"Third Sister doesn't know what my grandson is doing. If this goblin dares to come, he will definitely not be able to go back intact." Because Cuilan was having sex at home, the Great Sage called her Third Sister.
"Yeah." Miss Gao screamed urgently: "You little elder is so clueless. You are bigger than three monsters... You have never seen how powerful he is. Don't lose your life if you try to show off... Go back Tell daddy that the monster is still reluctant to hurt me..."
Huh--
Hearing what Miss Gao said, the Great Sage was filled with doubts.
Could it be that Master Zheng was right? Miss Gao really also fell in love with the pig demon, right?
Putting it this way...couldn't it be that the two of them were in love, but Old Mrs. Gao was trying to beat them up?
The Great Sage unknowingly thought about a family drama. As he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a gust of evil wind. Miss Gao hurriedly stepped forward to persuade: "Little elder, that monster is coming. Hurry up and hide for a while." Hide...I'll deal with him first."
"How can you, a weak woman, deal with him?" The Great Sacred Heart said that she shouldn't have eaten that fast meal, but she didn't expect that the goblin broke his promise so quickly... It was not dark yet, why did he Came first?
The Great Sage's thoughts were spinning very quickly, "Third sister, don't be impatient. Let's wait and see how my old grandson changes."
Miss Gao saw that as soon as the young elder finished speaking, he turned into an earring in the blink of an eye, and heard the earring say: "Third sister, take it with you quickly...take me, Sun."
The evil wind outside is not small, and Lao Gao and his family are all trembling with fear.
Fa Hai also left the guest room, and a gust of black wind swept across. It was like flying stones and sand. Wherever the strong wind passed, I saw a goblin coming out of the air. It was indeed ugly: a black face with short hair, a long beak and big ears; A green or blue woven trousers, and a calico handkerchief... This handkerchief looks fine, so I'm afraid it's not his.
Fa Hai looked at his appearance again: he had a dirty lotus hanging on his face, his ears were like cattail fans, and his eyes were golden. The fangs are as sharp as steel files, and the long mouth opens like a brazier.
Ah, this... is so ugly!
Even an eminent monk like Fa Hai would inevitably feel a little resistant when he saw such an appearance... In this case, it's no wonder that Grand Duke Gao refused to hand over his daughter to him.
Mrs. Gao who was standing beside her hurriedly ran to the eminent monk, shouting urgently: "Holy Monk, my daughter and your disciple are both in the room and haven't come out yet... If they are bumped into by the goblin at this time, I'm afraid something will happen." "
Fahai didn't react at first. After all, he was not very good at this.
He was also born with a delicate heart. After thinking about it for a moment, he knew the deep meaning of the lady's words and said with a smile: "Madam, don't worry, the disciple of the poor monk is so changeable. Even if the monster goes in, he can't find him, and he can't catch the traitor." .”
Fahai seemed to feel that what he just said was inappropriate. After all, he had always been a serious monk, and such frivolous words rarely came out of his mouth. He added: "If Wukong is not the opponent of the goblin, the poor monk should take action on his own. Just don’t worry, old lady.”
He said these words in his mouth, but he was reflecting in his heart: Maybe he had listened to the monkey's dirty words so many times that he was unknowingly influenced by him. Namo Amitabha.
After a few mantras were uttered, he returned to clarity.
Everyone was doubtful, and there was no other way at the moment. They just hoped that the little monk in the room was a powerful man and could subdue the monster with one shot.
Let's say that the Great Sage turned into an earring and hung it on Miss Gao's ear, and whispered in her ear: "Listen to my words later. You can do whatever I tell you."
Miss Gao looked panicked, and she had obviously lost her sense of control for a long time. She didn't know what to do at the moment. Anyway, the matter was over, so she had no choice but to nod in agreement: "All you will do is follow the instructions of the little elder."
It's strange to say that when Grand Duke Gao called him "Little Elder", the Great Sage felt so uncomfortable that he just wanted to pick up the end of a stick and give it to him for a while... But now that he heard Miss Gao's soft words, he felt... I feel a prick in my heart.
I said to myself: Sex is really a taboo, it will delay my practice.
I don’t know how well Master is doing in his spiritual practice... In the end, it’s just like, “Lying in the arms of a beautiful woman, sitting in the heart of the Buddha.”
Nonsense, nonsense!
The Great Sage scolded himself in his heart. The master is a serious and eminent monk. How could he allow himself to think such a dirty thing?
"Go and sit down by the bed, and act as usual, and don't show any flaws." The Great Sage paused, and then said: "If the goblin knows that we are alone now, I'm afraid it will provoke him to have a violent attack. , you won’t be able to escape then.”
