"Senior brother, tell us again about the battle with the tiger demon in Qingyuan Mountain."
"Yes, senior brother, we want to hear it too."
"I've said it so many times, but since you want to hear it, let's say it again. This is the last time!"
Late at night, after drinking and eating, Shi Kai from the Ghost Ax Sect began to brag about his cultivation experience to a group of junior brothers and sisters.
"Speaking of which, the tiger demon is two feet tall and five feet long. His body is as tall as a small mountain..."
"Hiss..."
Just when Shi Kai was talking enthusiastically, he suddenly shuddered and trembled all over.
"Where is the wind?"
Shi Kai reached out and touched his shoulder, feeling chilled all over, and looked around with a puzzled expression.
"Wind? There is no wind, senior brother."
Several other Ghost Ax Sect disciples looked surprised.
This Mulberry Valley has a very low terrain, and there are mountains around it as a barrier, so there is very little wind blowing in.
"I probably drank too much tonight, so there's no need to make a fuss. Just wait while I go and take a moment."
Shi Kai waved his hand.
Hearing this, the other Ghost Ax Sect disciples smiled and nodded.
When going out for training, everyone is not as particular as when they were in the sect, especially the male disciples. It is normal for them to find a place in the forest for convenience when they are not fasting.
However, the next scene made all the Ghost Ax Sect disciples dumbfounded.
After Shi Kai stood up, he did not go directly to the forest behind him. Instead, he lay on the ground on all fours and began to crawl on the ground like a wild beast.
While crawling, he would raise his arms from time to time and lick them with his tongue.
While crawling to the nearest tree, Shi Kai suddenly opened his belt, raised his legs, and started peeing against the tree trunk.
Amidst the sound of rushing water, the disciples of Ghost Ax Sect had mixed expressions.
They understand that going out for training is informal, but is their senior brother too informal?
However, Shi Kai didn't notice this at all. He pulled up his belt and climbed back to his original sitting position very skillfully.
"Where did I just say?"
Shi Kai glanced at the people in front of him as if nothing had happened.
"Senior brother...you...you talked about the Qingyuan Mountain Demon Tiger."
A female disciple sitting opposite Shi Kai stuttered in reply.
"Yes, that's the demon tiger!"
Shi Kai slapped his thigh and continued to tell the story of his battle with the demon tiger in Qingyuan Mountain.
I have to say that Shi Kai's eloquence is outstanding.
In just a short moment, with his wonderful narration, everyone's attention was redirected from the tree he peed on to the story he told.
When they heard how wonderful it was, all the Ghost Ax Sect disciples couldn't help but clap their hands and cheer.
A disciple was holding a leg of mutton in his hand and gnawing fiercely. When he was about to give high-fives and cheers, he found that the leg of mutton with bones in his hand was in the way, so he threw the bone stick away.
"Woof!"
But who would have thought that he just threw the bone stick out. Shi Kai, who was talking with red face and saliva flying around, suddenly yelled like a wild dog, jumped up, and threw the bone stick thrown by the disciple. Picked it back up.
"Crack!"
While all the Ghost Ax Sect disciples were dumbfounded, Shi Kai took the bone stick back into his mouth and placed it in front of the disciple who threw the bone stick, and looked at that disciple with a look of great anticipation.
The look seemed to say - "Throw it away again, Master!"
As if by mistake, the disciple picked up the bone stick from the ground and threw it high again.
"Woof!"
In the end, just like before, their senior brother Shi Kai immediately jumped up, grabbed the meat and bone rod with great precision, and then sent it to the disciple again.
Seeing this scene, the disciples of the Ghost Ax Sect, who just thought it was just a coincidence, felt a little creepy for a moment, and a thought came to their minds -
"My senior brother turned into a dog!"
"Eh? What are you doing? Senior brother, why don't you talk anymore?"
At this moment, a Ghost Ax Sect disciple who had just gone to the forest for a while because he couldn't hold it in any longer returned to the edge of the camp.
He felt very puzzled when he saw his senior brother lying on the ground with his tongue hanging out, and all the senior brothers looked like they had seen a ghost.
But before anyone could answer, Shi Kai suddenly stepped forward and hugged the disciple's feet, and sniffed him vigorously.
When he smelled the position of his butt, Shi Kai's eyes suddenly became extremely excited. He immediately let go of the disciple's thigh and excitedly rushed towards the forest where the disciple had just been.
In the blink of an eye, Shi Kai got into the forest.
"You...were you in the woods just now, were you a big one or a small one?"
A disciple suddenly looked nervously at the disciple who had just walked out of the forest.
"Big... big one, what's wrong?"
The disciple who had just walked out of the forest scratched his head in embarrassment, and then asked in confusion.
"It's over."
All the Ghost Ax Sect disciples looked at each other.
Then, I heard a disciple who was close to Shi Kai rushing towards the forest and shouting:
"Senior brother, you can't eat that thing!"
…
After a stick of incense.
The turbulent Sangmu Valley finally calmed down.
Only occasionally did a few "vomiting" sounds come from the tents in the Ghost Ax Gate camp.
"Amitabha, good, good."
The young monk Xuanzhi, who was sitting in front of the bonfire, clasped his hands together and recited the Buddha's name with compassion on his face.
"Little Master Xuanzhi, don't you, as monks, pay attention to compassion? Why did I feel that you were quite happy when you saw that Shi Kai eating that thing?"
Xu Taiping fiddled with the bonfire, and then joked with the little monk Xuanzhi in front of him.
"Amitabha, Brother Xu, you don't know something. The stone donor originally wanted to finish the meal, but the young monk only let him eat half of it. This is not a kind of mercy."
Young monk Xuanzhi smiled at Xu Taiping.
