Chapter 339: Second brother, do you know where I can have fun?

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The master and disciples did not stay long in Pansiling. They only introduced a little Taoist boy and seven little demons to the right path, and then continued westward.

The Three Realms seem to be a lot more stable these days. There is no Master Sanzang causing trouble, and it seems that even Erlang Zhenjun has somewhat concealed his presence.

But those who are familiar with the person of this Erlang Zhenjun will know that he is definitely not the kind of person who can take time off, not to mention that he has more than a thousand years of files squeezed into his hands.

Because there are many cases on hand, and some matters concern the Star Lord in the sky, it will be difficult to get things done only by the people under his command. Therefore, when encountering such a thing, I had to go there myself.

One day in heaven and one year on earth.

He just felt that working in the sky was a waste of time, so he set up the Zhenjun Temple at Guanjiangkou. During the day, he could work in the Zhenjun Temple, and he could go back to Yang Mansion to accompany his wife at night.

Therefore, even if he is asked to do something by God, he will get it done as quickly as possible.

However, he was able to handle everything in an all-round way, even though the Jade Emperor couldn't find any faults. The only ones who suffered were the gods who had violated the rules of heaven.

Especially those who rely on magical powers to cause trouble, or those who are in their positions and do not seek political advice, are all his targets. In addition, their crimes are so obvious that Yang Jian does not even need to send out the six-eared macaques. Can easily find a basket.

And these gods are often the culprits of the unjust, false and wrongful cases that have accumulated over the past thousand years, and even if they are not, they cannot escape their involvement.

Some were thrown into the tribulation of reincarnation, some were locked in heavenly prisons, and some were fined with salaries. Even some generals who were enshrined in the Western Zhou Dynasty during the Conferring God War were beaten with military sticks for violating the rules of heaven. .

Military regulations are based on the rules of heaven, and are naturally within the scope of Yang Jian's control.

Today, because his master, Master Yuding, was traveling down the mountain, Yang Jian temporarily handed over the affairs of the True Lord Temple to Boss Meishan and the six-eared macaque, which was regarded as giving him a half-day holiday.

Today, in addition to Master Yuding, Yang Jian also called Nezha to accompany him. Nezha holds the title of the Great God of the Three Altar Seas in Heaven, but actually has no specific responsibilities. In the past, apart from being on duty at the Heavenly King's Hall, Nezha also It is to eliminate demons from the lower realm.

Speaking of it, he was the most carefree among all the gods in heaven, and he also had the favor of the Jade Emperor. Even if he pulled out a big trick, the Jade Emperor would pretend that he didn't see it at all.

Some people say that Nezha was so presumptuous because he took advantage of his father Li Tianwang. In fact, in Yang Jian's view, the reason why the Jade Emperor reused Li Tianwang was not only because of Li Tianwang's natural duty as a minister, but also because of Nezha. Light.

Nezha might not have seen Master Jade Cauldron for a long time. After receiving the message from his second brother, he stepped on the hot wheel and landed outside the Yang Mansion. When he saw the door open, he shouted, "Second brother, Nezha is here. !”

Then without waiting for anyone to greet him, he ran all the way into the courtyard.

In the past, the second brother and the second sister-in-law had conflicts, and Nezha felt a little uncomfortable every time he came to Yang's house. But it is different now. The second brother and the sister-in-law have reconciled, and they are loving husband and wife. This is the blessing of the three worlds!

Others couldn't see it, but they couldn't hide it from Nezha. In the past, the second brother was holding back a feeling of depression that he couldn't vent. If one day he was really angered by something blind, he didn't know what the consequences would be.

"I've met Master Jade Cauldron."

Nezha only regarded the Yang Mansion as his own home. After he came in, he sat down next to Master Yuding, said something casually, and then poured himself a glass of wine, ha—!

"Spicy!"

Cun Xin sat next to Yang Jian, looked at Nezha and said with a smile: "This is the good wine that your second brother has hidden for a thousand years. You have to taste it carefully. It is really a waste for someone like you to drink like this."

