Guan Yu made up his mind and was prepared to fight to the death to prevent the Qin army from attacking the city wall.
For this reason, all the generals were specially sent out.
Let Guan Ping lead the generals to guard the west gate, and Liu Feng lead the generals to guard the east gate.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei personally guarded the north gate.
As for the south gate, it is backed by mountains and the area is small, making it unsuitable for attack.
Only two hundred old and weak people were arranged to support the facade.
After making what he thought was the best preparation, Guan Yu ordered everyone not to leave the city wall.
Even if you poop, you have to do it in your trouser pocket!
When the Qin army attacks the city, it can also be used as a weapon to attack!
In this way, three days passed.
The Qin army did not attack the city, but the pockets of the defenders of Linxiang City were almost full.
On the city wall, the stench was overwhelming.
"Second brother, can't we let the soldiers go back to the city to change their clothes? This... this stinks too much!"
Zhang Fei couldn't bear it anymore, and even blocking his nose couldn't cover the smell.
Coupled with the hot weather, it is simply not a place for humans!
Guan Yu glared at Zhang Fei angrily.
"What, I asked you to pull your pants?"
"That's not true..."
Zhang Fei smiled and scratched his head.
In the past few days, the soldiers and generals had stayed close to each other, thinking that the Qin army was making a surprise attack.
But Guan Yu and Zhang Fei still enjoyed privileges.
Even though I feel like I'm in the city, I can still go to the toilet to poop.
"Second brother, there is no way to go on like this! The weather is so hot and the city stinks!"
"We haven't even fought yet, and all these soldiers have been poisoned to death!"
Zhang Fei was not an alarmist. Another one was knocked unconscious today and was carried down.
Because it was too smelly and too hot, the soldiers were not in the mood to eat.
If this continues, I'm afraid it will lead to chaos without a fight.
"Why..."
Guan Yu sighed softly, full of embarrassment.
He didn't want to be like this, but there were few soldiers and no rotation of personnel.
It doesn't matter if we withdraw, but what if the Qin army suddenly attacks?
"Third brother, please let the soldiers be patient..."
"Second brother, we can't bear it any longer. If we don't bear it any longer, we won't even have the strength to fight!"
"In one hour at most, I promise to get all the soldiers back!"
Seeing how eager Zhang Fei was, Guan Yu thought for a moment and could only agree.
"Okay, then tell them to move faster!"
"If you don't come back within an hour, you will be dealt with according to military law!"
Zhang Fei covered his nose and assured.
"Don't worry, second brother, it won't take an hour at all, at most half an hour, the soldiers will definitely be back!"
"By the way, I will also be grateful to my second brother!"
Guan Yu waved his hand impatiently.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"
Zhang Fei quickly went to give the order.
The soldiers were really grateful. They bowed to Guan and Zhang and rushed down to the city crazily.
In the blink of an eye, everyone on the top of the city was emptied of people.
Guan Yu was shocked.
"Second brother, look, how anxious are they?"
Suddenly, Guan Yu slapped his forehead.
"It's bad, I forgot to ask them to leave their shit behind!"
Zhang Fei glanced at Guan Yu fiercely.
Just to throw the shit away quickly, you still let him stay?
However, he didn't dare to refute, so he could only spread his hands.
"late..."
Soon, half an hour passed, and there was no sign of any soldier coming back.
Guan Yu was a little anxious.
"Third brother, didn't you say that everyone would be back in half an hour?"
"Hey, second brother, I'm just talking!"
Zhang Fei smiled indifferently.
"It's been three days, why can't they take a good bath?"
"It's okay, I'll be back in an hour at most anyway."
Guan Yu frowned.
"How can that be done? There is no one in this city. What if the Qin army attacks the city?"
Zhang Fei was puzzled.
"Second brother, are we not human?"
"Can we two stop the Qin army from attacking the city?"
"Why did the Qin army suddenly attack the city? It's been three days, wouldn't it have been long ago if they were going to attack?"
Guan Yu was a little worried.
"That's not necessarily true. Liu Zhang, the traitor, has no good intentions at all! Who knows when he will break out?"
Zhang Fei patted Guan Yu on the shoulder, asking him to calm down.
"Second brother, don't be nervous!"
"Perhaps Liu Zhang secretly withdrew his troops long ago and just left an empty shell here to scare us!"
"Hopefully..."
Before he finished speaking, the sound of war drums sounded out of thin air.
Boom, boom, boom. . . !
The sound of the drum shook the heaven and earth, instantly attracting the attention of Guan and Zhang.
Looking around, I saw the door of the Qin army camp wide open, and countless Qin troops poured out.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were instantly stunned.
"you...!"
Guan Yu was even more angry and glared at Zhang Fei.
"You crow's mouth!"
Zhang Fei looked like he was crying.
"Second brother, what should I do!"
"What should we do? Go and call the soldiers back!"
"Then here..."
Guan Yu pushed impatiently.
"Go quickly, I'll hold on here first!"
Zhang Fei ran away in a flash.
Soon, the Qin army rushed to the city.
In normal times, there would be arrows blocking the road, and the Qin army could not be allowed to approach so easily.
Nowadays, no one cares.
Guan Yu could only watch helplessly.
Not long after, Liu Zhang appeared from the formation like a moon overshadowed by stars.
Guan Yu discovered it at a glance.
"Prince Qin, long time no see!"
There was no other way but to bite the bullet and temporarily stabilize Liu Zhang by reminiscing about the past.
"Hey, General Guan."
Liu Zhang rode his horse to the front of the military formation, raised his head and showed a smile.
But soon, he started to retching.
Not only Liu Zhang, but also the entire Qin army had this phenomenon.
After a long time, it calmed down a bit.
Liu Zhang covered his nose and cursed at the city.
"Guan Yu, have you eaten daddy? It smells so bad!"
Guan Yu covered his nose, feeling helpless.
"The smell here is bad. Please ask King Qin to return to the camp..."
"Back to camp?"
Liu Zhang looked like he suddenly realized something.
"What? Do you want to use daddy tactics to force you to retreat?"
Guan Yu looked down, feeling a little regretful.
If I had known it would be so effective, I would have just asked the soldiers to throw all the daddies into the city!
See who can bear to attack the city.
"Prince Qin, be careful to spit out all last night's rice!"
"Pooh!"
Liu Zhang spat angrily.
"Guan Yu, you are so powerful. You let the soldiers eat cakes all day! You are not afraid that they will get up in the middle of the night and hack you to death!"
Guan Yu blushed and had no explanation.
Who would believe any other explanation for this smell other than eating daddy?
But this didn't explain it, Liu Zhang immediately started shouting.
"Soldiers, did you see this? Liu Bei let his soldiers eat daddy! What a beast!"
"I must have run out of food and have nothing to eat!"
"I don't know which beast came up with this infinite loop trick!"
This sentence quickly spread among the army.
From the beginning Liu Bei let his soldiers eat dada, but it spread to the point where Liu Bei's army had no food and could only eat dada.
In the end, the whole city of Linxiang was eating cakes.
In short, you should poop after eating and eat after pooping.
It forms a perpetual motion machine that seems to loop endlessly!
