On the road of spiritual practice, there are thousands of disasters, all caused by the human nature of the practitioner, corresponding to one loophole after another in the body and mind.
Going through tribulations is the process of filling in each of these loopholes and cultivating a body that is indestructible and has no loopholes for all tribulations.
The same is true for emotional calamity. Depending on the nature, foundation, and Taoist heart, the loopholes displayed vary in size.
Some gods have smaller loopholes in love tribulations and are obsessed with power and status. Once faced with love tribulations, they will relinquish their positions and become loose immortals. The desires in their hearts will immediately overwhelm their feelings, and they will suppress the loopholes and never think about it again. Things of love.
Some gods don't care about power, but they are very interested in life. When they heard that they were going to be reincarnated and turned into mortals, they immediately turned pale and waved their hands to refuse.
They just regard love as a game in their long life, a spice on the road to eternal life.
A freebie not worth their lives.
The thought of death overwhelms the desire for love.
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After layers of screening, only a few dozen pairs of immortals are left who are willing to go to the human world and experience calamity. They can be called love brains within love brains, and the obsession in their hearts has reached a certain level.
Shen Gongbao saw three zombies in them that were ready to emerge, and because of the nourishment of desire, they turned into three gods.
The name of the upper corpse is "Ju", the name of the middle corpse is "嬬", and the name of the lower corpse is "軻".
Desire nourishes the Corpse God, and the Corpse God controls desire. This forms a negative cycle. From then on, he becomes increasingly unable to control himself. He becomes depraved little by little, and becomes the puppet of the three Corpse Gods in his desire.
The true spirit is ignorant, like a walking corpse.
"Three corpses, three insects, and three poisons confuse your nature and prevent it from being pure. Only when you break your attachments can you see me."
"Greed, anger, and ignorance."
"Most gods are born with innate strength, innate desires, and uncontrollable desires. They are most contaminated by the poison of the three insects."
"A small number of immortals have come to practice and can suppress some of their desires, but in the end, three corpses have not been killed. One desire is suppressed, another desire arises. In the end, desires are intertwined and inner demons are born."
Shen Gongbao watched this scene with cold eyes, and many thoughts came to his mind. The calamity of love is not only the calamity of love, but can also go a step further. Three corpses are beating, six desires are derived, and it is sublimated into the calamity of inner demons.
Disasters and calamities are everywhere, and spiritual difficulties and spiritual difficulties are also included in the great path of disasters and calamities.
If one can master the calamity of inner demons, a god can break out of the mirror, and the god can sink into it and become obsessed with the sea of suffering and the world of mortals.
Then, he might be called the Lord of Inner Demons.
There seems to be nothing unreasonable, after all, he is an extraterrestrial demon.
With heavy vests on him, Shen Gongbao felt that he was moving in the direction of the villain, getting deeper and deeper.
"I will thank you Your Majesty!"
Dozens of gods who chose to experience love bowed down and bowed, with a hint of excitement and gratitude in their eyes. They believed that they were loving enough and would surely pass the test of becoming mortals.
"Please take a seat."
Shen Gongbao nodded and waved his hand without saying too much, respecting the fate of the love brain and giving up the plot of helping others.
The gods who are immersed in love will not listen unless they dig up wild vegetables that are hundreds of years old.
"Follow the law!"
Dozens of gods were beaming with joy, thinking it was the Golden Emperor's blessing to them. They held hands and took their partners to sit down at the peach banquet, instantly attracting the envious eyes of other gods.
However, they are afraid of losing their official positions, afraid of reincarnation and death, and dare not take a step beyond disaster.
"Why are there so few immortal calamities? The data is too scarce."
"It's better to loosen it than to block it. Desires that have been suppressed for a long time will burst out sooner or later, just like a pustule. The sooner it is broken, the sooner it is comfortable."
Shen Gongbao suddenly had an idea, stood up, raised his glass and said with a smile: "It's rare for all the gods and kings of the Immortal Family to get together. Your hard work has yielded great results, so let's drink this cup for now."
Many gods stood up one after another and congratulated in unison: "Your Majesty owes you such a great blessing, how dare I dare to express my merit."
Shen Gongbao laughed loudly, waved his hand and said: "There is no need to be restrained at the peach festival, there is no need to be restrained."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Many gods thanked them quickly, but some of them were smiling but solemn in their hearts. They were cautious at the Peach Fair, but there was a god king who took it seriously and went wild at the Peach Fair.
With a glance, Shen Gongbao knew that the kings of gods had relaxed their vigilance, and then added fuel to the flames, provoking the three corpse gods, using the joy of the party and the drunkenness of the wine to burn the fire of desire.
After a while, the god-kings who were usually unable to control themselves revealed their true natures driven by desire.
"Beauty, beauty..."
The Xuanzhen God King under the Black Seat in the North watched the songs and dances rising, and watched the fairies flying by, bringing waves of fragrance. His expression gradually became obsessed, and he even forgot about it for a while.
Although this is a peach event, it is still in the heavenly palace.
