Lao Zhu doesn’t understand Zhu Yuanzhang?
What does the emperor know?
Mao Xiang's legs were shaking so much that he could no longer stand.
Life has great openings, great ups and downs!
It’s so scary!
I should be under the car, not here!
The smile on Lao Zhu's face was a little stiff.
Didn’t I laugh a little too early just now?
"I said, don't be unconvinced. As the saying goes, a wise man won't lie to a nun. I have hundreds of years of experience. I'm not just bragging to you. What a crouching dragon and young phoenix. Let them stand in front of me and have a chat. , they want to kneel down and call me Master, believe it or not!"
Fang Jingzhi said, put the wine glass on the table, and put his hand on Lao Zhu's shoulder.
Zhu Yuanzhang:......
Wolong Chufeng, you kid, you really put a lot of money on your face.
After drinking two ounces of cat urine, I wonder what my last name is!
I'll kill you sooner or later, you boring pear.
Fang Jingzhi raised his wine glass and drank another glass.
I was completely drunk, my eyes were blurred, and my whole body was a little orgasmic.
He squinted at Lao Zhu with a look of disgust, laughed, swayed, and kissed Lao Zhu on the face with a snap.
This mouthful goes on.
Lao Zhu was completely stunned!
Conquering the world along the way can be regarded as traveling all over the country. I have seen a lot of people who like to molest children, but I like to mess with old men...
Although we say that we are talented in appearance, and even more talented when we get older, we really don’t like this!
Lao Zhu clearly felt that he had goosebumps.
"I said, brother, I'm really happy today, so I'll tell you about it!"
"If you say you don't understand, don't be upset or feel aggrieved. Although you have traveled all over the world and have seen a lot, in the final analysis, you are still hundreds of years behind me. Compared with my pitiful knowledge, what's the point? It’s really not worth mentioning…”
Zhu Yuanzhang:......
If you have any fields, you will be at your disadvantage.
You kid is driving like crazy on the road to death!
"As Confucius said, knowing is knowing and not knowing is not knowing. It is knowing that you are worse than me. It is not a shame. It's really... uh..."
As Fang Jingzhi spoke, she couldn't help but burp, and the hot smell of alcohol mixed with the smell of food squirted into Lao Zhu's face.
Lao Zhu tilted his head back in disgust. Not only was he disgusted, but he was also afraid that his grandson would do something to him again.
A lifetime of fame cannot be ruined in the hands of this bastard!
Let's endure it!
"Then tell us carefully, how are you better than Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix?" Lao Zhu suppressed his anger, picked up the teacup and stuffed it into Fang Jingzhi's hand.
You bastard, hurry up and suppress the bad smell in your mouth.
Fuck you, don't spray it on my head.
"Who said that? A child can be taught, and he still knows how to serve tea to his master!"
He likes to meet such good people when he drinks and brags. Fang Jingzhi, who was drunk, was very talkative and just talked about whatever came to mind.
"Isn't this Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix just a bit talented in military affairs and state governance? If you put it in front of this young master, you won't even look at it!"
"Today, I will open your eyes. Starting from the national economy and the people's livelihood, I will teach you barbarians a good lesson!"
"The so-called national economy and people's livelihood, to put it bluntly, are people, the common people!"
"What are the common people? They are the most important resource of a country!"
"War requires common people, taxes require common people, and taking a concubine still requires common people."
“Everything in a country cannot be separated from its people!”
This discussion is quite novel!
Lao Zhu thought silently in his heart.
Fang Jingzhi continued: "A man named Li Er once said that water can carry a boat and also capsize it. What does he mean by this? To sum it up simply, he who wins the hearts of the people will win the world, and whoever loses the hearts of the people will lose the world." The world!"
"Speaking of this, the emperor I am today is much better than the emperors in the past dynasties!"
"Our Majesty is probably the most diligent and thrifty emperor among all the emperors in the past. I heard someone say that he even opened two acres of land in the palace. When he has nothing to do, his favorite thing is to hold a He works in the fields with a golden hoe and eats scallion pancakes made by Queen Ma, but he is also a worthless emperor!"
"Tell me, other emperors would just show off when they were plowing in the spring. Then they would go back to playing music and dancing, either sleeping with their wives or on their way to sleep with their wives. Only our Emperor Zhu , He really takes the show seriously, he is really farming, there is no falsehood at all!" Fang Jingzhi said this with emotion.
Slander! ! !
We like to eat the girl’s baked scallion pancakes, but when did we start working in the fields with a golden hoe!
This is not nonsense, we use iron hoes!
Lao Zhu felt happy.
That's right, we are just a worthless emperor, so what.
We are really farming!
Our land has also grown good rice!
Just ask your peers.
I can stand in the ground and play, can you?
Come on, give me a thumbs up!