After being scolded by his sister-in-law, Nezha didn't care. Instead, he laughed and said, "I'll have a cup and savor it carefully. Huh? The eighth princess is here too?"

There are not many people in the Yang Mansion at the moment. Apart from Yang Jian and his wife, they are Nezha and Yuding.

Nezha, who was just about to pour himself another glass of wine, saw the eighth princess of the heaven walking out of the inner room, and was a little surprised.

"I heard that my cousin was pregnant. Although there were several miracle doctors taking turns on duty, my father and queen said there were differences between men and women, so they asked me to come and take care of her." The eighth sister was still a little resistant to this, because she herself felt that this It was his father and the queen who asked him to come down to monitor cousin Erlang and his family.

She was born a little later, and Yang Jian's troubles in the Heavenly Palace had already ended before she transformed. As for the fact that several of her brothers died at the hands of cousin Erlang, she also asked the little Jinwu brother who was the only one to survive that year.

Brother Xiao Jinwu kept silent about what happened back then, but said: Gods have their responsibilities, and it is not something that can be distinguished simply by "right or wrong".

Xiao Jinwu asked her to read more, listen more, and think more. It would be best if she could understand the meaning of the word "god".

And Brother Xiao Jinwu came to the conclusion that Xiao Shen must fulfill his duties.

The eighth sister was somewhat uncomfortable in the Yang Mansion, but Erlang's cousin did not target him because of this. Instead, he treated her as his own sister.

My cousin-in-law doesn't hate herself either. She's not as unruly and willful as the rumors in heaven say.

Thinking about it, people who can marry someone like Cousin Erlang are naturally kind-hearted.

Nezha naturally didn't know about these twists and turns, and he didn't want to think about these messy things. At this moment, he still smiled and said: "Your Majesty and the empress finally thought about it. Second brother, if you relax a little, I think the three realms will be destroyed." There can be a few more couples of gods and immortals among them.”

When he mentioned this matter, Yang Jian suddenly turned cold and said, "I shouldn't have talked about this matter today, but since I brought it up, I happen to have a case on hand."

Not only Nezha, but everyone sitting here looked at him sideways. After all, Yang Jian had been in charge of the True Lord Temple in these years and had done some practical things. It may be that he took the initiative to mention it, but indeed there were not many.

"There is a Sanxian in the East China Sea. He fell in love with a mortal woman three hundred years ago, and the two became husband and wife."

"If it is a scattered immortal in the East China Sea, it seems that it is not governed by the rules of heaven." Nezha thought for a while and said: "Why, the heaven has divided people?"

"No." Yang Jian shook his head: "The Sanxian has an extremely deep affection for his wife, but his wife has limited cultivation qualifications and cannot become an immortal. She will die when her hundred years of life are reached."

"well--!"

Everyone sighed in unison, thinking about the life and death of a person who loves each other, it is natural to sigh in their hearts.

"The Sanxian refused to let go. He first set up a soul-hiding array to deceive the city god into taking away the soul-detaining imp, and then secretly collected human souls to refine the soul-renewing pill to extend the life of his wife. Now he has extended his life for two hundred years, but he has done countless harms. Innocent lives.”

"Ah this."

This turn of events made everyone feel embarrassed.

"What happened next?" Bamei couldn't help but ask.

Yang Jian sat upright and said, "If what I expected is true, Roaring Sky Dog has captured her and brought her to justice, and the woman's soul has also entered reincarnation."

"I asked why the Roaring Sky Dog is not seen. It turns out that he was sent out by the second brother to do something." Nezha put down the wine glass in his hand, "It's just that the second brother is talking about this now, which is really embarrassing. The wine has no taste anymore." "

"Disciple." Master Yuding looked at Yang Jian and said, "There must be many similar things."

