When Liu Zhang heard this, he bent over with laughter.
"Big-eared thief, you are so embarrassed to say it!"
"Who cares about you, a melon with three melons and two dates? Are you going to join the Wei-Wu Alliance? Are you really going to put yourself in a good position?"
Who would have thought that Liu Bei would be happy instead of angry after hearing this.
"Hahaha, so you recognize the Wei-Wu alliance?"
Liu Zhang nodded.
"Of course, this is a fact. Why don't you admit it?"
"Ah ha ha ha, Liu Zhang, Liu Zhang, then you also admit that Guanzhong is besieged and Chang'an is about to fall?"
Liu Zhang scolded directly.
"Are you sick? What can the Wei-Wu alliance do? Do you know that Guo Jiadu is dead?"
"Still Guanzhong is besieged, Chang'an is captured, just dream!"
Unfortunately, whatever Liu Zhang says now, Liu Bei thinks he is being harsh.
It will only show an even more contemptuous look.
"Liu Zhang, you can't solve the problem by talking hard. Facing reality is your only way out!"
"Kong Ming and Gu said before that your mouth is tougher than a dead duck! I didn't believe it at first, but now it seems that even a dead duck is worse than that!"
Liu Zhang took out the sword from his waist and raised it into the air.
"Stop talking nonsense. When the city is broken, you will know who has the tough talk."
Liu Bei's smile suddenly froze.
He was so proud that he forgot that the garrison on the city had not returned yet.
If we attack the city at this time, it will be destroyed in the blink of an eye.
"Liu Zhang, you know how to do this!"
"Even if Linxiang is conquered, will you be fine in Guanzhong?"
"Let me tell you, what if you take Jingnan? Without Guanzhong, you are just a lost dog!"
Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu looked at Liu Bei in confusion.
It's already this time, why are you still irritating Liu Zhang?
As expected, Liu Zhang was angered.
It is necessary to adopt an offensive posture.
Zhuge Liang spoke quickly, delaying the situation again.
"King Qin! It is not appropriate to use weapons rashly at this time!"
"Zhuge Liang, are you still going to be glib? This way is outdated!"
Zhuge Liang repeatedly surrendered.
"King Qin, please calm down and listen to me!"
"If you fart, hurry up!"
Zhuge Liang breathed a sigh of relief.
"King Qin, attacking the city will be detrimental to both sides. Why don't we agree on a time?"
"When the time comes, as long as the King of Qin can lead his army, the gates of Linxiang will be opened. How about giving it to the King of Qin?"
Liu Zhang sneered.
"I can take Linxiang in half an hour, why do I have to make an agreement with you?"
Zhuge Liang pointed at Liu Bei.
"King Qin, as long as you agree, King Chu is willing to surrender!"
"What!"
Liu Bei was shocked. When did he tell Zhuge Liang that he was going to surrender?
Who would have thought that Guan Yu would also take the initiative to speak at this time.
"King Qin, if King Qin agrees, Guan Yu is willing to surrender!"
Liu Bei thought for a while, seemed to understand, but seemed not to understand.
But Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu winked at the same time, and Liu Bei didn't dare to hold it back, so he could only nod in agreement.
"King Qin... that... Gu Ye is willing to surrender."
Liu Zhang thought for a moment and finally changed his tone.
"for how long?"
"One month!"
Zhuge Liang stretched out a finger and vowed.
"But King Qin must guarantee that no means will be used to attack Linxiang within this month!"
"As long as the King of Qin does it, in one month, Jingnan will be captured by the King of Qin without any blood!"
"Besides, doesn't King Qin want Liang to surrender? By then, Liang will be King Qin's man!"
Liu Zhang narrowed his eyes slightly and remained silent, obviously considering the pros and cons.
Liu Bei and Guan Yu were very nervous, fearing that Liu Zhang would not be willing to start a war.
Only Zhuge Liang was very calm, with a faint smile on his face.
He firmly believed that Liu Zhang could not refuse this temptation.
Even Zhuge Liang's own submission would make Liu Zhang so beautiful!
Sure enough, Liu Zhang nodded and agreed.
"I can afford to wait for a month, but what if you break your promise after one month?"
Zhuge Liang was the first to answer angrily.
"King Qin, if you violate these words, King Chu will definitely suffer from ulcers all over his body and bleeding from all his orifices. He will not die well. He will die without a complete body. He will be struck by lightning from heaven!"
Liu Bei was shocked when he heard this, and even suspected that Zhuge Liang had a grudge against him.
"Kong Ming, what are you talking about?"
Zhuge Liang turned his head and suddenly woke up.
"By the way, there is also Guan Yu, he is just like the King of Chu!"
Guan Yu glared angrily.
"Zhuge... village man!"
If it weren't for a formidable enemy, Guan Yu would have thrown Zhuge Liang down to death!
Zhuge Liang looked at Liu Zhang intently.
"Prince Qin, how are you doing?"
"It's a deal!"
Liu Zhang agreed.
Then without saying anything else, he led the Qin army to turn their horses and return to the camp.
The siege of Linxiang is solved immediately!
Guan Yu immediately stepped forward and grabbed Zhuge Liang's collar.
"Zhuge Villager, what did you just say? Who did you say had a bad death? Who did you say died of ulcers all over his body?"
Zhuge Liang was not afraid and stared at Guan Yu.
"Let me go! If Liang hadn't said that, could he have held Liu Zhang back?"
"Liang hasn't asked you about the defenders on the city yet! The Qin army attacked the city, but there was no one on the city. How do you explain it?"
"I..."
Guan Yu was immediately speechless.
He couldn't say that he had to change his trousers after letting the soldiers defecate in his trouser pockets for three days, right?
At this moment, footsteps finally came from the side.
I saw Zhang Fei returning with all his soldiers.
"Quick! Come on, get ready to fight!"
The soldiers swarmed forward and all returned to their respective positions.
At first glance, where is the Qin army?
Immediately there were complaints.
"Damn it, this is really not how people live! I still have daddy in my pants pocket, so just call me back!"
"That's it! I quit! I can't stand this anger anymore! My butt is rotten!"
"It's all this daddy's fault! I've heard of people who don't give them food and don't pay them. I've never heard of people who don't let daddies be sucked!"
"Who on earth made him shit his pants? I really want to stuff it in his mouth!"
. . .
The curses everywhere became more and more intense, and the army seemed to be dispersed.
Guan Yu was extremely angry, but he did not dare to say anything for fear that the soldiers would mutiny.
Hearing this, I don’t know how many people came back.
If they were all thrown to him, it would be enough for him to drink a pot!
"Hey Guan Yunchang, you are really not a human being! You don't even let the soldiers pull daddy!"
Zhuge Liang seized the opportunity, pushed Guan Yu away, and yelled angrily while holding a feather fan.
Liu Bei's face also darkened.
"Yun Chang, what's going on? Why don't you let the soldiers pull daddy?"
Guan Yu was so angry that his face turned red.
"Brother, we only have these soldiers, and we don't even have enough people to rotate. What do you want me to do?"
"If this damn Zhuge villager hadn't said that Liu Zhang would attack the city immediately, how could I have kept the soldiers in their pockets?"
Zhang Fei was taught a lesson by Guan Yu and became furious.
"Yes, this is Zhuge Liang, he is the most useless!"
Zhuge Liang quickly retreated behind Liu Bei.
"King Chu, look at them two!"
Liu Bei was still angry about what he had just sworn, so naturally he would not give Zhuge Liang a good look.
"Humph, if you weren't talking nonsense, how could this happen?"