"Speaking of Emperor Zhu, we have to talk about Empress Ma. This empress is beyond words. She is simply a virtuous and virtuous person. If Zhu is said to be the emperor of eternity, then Empress Ma is definitely the emperor of all eternity. After Ancient One, Emperor Zhu and Empress Ma were not on the same level. To put it bluntly, Emperor Zhu was not worthy of Empress Ma. If he could meet this empress, his life would be considered in vain. It should be a very good experience to be a son to this queen!"
"It's a pity that time travelers are divided into three, six or nine levels. They don't have this life!"
Old Zhu bared his teeth angrily!
You praise our girl, we are happy!
But you said I'm not good enough for a girl. Damn it, I'm not good enough for you!
Bah, look at your growth.
It’s thin-skinned and tender, but it’s not a good thing at first glance!
You still want to be our son, you are so beautiful!
But I see you complimenting our girl for her sake.
This little life of yours will be left to you for the time being.
"By the way, brother, have you ever heard of it? I heard that Emperor Zhu was very picky on weekdays. He would eat a salted duck egg, and after eating, he would refill the eggshell inside and out..."
I heard, little bastard, that’s what you said, and you slandered us...
You are so damn good at eating salted duck eggs that you lick the eggshell inside and out!
Our special girl obviously only added the inside.
Old Zhu's face turned red!
"Brother, let me ask you whether you are convinced or not. Tell me that throughout the dynasties, the emperor would add salted egg shells to his salted duck eggs. They only ate the yolks and did not even bother to eat the egg whites. ah!"
"Think about it for yourself, how many emperors are so frugal? To be honest, I am proud that the Ming Dynasty has such an emperor. I am proud to have such an emperor!"
"From this aspect, it is an honor for the common people to have such an emperor!"
"Come on, let's put our thumbs up and give him a hundred likes!"
Although he didn't know what a like was, Lao Zhu still stretched out his thumb very excitedly, and even his back was straight.
Yes, yes, the one licking the eggshell is us, it’s us!
What's wrong with you? I'm proud of you!
I'm proud of myself!
This kid is not so unpleasant to look at!
"I'm telling you, brother, don't look at our emperor digging, but digging has its own benefits. As the saying goes, if you don't have enough clothes, you won't have enough food. You can't calculate the poverty you will suffer. Don't look at the early Ming Dynasty, but I dare to bet you that with such an emperor here, within a few years, our Ming Dynasty will definitely be in peace and prosperity, and the prosperous age of Hongwu will surely come to the world..."
The country is peaceful and the people are safe, and the Hongwu era is prosperous!
Lao Zhu couldn't help but feel excited, and his teeth were almost exposed.
Even the previous criticisms of him can be ignored.
The parents who gave birth to me are the ones who know me, and this bastard is the one who knows me!
At this moment, Lao Zhu looked at Fang Jingzhi with a somewhat glaring look in his eyes.
This talent, this ability, this knowledge, this ability to flatter!
It would be a pity not to get Wu Jixiang's men!
"What's even more rare is that our Emperor Zhu is not only frugal, but also treats the people really well. Unfortunately, his vision is not long-term enough. He can only see the current situation, but he does not have a good view of the future. The plan of the Ming Dynasty... Well, forget it, stop talking about it, stop talking about it, let's drink and drink..."
When she thought of Zhu Yunwen's succession to the throne and the man with the trendiest English name in the Central Plains, Fang Jingzhi suddenly woke up and changed the topic with a haha.
You can't say this. If you say it, you must die!
Lao Zhu was listening with great interest, but he didn't expect this kid to suddenly start a fight. Haha, how could he be willing?
"Don't forget it, don't forget it, just keep talking!"
Lao Zhu picked up the wine glass in front of him and clinked it with Fang Jingzhi.
Mao Xiang on the side already had the urge to prick his ears.
Stop talking, stop talking!
If we continue to talk about it, the little life we finally saved will have to be done again!
You want to die, but we don’t want to follow you!
Mao Xiang already wanted to run away.
It's a pity that Lao Zhu didn't say anything, he didn't dare to move.
I could only sit on the stone bench that I had wiped clean, pretending to be deaf and mute, my legs shaking constantly.
He could clearly feel that he had peed.
"No more, no more, I drank too much. I said, brother, why are you worrying so much? Just learn from others. Hey, this, what is your name!" Fang Jingzhi looked at her. Xiang Maoxiang.
Mao Xiang cursed in his heart.
It’s turbid!
I'm the majestic commander of the Royal Guards, and when it comes to your mouth, it becomes "Hey!"
Little bastard!
"Little Ma Xiang!" Mao Xiang replied through gritted teeth.
"Ma Xiang, that's not a good name!" Fang Jingzhi looked at Mao Xiang's face and murmured: "Your parents don't know how to name you. With your face, you should be called Ma Hu!" "
Mao Xiang was a little crazy. He really wanted to kill this kid.
