It was not easy to get to the wedding venue.
Fang Jingzhi raised her eyes and saw that in the middle of the square not far away, a high platform had already been erected. It was made entirely of high-quality wood, with a luxurious and exquisite shape, exuding a simple and elegant atmosphere.
At this moment, many people have gathered under the high platform, including richly dressed nobles' children, Imperial College students wearing blue gowns, poor scholars with disheveled faces, and ordinary people wearing tattered clothes...
In short, they are all promising, ideal, ambitious, good men from the Ming Dynasty!
What was more outrageous was the old guy in the crowd with gray hair and only two front teeth left, who was cursing and pushing forward...
Is your thing still usable?
Well, there is no way for blessings and misfortunes, and it is only for mediocre people to trouble themselves.
I am an old man, but I still want to imitate the handsome dog author and eat soft food. It is really disrespectful to me.
…
Fang Jingzhi stood on tiptoes and stood outside the crowd, looking around, trying to find a safe and comfortable position.
It was too far away to see clearly, too close, and too dangerous for my appearance as a succubus.
After all, he came to watch the fun with a critical mood.
As for soft rice, even dogs won’t eat it.
Um!
Fang Jingzhi's eyes suddenly lit up.
There is a slightly higher open space only a few dozen meters away from the wooden platform, and there are two trees in the open space.
One is a crooked-necked tree, and the other is also a crooked-necked tree.
Two lifetimes of melon-eating experience told him that this was an excellent place to eat melons.
Unfortunately, the good spot under the tree has already been taken.
Four wretched old men were squatting there and stretching their necks towards the high platform, seeming to be cursing and saying something.
…
Xu Da looked at the two crooked-necked trees in front of him, and hid behind the trees obscenely. Only one eye was exposed and he looked around, mainly in the direction of the high platform.
"Well, no poking, no poking, it's really good!"
Li Shanchang frowned as he watched this magical operation, and his two gray eyebrows almost formed a big character - disgust.
"Tiande, what are you doing?"
Xu Da emerged from behind the tree, smiled, and then patted away the dust that had just stained his sleeves.
"Shouldn't we investigate in advance? If those two girls see it, I don't want this old face anymore. It doesn't matter to you or me. I still want the superior face!"
Zhu Yuanzhang behind him had a stinky face and glared at Lan Yu, who looked unruly and unruly next to him. He flicked his sleeves and said in an angry tone: "So what if we saw it? Our face has been completely disgraced a long time ago. I came here today just to see what kind of son-in-law Lan Yu can find!"
"Anyway, I'm not looking for someone like Lao Shi. Huh, he hangs out with those scholars all day long and talks so much that it would be hard to kill a chicken. It's strange that my daughter would like such a person!" Lan Yu retorted mercilessly.
"What's wrong with our old man? He's full of knowledge. Do you have any blue jade? You're a good guy who can't read even two Chinese characters!" Old Zhu bared his teeth and said angrily.
"Hmph, I won't marry your old ten, a coward who peed his pants after being frightened by a war horse!"
"Bah, the whole family is working hard, let's, let's whip you..." As a son's slave, Lao Zhu became so angry that he took off his shoes angrily.
Li Shanchang and Xu Da saw this and quickly stopped.
Today, the emperor takes off his shoes and slaps the general of the imperial court in the street. If word spreads about this, Ming Dynasty will lose face.
Lan Yu was obviously very dissatisfied. She held her neck and retorted: "If you whip me, you will beat me to death. Even my daughter will not look down on you!"
Seeing the child's vindictive attitude towards the monarch and his ministers, Xu Da and Li Shan had a headache.
Ever since Lao Zhu went to the Lan family to propose a marriage for the King of Shu but was rejected, the two of them had been at odds and disliked each other.
If it weren't for the prince and the queen, Lan Yu would have eaten the bottom of her shoes long ago.
"Lanyu, to be honest, what kind of girl are you looking for? King Shu's child is gentle and elegant, and has the seed of reading. I think it's pretty good, don't you think so, Tiande!" Li Shanchang! He said with a smile.
When Xu Da heard this, he turned his head and ignored it. What a piece of shit!
After a roast goose meal, Lao Zhu deceived the bright-eyed and sharp-toothed girl in the family into marrying that bastard Lao Si. He never planned to eat Lao Zhu's roast goose in his life, so he didn't want to talk about it.
Lan Jade's eyes almost rolled to the sky: "Hmph, you are so optimistic about the King of Shu, why don't you let your daughter follow him and have any ideas about my daughter?"