"Yes, it's not just the immortals in the world, but also the gods in heaven. Although there are fewer, there are still a few cases." Even Yang Jian felt a little tired in his heart, "I often think that they are wrong because of their mistakes. It is right for heaven to prohibit gods from being emotional."

"Actually, talking about this matter, I have something to say." Nezha said in a deep voice: "Back then, my father and son became gods in the flesh, but they left their mother behind. Although my mother also practiced some cultivation, she was still an ordinary person. My father has been to Yuanjue Cave in Lingjiu Mountain, Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, Yunxiao Cave in Wulong Mountain, and Baihe Cave in Jiugong Mountain. He wants to ask for a way to live forever and fly to immortality."

After hearing this, Master Yuding said helplessly: "I must have encountered misfortune everywhere, but your father-in-law is still alive, so I must have had another adventure."

"Where is the adventure? In the past, my father said that he got an elixir from Master Du'e of Yunguang Cave in Tiesha Mountain." Nezha spread his hands: "When I went home to visit my mother a few days ago, I accidentally asked about this matter. , my mother said that she could become a Sanxian because of a flat peach my father brought back."

When Nezha talked about going home to see his mother, his expression was a little strange, but everyone saw it but didn't ask any questions.

"That's when I realized why my father was so loyal to His Majesty." Nezha was not a fool. There were some things he was too lazy to think about, not unexpected. "Counting the time, it was the time when my father went to heaven."

"I should have thought of it earlier." Nezha curled his lips, "My father is a disciple of Zhenren Du'e. Even when he was practicing on the mountain, he had no chance of becoming an immortal. How could he be allowed to become a mortal after he was put down from the mountain to enjoy the wealth and wealth in the world? The elixir of immortality?”

Thinking about it, this is also the reason why Li Tianwang stayed in Tianting when Taoist Ran Deng entered the Western religion.

"Tsk." Nezha said with a smile: "My father asked for a flat peach and was obsessed with heaven. Sun Wukong almost ate all the flat peach garden, but he wanted to drive the Jade Emperor down. He went to the heaven himself because the flat peach would disappear. invite him."

"There is really no reason for this matter." When the Great Sage was mentioned, the originally dull atmosphere suddenly became a little cheerful. Yang Jian also smiled and said: "Fortunately, the Great Sage is following Master Tripitaka to the west to obtain scriptures, otherwise"

Nezha answered: "Otherwise, the Three Realms would be even more lively."

"Master, you have the most extensive knowledge. Do you know where Sun Dasheng learned from him?" Yang Jian asked the master beside him.

"The subtlety of his eight-nine mysterious skills is not inferior to yours, and there are only a few people in the three realms who know this skill." Master Yuding said with a smile: "Is it true that no one knows where his skills come from?"

Yang Jian thought for a while, "I think the Great Sage was told not to expose his master's inheritance, so he couldn't tell. But knowing where his master is, he knew that his master must not be messed with, otherwise he wouldn't be able to teach him like this The powerful disciples come for no reason, so naturally they won’t say anything about it.”

Master Yuding nodded with a smile on his face: "Everyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand don't need to know."

Although everyone was curious about the Great Sage's disciples and had their own guesses in their hearts, after hearing what Master Yuding said, they stopped asking further questions and put the matter on hold for the time being.

Only Nezha said more: "Isn't it also taught by you, uncle?"

"no."

Master Yuding simply denied it.

One Yang Jian is enough for this handful of old bones. If a monkey is added to it, he may not be able to survive in the next three thousand years.

After everyone chatted for a while, Nezha glanced at his sister-in-law and couldn't help but said: "I stayed in my mother's womb for three years. When I was born, I was almost killed by my father as a monster. This little nephew can hold back better than me. live."

Although Cun Xin has been pregnant for many years, her body does not show any signs of pregnancy. It looks like she will still be pregnant for several three years.

"It is unusual for a real dragon to be pregnant. Moreover, this child has the blood of three clans: humans, gods, and dragons. He will definitely become a great weapon in the future!" Master Yuding, who was here for a rare visit, touched his beard and said, "Disciple."