Miss Gao immediately sat upright, but she was extremely nervous.
The monster fell outside the window. He obviously had a loud voice, but he pretended to be gentle and said: "Madam, can you let me in today?"
The Great Sage's voice rang in Miss Gao's heart: "Is it possible that in the past, if you didn't let him in, he wouldn't come in? You don't need to speak... If so, just nod, if not, just shake your head."
Miss Gao nodded.
Great Shengton found it interesting and thought to himself: Is this a person who knows how to show mercy to women?
Perhaps this goblin was sincerely attracted to her. She wanted to be a long-term couple, but she was afraid of being rude and offending the beauty.
It seems that the goblin is also polite, but I am afraid that he has a lot of background, and I will have to find out his details first.
"You call him in."
Miss Gao suddenly panicked, how dare she call him in?
If it were discovered that the young elder was here, wouldn't it be a huge disaster?
She just shook her head.
Seeing her refusal, the Great Sage added, "Miss, please ask him why he came so early today."
Miss Gao breathed a sigh of relief. She also wanted to know why he came earlier today, "Why did you come so early today?"
When the monster heard the lady's voice outside, he felt happy for a while and said, "Isn't this just thinking about my wife? I told my father-in-law yesterday that we will be a real couple tonight. If he agrees, I, the old pig, will As usual, be his door-to-door son-in-law...if he refuses..."
"If my father refuses, what will you do? Don't hurt him even a hair, otherwise I will ignore you from now on."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Old Zhu agreed repeatedly outside: "I'm talking nonsense, nonsense, I shouldn't make my wife angry."
The Great Sage was simply shocked. This is the first time a monster has done such a humble thing like you...
Look at that male fox in Wanku Mountain, he's just trying to eat soft food... You're lucky, he's here to eat soft food.
He only looked like a goblin, but he didn't know why. He was obviously a pig, but he looked like a dog.
The master's guess was indeed good. I'm afraid the senior high school sister and this monster are not completely emotionless. There is something fishy about it... This little lady is still covering for the monster outside. She kept driving me away before. Could it be that I am not afraid that this monster will harm me, but that I will really surrender this monster?
The Great Sage couldn't laugh or cry for a moment. Taking it seriously as the family's trouble, he thought for a while and asked Miss Gao to speak again——
Miss Gao carefully followed the words of the Great Sage: "My parents were here earlier."
"What are they doing here?"
"Again the wall, people were throwing bricks and tiles...and some were using unpleasant words." As Gao Cuilan said, her voice became even softer. The monster outside thought she had been wronged and quickly asked, "What did they say?" Yes? I'll argue with him."
"What else can I say?" Although Gao Cuilan didn't want to follow the little elder's words, but at this moment, she was turned into an earring, hanging on her ear, so what if she didn't say anything?
"He said that you and I are married, and you are his son-in-law, but you have no manners or dignity at all, and you are such an ugly face. How can you meet your relatives and neighbors?... He is not trying to ruin his Qing Dynasty. Virtue, insulting his family style?"
When Lao Zhu heard this from outside, he immediately became displeased and explained in a deep voice: "If you say it's ugly, I can change it freely. How handsome you want to be, why don't you let me choose? It's just that my father-in-law is too ugly. Unfair... When I came here, I told him that he had seen my appearance before he was willing to recruit me... Today he came to dislike my ugly appearance and ordered me to work. Why don’t you find him disgusted?”
The old pig groaned and complained outside the door: "Since I came to your house, although I have had some tea and rice, I have not eaten and drank for free. I have also swept the floor and dug ditches for your house, carried bricks and tiles, and built earth and walls. , plowing the fields, planting wheat and transplanting rice seedlings, building a family and a business... Let my father-in-law ask himself, did the Gao family have such a family business three years ago?"
"If you don't want to talk about anything else, let's just talk about the brocade and gold on your body. There are flowers and fruits to enjoy in the four seasons, and vegetables are cooked in the eight festivals... Which part of it is not due to my old pig?"
As he said that, the old pig outside the door seemed to be talking about something sad, and he was actually sobbing a little.
Not to mention the Great Sage, even Cuilan had never seen this scene before. Perhaps because her mind was racing, and she remembered all the things in the past, she actually got up and walked to the window, opened the window, and faced the ugly face of the old pig. face.
Her steps were still frivolous, but she still took a step forward and said, "So, my family can't help you... Why didn't you tell me this before? When did my father know that you are a goblin?"
