
"You want to have sex with an oiran for free!"
"What?"
Lan Bin leaned back and fell directly from the clerk!
Sleeping with an oiran, or having sex for free...
Is this what he should be thinking about?
Fang Jingzhi looked at him in surprise, wondering if he would be so excited that he would die like this.
Isn’t this something that just requires X?
"Don't you want to?"
"Brother, no, brother, I think, in my dreams, I want to sleep with the oiran!" Lan Bin was so excited that he almost knelt down to Fang Jingzhi.
He really, really, really wanted to sleep with the oiran, and his nose was filled with snot just thinking about it.
Every time I walk to the door of Jiaofangsi, I want to stop and smell the air of Jiaofangsi.
Because there is a faint smell of an oiran lady in it.
I still remember when I was still young.
I saved up my pocket money for more than half a year just to get the beauty of a courtesan.
As a result, the great cause collapsed in the middle.
It snowed heavily and the stable where the money was hidden collapsed.
Dad proudly held his copper coins and went to the Jiaofang Division.
But now, Lan Bin sees hope again.
And it’s a free hope.
How could this not make him excited?
This is, Bai, whoring, ah!
"Please brother, no, please teach me sir!"
Lan Bin stood up suddenly, and the cigarette in his hand was no longer fragrant.
Fang Jingzhi looked at Lan Bin indifferently and said disdainfully: "It's a trivial matter."
"You are so and so, so and so..."
"..."
"The kidneys are so good, the kidneys are so good, I am here to thank my brother for his poem!"
"From now on, younger brother, only elder brother will follow his lead."
"From today on, my brother is my half-brother, Lan Bin. Lan Chun, this idiot, is nothing."
"To be honest with you brother, I also have a younger sister who is extremely beautiful, knows how to manage money, and can run a household..."
Introducing this voluminous book, written by the eldest brother who suffered balding hair due to being sacrificed by my eunuch.
In the early stage, spiritual energy recovery + supernatural daily life, traditional writing style, no brainless villains, in the later stage, he turned to fighting gods, with stable updates for more than 300 days, and more than 3 million words. If you like spiritual energy recovery and urban supernatural powers, you can check it out! "Two Souls" (It's not easy to earn 200 yuan from 500,000 words and still be deceived by me... don't ask me how I deceived... (hehehe) I am so happy to say that I have lost my conscience...)