Although the palace banquet is not the Hongmen Banquet, it is so easy to mess around, and you will be punished if you lose etiquette.
A few more drinks to get drunk, no big deal.
But if you dare to tease Xian'e, you are simply seeking death.
"Crack!"
I saw God King Xuanzhen stretching out his hand and actually breaking the belt of an immortal lady. The crisp sound suddenly silenced the heavenly palace, and all the gods and immortals looked over.
"Oops!"
God King Xuanzhen suddenly sobered up, his old face turned pale, he crawled to the front of the emperor, prostrated on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty, forgive me, Your Majesty, forgive me."
"The breach of etiquette in front of the palace was truly unintentional!"
Shen Gongbao's expression was gloomy and he said extremely coldly: "In the name of the Pantao Society, I summon the gods and immortals to come and discuss the matter of love disaster."
"I have given you the opportunity before. If you are willing to form a Taoist couple, please come forward. I will open the door and let you go down to earth and experience the calamity."
"God King Xuanzhen, you were silent before, but now you have lust. I'm afraid it's the crime of deceiving the king."
"Your Majesty, spare your life!" God King Xuanzhen shouted in a voiceless voice: "I have no personal feelings. I was just blinded by lard, and I was so bold that I molested the palace concubine!"
"Oh, is that what happened?"
Shen Gongbao turned around and looked at the shivering Xian'e who was also kneeling there, and asked calmly: "Is what Xuanzhen said true?"
Xian'e's body trembled, and she burst into tears and said: "Your Majesty, Xiao Xian has never met the God King, and has no personal feelings. Your Majesty understands this clearly."
"If there is no personal affection, then there is no sin."
Shen Gongbao waved his hand and told Xian'e to retreat. He also gave Xian'e several flat peaches and a pot of fine wine to calm Xian'e's shock.
Xian'e looked at the Peach Immortal Wine and smiled happily, her surprise suppressed.
However, the gods in the heavenly palace became more and more frightened, and God King Xuanzhen even had cold hands and feet. Xian'e was not guilty. What did this mean? Could it be that the blame was all on him.
"Xuanzhen!"
Shen Gongbao looked up and said in a cold tone: "Since you said that you were blinded by lard, I won't force you to go to the God-killing Platform, knock down mortals, and reincarnate pig fetuses."
As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding heavenly soldiers and generals immediately took action to pull God King Xuanzhen down.
God King Xuanzhen did not dare to resist, but just let out a scream like a slaughtering pig: "Your Majesty, please spare me, I have made meritorious service to the heaven, I have shed blood for the three realms, let me go, I want to see the Black Lord!"
"Let me go...I..."
"Stop." Shen Gongbao said suddenly, the heavenly soldiers and generals stopped, and a hint of joy appeared on the face of God King Xuanzhen. Could it be that the Golden Emperor planned to let him go this time? Thank God, thank God.
"He is a minister of my heavenly court. How can he drag him and fork him out?" Shen Gongbao waved his hand and said
"Follow the law!"
The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals shouted loudly, and another person stood up. He no longer held God King Xuanzhen, but lifted God King Xuanzhen up. Each person held down one of his arms and legs and thrust them out.
All the god kings were suddenly frightened. Looking at the figure of Xuanzhen god king being dragged down, they seemed to see themselves, and they were as sad as a rabbit or a fox.
Tyrant, tyrant!
Countless innate gods screamed in their hearts, as the innate god kings and the legitimate sons of the great road, when had they ever received such treatment?
Even in the era of the Red Emperor, they were respectful to their elders, but in the era of the Golden Emperor, a majestic god-king was knocked down from the mortal world, and the Black Lord did not even dare to say a word.
It was agreed that the three emperors would discuss it together, but how could it turn into the dictatorship of the Golden Emperor?
The Northern Black Lord felt countless gazes on him, and immediately closed his eyes, turning his ears to nothing outside the window.
What a joke, neither Red Emperor nor Huang Laojun can beat the Golden Emperor, he can.
In an instant, countless gods began to be disappointed, and began to miss the Red Emperor in their hearts, hoping that the previous generation of Heavenly Emperor would return.
The three corpse gods stirred him up, his desires expanded immensely, and many distracting thoughts could be seen at a glance.
"If you want the Red Emperor to return, you need this effect."
A sneer appeared at the corner of Shen Gongbao's lips, and then he took advantage of the topic and knocked down some god-kings who were disobedient in front of the palace, thought of the mortal world, were corrupt and perverted the law, and violated the laws of heaven.
Since the beginning of the world, these innate god kings have been accustomed to acting wantonly, and there are flaws everywhere. They just provoked them and made them look ugly.
If calculated according to the standards of Xuanzhen God King, eighty out of one hundred innate god kings will be demoted to the human world.
Watching the figures being forked one by one, the kings of gods remained silent. Some attentive gods discovered that a small number of the gods punished this time were the people of the Black Lord, Qingjun, and the Golden Emperor.
