Faced with Qin Jun's filthy words and dirty talk without any bottom line, Guan Yu could only listen and acquiesce.
There is no way, with Guan Yu's speaking skills, he can't quibble.
Furthermore, he did not dare to provoke the Qin army to attack.
Letting the Qin army scold him can also delay the offensive.
But after scolding for a while, Qin Jun was tired of scolding.
The weather is hot and the smell is overwhelming. Who wants to curse all the time?
Liu Zhang soon discovered something strange.
"Why, you don't want to talk back?"
"Did all the soldiers in the city eat their cakes to death? There is no one left to defend the city?"
Guan Yu was suddenly startled and quickly leaned out.
"Haha, King Qin is joking."
"I wonder what the king of Qin is doing here?"
Liu Zhang sneered.
"What else can we do? Destroy the city!"
"Those who know the truth, hurry up and surrender!"
Guan Yu shook his head to express his refusal.
"King Qin, although Linxiang is small, it is not so easy to break!"
"Guan Mou advises the King of Qin not to waste time in Xiangcheng! If you have the energy, it is better to go back to Guanzhong to quell the chaos!"
"How do you know about Guanzhong?"
Liu Zhang's nervousness made Guan Yu's eyes light up.
"Haha, if you don't want people to know, unless it didn't happen! Not only did Guan know, but he also knew that Chang'an City was destroyed!"
"It seems that Zhuge Liang not only failed to help Gu persuade the big-eared thief to surrender when he entered the city, but instead joined the big-eared thief again!"
Guan Yu nodded proudly.
"Yes, the military advisor has always been interested in the King of Chu. How can he help the King of Qin persuade him to surrender?"
"Moreover, not only did he not persuade him to surrender, he also told the King of Chu everything that King Qin had told him!"
"King Qin, in consideration of our past friendship, I would like to give you a piece of advice from Guan!"
"Let's go back to your Guanzhong. Don't ruin Qin's foundation just because of your pleasure."
Liu Zhang smiled.
It’s really not a family, don’t enter the same door!
Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang's arrogance not only represents himself, but also represents everyone under the big-eared thief.
"Guan Yu, Guan Yu, do you really believe Zhuge Liang's words?"
"Don't even think about it. If there was a problem in Guanzhong, would Gu still be here?"
Guan Yu caressed his beautiful beard, looking like he had seen through everything.
"Prince Qin, in front of Guan, put away your trivial tricks!"
"It's just that the road to Guanzhong is blocked, and I'm so worried that I don't know what to do. So I thought of taking Jingnan so that I could retreat!"
Liu Zhang asked again,
"In this case, I should be eager to attack. Why did I wait so long?"
"Hahaha!"
Guan Yu smiled even more proudly.
"Prince Qin, Prince Qin, didn't Guan say that these little tricks of yours are just for deceiving ordinary people. You want to hide it from Guan. You are too naive!"
"You are just deliberately trying to show Guan that you are not in a hurry, so that Guan can shake what Military Advisor Zhuge said!"
"Actually, you've been on fire for a long time. You must have burned your butt black, right?"
"Go ahead and use your little tricks against Guo Jia. Maybe he can be fooled!"
"Anyway, don't show off in front of Guan. Because it's all in vain!"
Liu Zhang was amused by Guan Yu, and finally understood what it means to never wake up someone who pretends to be asleep.
"Come on, I won't say much anymore. After the city is defeated, I hope you can still be so stubborn!"
"The entire army is listening to orders and getting ready..."
"Wait!"
Guan Yu quickly leaned out and stretched out his hand to interrupt Liu Zhang.
"Prince Qin, why don't you listen to my advice?"
"Guan Mou has poured out his heart and soul to you. If you can listen to even half of a sentence, you won't end up dead without a burial place!"
Liu Zhang waved his hand impatiently.
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm about to attack the city!"
"By the way, I don't have the bad habit of feeding people daddy. After the city is destroyed, you won't have to eat daddy!"
Guan Yu felt a chill go down his back.
Fortunately, Zhang Fei drove the soldiers away, otherwise the morale of the soldiers would have collapsed after hearing these words.
However, what should the Qin army do when they attack the city?
"King Qin!"
At this time, a high-pitched voice came from the distance.
I saw Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang walking over from a distance.
Like everyone else, the two of them retched.
Zhuge Liang even vomited from the stairs to the top of the city.
"General Guan, have you eaten daddy?"
"You just ate daddy!"
Guan Yu glared at Zhuge Liang.
Even if Liu Zhang humiliated him, Zhuge villagers were also humiliating him.
"Then this smells like this here!"
Guan Yu glared at Zhuge Liang again and threatened,
"Don't talk nonsense, or I will feed you daddy myself later!"
Liu Bei stepped forward and poked Guan Yu.
"Chang Yun, why are you talking to the military advisor?"
"Brother, he told me to eat..."
"Okay, okay, shut up!"
Liu Bei interrupted Guan Yu impatiently.
What time has it been? Do you still care about what to eat?
If Liu Zhang can be forced back and Jingzhou is taken back, Liu Bei can eat anything!
Zhuge Liang ignored Guan Yu and leaned out to gesture to Liu Zhang.
"Prince Qin, we meet again!"
Liu Zhang snorted angrily.
"Zhuge Liang, you are really nothing!"
"Hehehe...The King of Qin is so complimentary."
"Okay, you're awesome!"
Liu Zhang extended his thumb to Zhuge Liang.
If you use your eyes as your face, you are considered invincible.
"Haha, King Qin, you have exceeded Liang's expectations!"
"It's been three days, you really can sit still!"
Liu Zhang sneered again and again.
"Why can't you sit still? But you, can you still sit still and sleep?"
Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan lightly, feeling relaxed.
"Of course, Liang sleeps well and eats well, it's very comfortable."
"It's not like King Qin, who is worried day and night, lamenting his dim future, right?"
Liu Zhang ignored Zhuge Liang.
As a result, the latter was even more proud.
"King of Qin, please be clear and unite with the King of Chu to save your life!"
"As long as the King of Qin nods and is willing to return the entire Jingzhou, Na Liang can promote the Qin-Chu alliance today!"
Liu Bei immediately leaned out.
"King Qin, you and Gu are both descendants of the Queen of the Han Dynasty, and both have their own mission to revive the Han Dynasty. Why can't we work together?"
"As long as you are willing to unite and sincerely join hands to help the Han Dynasty, I guarantee that you will immediately march eastward and destroy Sun Quan!"
"Pooh!"
Liu Zhang spat angrily, he was really disgusted by Liu Bei.
"Destroy Sun Quan? Don't you even know what you are?"
"A big-eared Han thief who betrayed the imperial court and established himself as king wants to unite with Gu. It's just a dream!"
Liu Bei's face changed drastically and his eyes narrowed slightly.
"Liu Zhang, don't be ignorant of good and evil!"
"I am so worried that I will join forces with Cao Cao and Sun Quan to destroy you together!"