Li Shanchang glanced at Lao Zhu. Comrade Lao Zhu's eyes also rolled up to the sky. He smiled and said: "Hey, it's not impossible. We do have the idea of kissing with the superior. It's not because we are afraid that the superior will not see it. Are you going to fuck our daughter?"
Lao Zhu glanced at him with disgust, you are quite self-aware, we don't want your stinky daughter to harm our Lao Zhu family.
Li Shanchang turned a blind eye to the disdain in Lao Zhu's eyes, changed the subject, and continued: "Lanyu, after all, even if your girl despises the King of Shu, isn't there my second and third children, who are not the same? The top talent, as long as your girl nods, pick your girl first, and the bride price will be sent to your home tomorrow. As for letting the girl come out to throw embroidery balls, you said how old you are, why are you still following your girl? You’re out here messing around!”
Lan Yu glared at Li Shanchang angrily and said disdainfully: "Your family doesn't have any good things. What kind of dream are you dreaming about? Even if my girl is blind, she can't look down on your son. She has a bad brain and will give her to her." Your son will be your wife!”
Lao Zhu's chest rose and fell violently, and he glared at Lan Yu angrily, the fire in his eyes almost erupting out.
Xu Da was a discerning person and hurriedly stopped Lao Zhu.
According to his understanding of Lao Zhu, if he didn't stop him at this time, Lao Zhu would definitely greet Lan Yu's eighteen generations of ancestors cordially for half an hour, and it would never be the same!
Xu Da has had a deep understanding of Lao Zhu's strength since he was a child.
Just when the situation was tense and Lao Zhu was about to break through the defense line...
"Brothers, are you watching the excitement..."
Fang Jingzhi took three steps at a time and squeezed through the crowd to the bottom of the open space. Then with a whoosh, she rushed to the crooked neck tree. She squeezed in the middle with ease and came directly between Zhu Yuanzhang and Li Shanchang.
Blue Jade Xu Da naturally noticed Fang Jingzhi. If he hadn't noticed that this kid's steps were a bit frivolous and he didn't seem to be a threat to Lao Zhu's personal safety, he would have kicked him over.
Lan Yu was speechless, feeling very sorry.
Why are you so cold-blooded, kid?
If you want to squeeze, just squeeze harder. It's best to squeeze the emperor up to the ground!
Also give us some bad breath.
Lao Zhu and Li Shanchang turned their heads almost simultaneously to look at the husky that suddenly squeezed in.
A thought suddenly flashed across his mind: Whose boy is this? He was born with a good skin.
"Which family are you from? Why have I never seen you before?" Lao Zhu, who was groaning angrily, couldn't help but soften his words a bit, and asked rather curiously.
Fang Jingzhi was confused as she looked at the few people. She didn't expect that the few old guys who were sitting here watching the fun would all have extraordinary bearings.
The man next to him had a gray beard and looked like an old silver coin. At first glance, he looked like a scheming and ruthless character.
The younger one next to him has a scar on his face and a scary look in his eyes. He is most likely a gangster.
As for the one leaning against the tree, he doesn't look like a good person. His face is so ugly that he only wears a bOy T-shirt. If the one with a scar on his face is the younger brother, then this one must be the older brother.
The most terrifying thing is the short-bearded old man standing next to him asking questions. He has sharp eyebrows and tiger eyes, and a graceful temperament. His long and narrow eyes seem to be calm, but when he opens and closes them, he always feels a flash of anger. There is always something. He felt like he was going to stab himself in the next second. Although he was wearing a slightly old robe, his aura could not be suppressed, and people unconsciously focused their attention on him.
If the people just now were the combination of Qiqiang Qisheng and Lao Mo, this short-bearded old man would definitely be the beginning of winter!
This young master, why don’t I have such momentum?
Fang Jingzhi felt sour in her mouth.
Suddenly I didn't want to deal with these old bastards anymore.
"You left early and I came back late. We can't pay homage to our neighbors!"
Lao Zhu was stunned, what he said was so playful!
Tell our girl later.
"Then how can we worship our neighbors!"
"Then who knows, brothers, do you want to eat melon seeds?"
Fang Jingzhi leaned against the crooked tree and skillfully took out a handful of watermelon seeds from his pocket. He glanced blankly at the high platform and nibbled on the seeds.
Hurry up, the main audience is already in place, Miss Lan family, hurry up and get on stage!
Compared to a few bad old men, he was now looking forward to the unlucky guy appearing as soon as possible.