Your special mother-in-law is called Ma Hu.
What's wrong with the long face? The long face eats your rice!
Lao Zhu looked at Mao Xiang's aggrieved look, almost spitting out a mouthful of wine, and his face turned red from holding back.
He coughed repeatedly to hide his embarrassment.
Fang Jingzhi slapped Lao Zhu on the back in disgust.
"Brother, I'm not telling you, if you can't drink, just don't drink so much. Drinking too much alcohol can damage your kidneys!"
Old Zhu bared his teeth, your mother’s kidneys are not good enough!
"Let's talk about it again, brother, you should learn from this Ma Hu. No, Ma Xiang, look at people, they just drink when they drink. It's not like you, who has so many problems."
"Come on, Ma Hu, oh, Ma Xiang, let us two have a drink!"
"Hey, I said, do you understand the rules? Keep the cup lower!"
Mao Xiang felt so aggrieved that he wanted to die and almost cried.
You want me to lower my cup? After so many years, no one dares to be as humble as me!
Lao Zhu looked at him with a smile and suddenly said: "Boy, do you know what kind of business I am doing?"
Fang Jingzhi glanced at him, wondering what was wrong with this old brother.
"What kind of business!"
"Big deal!"
Lao Zhu glanced at Fang Jingzhi mysteriously.
Fang Jingzhi suddenly felt unhappy when she looked at his pretentious look.
"What a big deal!"
Lao Zhu was a little confused by this kid's tricks, so he deliberately straightened the bear puppet, nodded, and turned the big jade finger on his hand a few times.
"Haha, we are doing business with Emperor Zhu!"
Look, don’t you want to talk about me? You’re as witty as me, so you’ve changed the topic back again!
But immediately, Lao Zhu realized something was wrong.
Why is this kid's eyes so weird?
Fang Jingzhi stared at Lao Zhu and said with regret: "Brother, you are doing business with the emperor and you are a businessman. Your beard is not fake, right?"
beard?
Fake, what does this mean?
Lao Zhu was a little confused.
Damn it, this guy called himself a eunuch.
"Fuck you, this is true, this is true!"
"Okay, okay, really, really!" Fang Jingzhi drank.
Old Zhu bared his teeth: "What we are saying is that we have to do business. If we can be in the army, it will be a big business!"
Well……
Fang Jingzhi felt a little embarrassed and stepped forward to pat Lao Zhu on the shoulder.
"It's just such a small thing, why do you think you're making it so mysterious!"
Lao Zhu: "..."
"Let me tell you, you two don't look like ordinary businessmen. It turns out that you are businessmen working for the imperial court. Brother, let me ask you something. The imperial court will go to war with Dali Yunan this year!"
Hearing this, Lao Zhu suddenly had a sharp gleam in his eyes.
Only a few people in the court know about the attack on Dali Kingdom. Everyone thinks that we are going to use troops against Bei Yuan. How will this young man know our true intention?
"Little brother, how did you know about this!" Lao Zhu glanced at Mao Xiang coldly and continued to ask.
Mao Xiang shuddered, this is really none of my business!
Fang Jingzhi also heard something wrong in Lao Zhu's words. Could it be that this matter is still a secret?
This is about to end for me!
Are these two bastards trying to report me?
His mind was racing, followed by a shaking of his head.
"The Heavenly Gate is not closed at night, why is Jiu Xing banished to the human world?"
"I will kill thousands of mountains in the south of the Yangtze River with five buckets of golden stem dew for you."
"I heard this all from hearsay. Let's not talk about it anymore. I drank and drank. Oops, I drank too much. I originally wanted to tell you about some business that I could do with the military!"
"No, no, I'm going to sleep!"
dUang~
Fang Jing dug her head into the wine bowl in front of her.
Mao Xiang's whole body was in bad condition.
Don't sleep, you damn girl, don't sleep!
Hearsay, your mother’s listeners!
You are killing us!
Mao Xiang weakly raised his head and looked at Lao Zhu.
"Mao Xiang!"
"My subordinate is here!" Mao Xiang was excited and responded quickly.
"Check this matter out. You haven't heard anything today, you haven't seen anything, have you heard anything? If we hear anything from others, be careful of your neck!" Lao Zhu said coldly.
"yes!"
"This kid, carry him to the house!"
"In the future, send someone to follow him secretly. Don't let anyone hurt him, and don't let him know your existence. From today on, we need to know every move he makes!"
"Even if he takes an extra breath today, we all want to know!"
After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he stood up and was about to leave.
But just as he walked to the door, he seemed to think of something again.
Turning back and walking into Fang Jingzhi's room, he saw the pen and paper beside him.
Picked it up immediately.
I left a line of big words on the paper bitterly.
"Pooh!"
He touched Fang Jingzhi's forehead very solemnly.
The song is good, don’t sing it again!
(4300 big chapters, I worked really hard~~~)
