Huoshui picked his nose leisurely: ...No! she is not!
Her Majesty the Queen of Heaven is originally a woman!
Gu Qingcheng: ...Even if you are a man, there is no shame in eating soft food.
Think about it, the two famous emperors of the Han Dynasty were not all labeled as Phoenix men by later generations, but each of them had immortal achievements?
What happened to relying on women?
People have the ability to rely on women!
He just has the ability to coax women into willingly paying for him.
Leaving aside the historical truth;
Leaving aside the fact that those who engage in political affairs are all people who do whatever it takes to achieve their goals;
As far as eating soft rice is concerned, not all men can eat soft rice.
Women are not stupid. If the man can't make her happy, why would she pay him back?
If he doesn't look good enough, his mouth isn't sweet enough, and he can't provide enough emotional value to women, he's not even qualified to be a Phoenix man!
Gu Qingcheng put on an air of being proud of women, and glanced at Wei Jiulang, Li Silang and other men with decent looks with disgust.
She curled her lips and said in a somewhat regretful tone, "You are too ugly and of ordinary origin. It is normal that no girl is willing to protect you!" ap.
After saying this, Gu Qingcheng kindly comforted you, "Don't feel inferior to yourself, His Highness will not look down on you because of this!"
Wei Jiulang & Li Silang & all the young men:...
They suddenly felt suspicious of life.
They would rather ask whether the world has changed or whether there is something really wrong with them.
This, what exactly is this situation?
The pretty guy who eats soft rice doesn't feel ashamed of himself, but has the nerve to look down on those men who don't eat soft rice? !
Huo Wuniang seemed to understand what Gu Qingcheng meant.
She is so smart and extremely cooperative.
He deliberately looked at the face of his fiancé, who was as beautiful as a fairy, and then at Wei Jiulang and other men.
Ahem, to be honest, Wei Jiulang and others are not bad looking either.
After all, they are both sons of aristocratic families. After many generations of genetic improvement, their appearance will not be too ugly.
The key is that he has been pampered since childhood and has a good temperament. With many bonuses, he can be called a young man.
But, I am afraid of comparison.
On one side was the Ninth Prince, who was too handsome to look like a human being, and on the other side were the noble family members with ordinary looks.
Tsk, six or seven points suddenly become mediocre and lackluster compared to ten points!
Not only Huo Wuniang, but also all the young ladies who came to watch, couldn't help but compete with each other, and finally nodded:
"Yes, Wei Jiu and Li Si are indeed not as good as the Ninth Prince!"
"I used to think Li Si was pretty good-looking, but now I see that he is not even half as good as the Ninth Prince!"
"Oh, I suddenly feel envious of the little girl from the Huo family!"
"Yes, yes! If it were me, I would be willing to protect such a beautiful and weak fiancé!"
"The key is that the Ninth Prince is sensible!" I don't think there are some men who are obviously inferior to women but still refuse to admit it.
It’s okay if you don’t admit it, but you actually take advantage of your gender to demean and suppress women!
Although the folk customs are open these days, women are also relatively tough.
However, these are all relative terms.
Mainstream society is still a male-dominated society.
No matter how good a woman is, she will always be inferior to a man.
Even some sons-in-law, they don’t really admit that they are not good in their bones, but they feel that they are bearing the humiliation and burden.
This kind of Ninth Prince is the best!
There is also "his" argument - not everyone is qualified to eat soft rice, and if you want to rely on women, you must have enough "strength".
All the little ladies could not agree more!
As women, they never despise men who are soft-boiled. What they really look down on are the bastards who are soft-bodied and hard-working.
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"Sister Huo, you are so lucky!"
"Yes! I really hope that I can be as lucky as you."
The little ladies gathered around Huo Wuniang, sincerely expressing their envy.
Wei Jiulang and the other young gentlemen were completely confused.
They really want to imitate Qu Yuan and "ask Heaven": God, what's going on in this world?
Are people's hearts old or have rituals and music collapsed?
Seeing these stinky men still looking sad and angry, the little ladies curled their lips secretly.
There is also a lively noble girl who imitates Gu Qingcheng's tone and "comforts" narrowly: "Wei Jiu, Li Si, you don't have to feel inferior! It's not entirely your fault that no little girl is willing to protect you!"
It’s really not your fault that you don’t have a good appearance!
If you want to blame, you can only blame your parents for not living up to expectations, or you can't give birth to a good child!
Wei Jiulang & Li Silang & all the young men:...
"Are we still competing?"
Wei Jiulang became angry again.
However, this time it seemed even more unbearable for him.
"Compare! Why not compete!"
Gu Qingcheng replied with a sweet smile.
Her unparalleled face, coupled with this smile, is simply a surefire move.
The people watching, including some young men, were all fascinated and lost their minds.
Not to mention the little ladies, "Ahhh, it looks good!"
"Look at Sha Wei Jie! I can't bully the ancients!"
"Yes, yes! I am so envious of the Huo girl!"
"Oh, oh, I also want to find such a handsome young man." I'm willing to stick with him too!
The little ladies are also nymphomaniacs, and they regard Huo Wuniang as a "model".