"Master."

"After my disciple is born, can I be taught by my master?" When Yang Jian heard this, he quickly said: "I wanted to teach him the skills personally, but all the disciple's cultivation is obtained from the master. Since the master has spoken, the disciple naturally cannot ask for it."

In the Three Realms, no one would deny the ability of Master Yuding above the matter of teaching disciples.

Yang Jian, who is rare in the Three Realms and has been trained by Master Yuding, can teach his disciples to be better than others. He is the best among them.

Of course, Yang Jian's achievements today are inseparable from his own foundation and understanding. He and his master, Master Yuding, are meant to achieve each other's success and both are indispensable.

Moreover, Yang Jian also knows that with the errands he is currently doing, the time he can use will only become less and less in the future. I am afraid that he will not have much time to spare to teach this brat.

Now that he heard that his master was willing to take action, Yang Jian naturally agreed with him.

Only Cun Xin's expression changed slightly after hearing this. She subconsciously held her belly and asked cautiously: "Master, do you want to take him to Yuquan Mountain?"

Cun Xin couldn't hide his thoughts, and even if he could, he couldn't hide them from Master Yuding's eyes. He smiled and said, "I'll have to ask his mother."

"Master." Cun Xin naturally called Master Yuding the same as Yang Jian, "Why don't you stay at Guanjiangkou after the baby is born? No, no, no. From today on, you will stay at Guanjiangkou and don't leave. "

Cun Xin thought of the scene in which she had been so weird that she drove her master, third sister, and Meishan brothers away. She was still a little panicked, fearing that Master Yuding would still hold a grudge, so she became more careful about what she said.

"I'll prepare a room for you." Cun Xin couldn't sit still the more she thought about it, so she quickly got up and hurried out of the lobby.

"Infinite Taoist Master." Master Yuding couldn't help but chanted the Taoist name, and then smiled and nodded to Yang Jian. The apprentice finally got through the sea of ​​suffering, and he, the master, was naturally happy.

It's just that, even for a thousand years, thanks to his husband and wife, the dark clouds can still see the bright moon.

As soon as Cun Xin left, the eighth sister also stood up: "Cousin Erlang, I'm going to help a bunch of cousins."

"Go ahead."

After Bamei left, Nezha winked repeatedly.

"Heaven is boring and boring. The Jade Emperor asked her to come down to earth, probably to take the opportunity to relax her. Since Sanmei returned to Huashan, Bamei has been accompanying Cun Xin to relax these days." Yang Jian said with a smile: "Several people Miraculous doctors all say that proper walking is beneficial to the health of the fetus. Cunxin regards the words of several miracle doctors as a treasure."

Nezha knew the temperament of the eighth princess, perhaps because she was young and a little naive. If she also moved her mortal heart in the human world, wouldn't it be a slap in the face to Heaven?

Nezha wanted to remind his second brother a few words, but when he thought about how many times his second brother's wisdom and scheming surpassed his own, he stopped saying more. How could he not think of what he could think of?

"Second brother, second brother. You are in charge of the True King Temple, do you know where there is fun to be seen?" Nezha has lived for more than a thousand years, and it is really rare for him to still maintain his youthful nature.

"If we talk about fun, there is indeed something to it." Yang Jian shook his fan and said: "The two demon kings who occupy Shituoling in Xizhou are one of the blue lions who rides Manjushri Bodhisattva, and the other is Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. His mount is a white elephant.”

Master Yuding suddenly said: "But Jiejiao Qiu Shou Immortal and Lingya Immortal?"

"Yes." Yang Jian nodded, "Master Sanzang and his party have just passed Pansiling Ridge and will arrive at Shituo Ridge soon. Brother Nezha, are you going to join in the fun?"

"No, no!" Nezha waved his hands repeatedly: "That green lion is a man-eating monster, and it will be tempered by Master Sanzang's Buddha Flame. If I go, I will be easily implicated."