Most of them are the Red Emperor's old party and are under the command of the Tenth Prince.
I didn't see that the eyes of the Golden Crow Crown Prince were about to burst into flames, and I was afraid that he would get into a fight in the next second.
After glancing at Prince Jinwu, Shen Gongbao showed a smile again, raised his glass and said: "My dear friends, please remember one sentence, you will drink from the golden cup together, and you will not spare anyone with a bare sword."
"When gods are in love, they go through tribulations. If anyone has an affair, don't blame me for being ruthless."
"Follow the decree of the law." The gods shouted extremely loudly at this moment, for fear that the Golden Emperor would take notice of them.
Shen Gongbao nodded with a smile, and then looked at the dozens of gods who had taken the initiative to undergo the tribulation. Gentle breeze and drizzle, he asked extremely gently: "You, the Qing family, are setting an example for heaven. When do you plan to reincarnate?"
"After the peach banquet is over!"
A god said solemnly in a sworn tone: "I will definitely live up to your majesty's high expectations!"
"That's right, that's right!"
"Me too!"
Several other gods also hurriedly answered, fearing that they would be reborn as pigs if they answered too late.
Shen Gongbao put his hands on his hands and smiled and said: "That's very good. I hope that the Qing family can successfully survive the love crisis. If not, remember to come back to work."
"work?"
Dozens of immortals were slightly stunned, but then they thought of the four words "ranking in the immortal class" and suddenly realized that this meant working.
So they all swore that they would definitely come back to work.
"Okay, okay, okay!"
Shen Gongbao nodded happily. Only those who are willing to go to work and work are good gods in heaven. There are no idle gods in the three realms.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, a peach banquet slowly passed by in a joyful and murderous atmosphere.
After the banquet, the ten sons of the Heavenly Emperor left with livid expressions on their faces. They were even more determined to find the Red Emperor. Only their father could deal with the monster, the Golden Emperor. They were afraid that they would not be able to defeat this pervert.
Those gods who took the initiative to go through tribulations also used the power of reincarnation to start their own careers in the world.
In order to reward these gods who took the initiative to stand up, Shen Gongbao specifically allowed them to retain the memory of the Heavenly Palace, forming a strong contrast with the mortal world.
Less than half a day later, the pair of gods gave up on their love and strongly demanded to return to the Heavenly Palace to work overtime!
"You two Qings, you are a bit fast!"
Shen Gongbao was a little surprised and gave up after a long time. Why don't you insist on persisting?
One of the flower gods covered his face and said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, forgive me, the little god really can't stand the days without flower dew and honey water to drink, no wind fairies to blow the wind, and no fairy palace to live in..."
Shen Gongbao:......
It's really unbearable.
The cruel reality defeated the love brain, but why was he not happy at all!
What kind of love disaster do you think this is, a half-day trip in the world? !
Shen Gongbao looked at the male god, gritted his teeth and said: "The flower god can't bear the suffering in the world, why did Aiqing come back?"
The male god was a wind god. Facing the Golden Emperor's question, the wind god showed a complex expression and said, "Your Majesty, the wind in the world is very noisy."
Shen Gongbao was silent for a while. There was indeed a reason why these two guys came together.
"Go back to work."
Shen Gongbao waved his hand and said expressionlessly: "Remember, if you are emotional in the heaven, you will be demoted to the mortal world."
Taking the initiative to descend to the mortal world and being demoted to the mortal world are two different concepts.
Take the initiative to go down to earth, and if you can't withstand the test, you can still choose to come back.
Being demoted to the mortal world is the fate of God King Xuanzhen.
In an instant, the faces of the Flower God and the Wind God turned pale, and they immediately swore that they would never go down to earth again.
After Shen Gongbao sent them away, he canceled the love robbery case between Flower God and Fengshen.
Not being able to endure hardship is not a disaster at all.
I am so disappointed.
I hope that the second love affair can bring me some different surprises, such as deep sadomasochism, inner demons, six desires and three corpses, and three lives.
That is the normal process of love tribulation.
So, a month later, two white lights appeared before reincarnation, which meant that another pair of gods gave up on their own initiative.
"One month is still a bit short."
Shen Gongbao picked up the white light and swept it away, his expression darkened immediately. This was not giving up, this was a letter asking for help.
The two immortals were caught by monsters in the lower world and are now preparing to take a bath in the oil pan.
Taking a deep breath, Shen Gongbao personally descended to the realm, transformed into a little demon, and entered the demon king's cave.
The cave is very big and has a lot of food. In addition to the fairy couple, there are also a group of mortals.
"eat human?"
Shen Gongbao narrowed his eyes and began to think.
But suddenly, the demon king waved his hand and shouted: "Drive these mortals out."
Shen Gongbao was slightly startled, wondering why monsters don’t eat people. Out of curiosity, he found a little monster and asked, “Don’t we eat people?”
The little demon had a pained look on his face, as if tasting Coptis chinensis, and said sadly: "It's too bitter for people, it's not good to eat."
(End of chapter)