Huo Wuniang's vanity as a woman was fully satisfied under this scene.
"Li San, Zheng Qi, Cui Liu..."
Huo Wuniang opened her mouth and called out the names of several young ladies, "Everyone, are you willing to form a team with us?"
"willing!"
"Remind everyone, we are playing martial arts!"
"Haha, what we are fighting is the stinky man (wushu)."
Seven or eight little ladies were chattering away.
Among the many voices, there is some truth mixed in!
The toughness of the noble daughter of the Qing Dynasty was even more vividly displayed at this time.
One by one, they held up polo poles and yelled to hit the (stinky) horse (man) and the ball (person).
Wei Jiu and other "stinky men" were messed up in the wind again.
However, they did not forget their plan.
And when things have reached this point, it is no longer just about the grudge between the family and the Ninth Prince, but about the dignity of the male!
Wei Jiu and other young men quickly gathered into a team.
Over at the polo ground, the news had been received, and the stewards quickly cleaned the ground and announced the event to the audience.
"Playing martial arts?"
"Little girl and young man?"
"Haha, interesting!"
"Hmph! These little girls are so arrogant!"
"That's right! I win over Xiaolang Jun!"
"I'll be the dealer. The little girl's odds are three to one, and the young man's odds are——"
"Ah! How could Xiaolang-kun lose?"
"yes!"
In the stands, either the common people or the dignitaries were all discussing excitedly.
The two teams entered the stadium, and the war was about to break out.
"Kuroro, just stand by and help us sweep the formation!"
Huo Wuniang was still worried and continued to persuade Gu Qingcheng.
"Okay, let me help you with tactical guidance, okay?"
Gu Qingcheng is a boss who "listens to others' advice to eat enough", and she knows her situation better.
Wei Jiu and others were holding back their bad intentions and wanted to confront the Ninth Prince on the court.
It's a dirty trick.
Gu Qingcheng was so stupid and crazy that he took the initiative to hit the gun!
Besides, the Ninth Prince is a noble man. Even if he wants to appear, it must be at the last moment!
"Okay! Kuro, let's make some plans."
The little ladies also couldn't bear for such a good-looking young man to take risks on the polo field, so they all persuaded him with a smile.
"Thank you ladies!"
Gu Qingcheng cupped her hands and expressed her sincere thanks.
Although her tone was relaxed, she seemed to be joking.
However, the ladies saw sincerity and respect in her eyes.
The Ninth Prince did not despise or disdain them just because they were women.
"He" really respects everyone!
The little ladies felt more and more that the Ninth Prince was "worthy".
Huh, Wei Jiu is the same. The grudges of the previous life are still implicated in the next generation.
Besides, even the elders can't say what is right and what is wrong.
The Wei family did not dare to blame the real culprit, but vented all their grievances on a woman.
Bully the weak and fear the strong, fear the strong and bully the weak!
Wei Jiu is worthy of being a descendant of the Wei family, and this problem of "picking up weak persimmons" is definitely inherited.
Everyone in the capital knew that the Ninth Prince was born prematurely and was born weak, making it difficult for him to ride a horse.
He just used aggressive tactics to persuade the Ninth Prince to play polo, but he also wanted to play martial arts!
His heart can be killed!
"Ugliness brings trouble!"
"Shame comes from the heart!"
"People who are ugly have bad hearts!"
"We must help the Ninth Prince win this battle!"
The little noble ladies are all in high spirits.
After the game, they were even more fierce.
Of course, the toughest one is Huo Wuniang.
She was originally a female general who grew up in Xizhou, a country with strong folk customs.
As soon as I learned to walk, I started learning to ride a horse.
The boys and girls in Beijing mostly go outing, playing polo or hunting.
As for Huo Wuniang, she was training in the army and used to suppress bandits as a pastime.
To put it bluntly, Huo Wuniang's hands were stained with blood.
Even if she is not afraid of cutting people, would Huo Wuniang be afraid of hitting people with a polo club?
Less than half a quarter of an hour after entering the field, Huo Wuniang disabled the horses of Wei Jiu, Li Si and others.
The two men fell off the horse in an awkward manner and rolled on the ground several times, with the skin on their hands, knees and other places broken.
Seeing the blood, the young men were also anxious.
"Change horses! Continue!"
Wei Jiu gritted his teeth, a fierce light flashing in his eyes.
After changing horses and returning to the polo field, Wei Jiu and others did not watch the polo at all, but began to attack the horse's legs.
boom! boom!
Some of the little girls began to fall.
"Change horses! Continue!"
The ladies were also aroused and returned to the polo ground one by one with gritted teeth.
What follows is a big fight!
No one cares about polo anymore, the young ladies and the gentlemen are playing together.
The audience in the stands were all dumbfounded.
The servants of each family and the stewards of the stadium realized that the situation was serious and hurriedly ran to find someone.
In the chaos, Wei Jiu saw the right opportunity and reached behind Huo Wuniang with a polo stick.
boom!
The sound of sticks hitting flesh.
Click!
A mind-numbing sound of bones breaking.
"Ah~~~"
The screams echoed through the sky!