Fang Jingzhi originally wanted to be polite, but she ignored the moral integrity of the Ming Dynasty's monarchs and ministers.
With one look from Lao Zhu, Xu Da understood.
Fang Jingzhi felt the pocket holding the melon seeds tighten, and a big hand stretched out.
"Hey, hey, hey, where did the old guy touch? It hurts, it hurts, please let me go. I was wrong, I was really wrong..."
Putting his hand into Fang Jingzhi's trouser pocket, Xu Da's eyes trembled. He thought he was one of a kind, but he didn't expect this person to be so terrifying...
After all, he is a veteran who has been on the battlefield for many years. He has mastered Qi-nurturing Kung Fu. Even though he was shocked, he still took out a large handful of melon seeds as if nothing had happened and squeezed a handful. It was definitely not because of jealousy!
"Hey, these watermelon seeds are still sweet, how are they made!"
"Yeah, that's right. Do you have any more, boy? I'll give you two kilograms for my family. The girl at home likes to eat melon seeds the most."
Fang Jingzhi squatted under the tree with her crotch covered, her face expressionless. When the wind blew, a tear fell from the corner of her eye.
Suddenly I felt unclean!
This old man is so jealous of my young master's ability that he is really going to kill me!
"This little brother, I see that you are young and have never been married. Why don't you come up and ask for a chance? With your appearance, you can have a good match..." Li Shanchang ate melon seeds with a smile. said.
Haha, I am very careful in my observation. I am handsome. To put it bluntly, don’t think that you are Wei Yuan with a beard!
You don’t have that thing either!
Fang Jingzhi internally complained about the old man with a gray beard and replied indifferently.
"A good match, I think it's a bad match. Don't think you're trying to fool me just because I'm young. That girl on the stage is the lady of the Lan family, but she can't bear this kind of love..."
Fang Jingzhi pointed to the high platform. A burly woman, even through the veil, she could tell that she looked like Li Kui, looked like Zhang Fei, and was comparable to Cheng Yaojin. She was slowly coming up to the stage. Wasn't it the hero on the carriage just now? who.
"Kukukukukuku..."
For some reason, the scar-faced old Mo squatting on the ground suddenly laughed.
He even squatted on the ground because he was laughing too much, and the melon seeds in his hand were scattered all over the ground.
Fang Jingzhi looked very distressed.
It's caramel flavored, specially made for court ladies!
"What do you mean, kid? You mean the woman on the stage is ugly!"
Li Shanchang was a little angry, glanced at Lan Yu with disgust, and then glared at Fang Jingzhi.
"Why, let's not talk about how ugly she is. I'm not talking about your daughter. You are so excited!"
Fang Jingzhi was startled by the gnashing of gray beard's teeth.
"That's my daughter!" Li Shanchang gritted his teeth.
Because of her poor appearance, her daughter was determined to find a suitable husband, which led to her never getting married. Precisely because of her appearance, even marriages failed, and over time it became Li Shanchang's heartache.
What Fang Jingzhi just said was a heavy punch to Lao Li's heart.
Fang Jing was stunned and looked at Li Shanchang in disbelief.
"Are you Lan Yu?"
How can this be?
He looked at the gray beard suspiciously.
Lan Yu was not chopped down by Lao Zhu when he was still in his prime, but looking at the age of this old guy, he must be sixty, right?
Has history changed dramatically because of your own time travel?
How can this be!
Compared to the gray beard, he believed more that the one squatting on the ground was Lan Yu.
The main thing is that the temperament matches.
Fang Jingzhi stared at Li Shanchang in disbelief, and subconsciously reached out to push him. Li Shanchang, who was eating melon seeds, didn't react for a moment, and was pushed to the ground by his slap.
This is sapphire, it must be fake, it doesn’t seem to work!
Li Shanchang sat on the ground, completely stunned, looking at the young man in front of him in shock!
For how many years, no one has dared to push himself to the ground.
This guy did it!
And he is so ungrateful.
"Boy, what are you going to do!"
Although Blue Jade Xu Da laughed secretly in his heart, he still hurriedly stood up and pretended to protect Elder Li Shan and Zhu from behind.
This bastard, Old Li Tou, had often tricked them in court back then, and he wished to see him suffer misfortune!
"Boy, hey, stand there and don't move. Hey, who are you? Hey, what do you want to do..."
Compared to Lan and Xu, Lao Zhuke was much calmer.
With a glance, he signaled the guard hiding in the dark not to come over. While continuing to watch the show with a smile, he wanted to see how this kid would respond.
