"Nothing can stop me from yearning for freedom..."
Tianyi walked into Madman Wu's yard, leaned under the old poplar tree, and hummed loudly.
"You can have an unrestrained life, and your heart will have no worries..."
Madman Wu was shirtless, his hands seemed to be resting on the window frame, his tongue was sticking out, and he was humming with sweat.
"It's so hot..."
Tianyi smiled and took out a small portable electric fan from his trouser pocket, enjoying the cool breeze while irritating Madman Wu.
"You little bastard, how can you compare the master to a dog? Even if it is true, you have to pretend not to know?"
Madman Wu lifted his long hair from his forehead and rolled his eyes at Tianyi pretending to be angry.
"Being humble to oneself is called humility, but being disrespectful to others is called insulting, right?"
Tianyi threw the small fan to Madman Wu.
"My opponent... Don't talk about youth in front of old people, don't talk about appearance in front of ugly people, don't talk about wealth in front of poor people, don't talk about height in front of dwarves, and don't compare other people's shortcomings with your own strengths. This is the highest level of education!"
Madman Wu smiled and took the fan, enjoying the cool breeze blowing slowly and swaying his long flowing hair back and forth.
"I said Madman Wu, even if the thieves come to ruin your house, why don't you talk about renovating it?"
Tianyi kicked the pebbles on the ground one by one into the trash can in the corner.
"Renovation... are you paying for it? My monthly subsistence allowance is only 600 yuan, which is not enough for me to buy wine and meat? Maybe one day the Lord of Hell will send a kid to find me?"
Madman Wu was as thin as a handful of bones, but his strong muscles could still be seen.
"I'll pay...there's 100,000 yuan in this card. You can take it and clean up the house. Don't make it as hot as a steamer in the summer and as cold as an ice cellar in the winter. You're getting older, so you need to take good care of your body, you know?" "
Looking at the old naughty boy in front of him who was both a teacher and a friend, and looking at the crazy Wu who couldn't bear to look at him, Tianyi threw his bank card to him like flying cards.
"This much money... even covers my 10-year subsistence allowance, are you not afraid of me spending it randomly?"
Madman Wu had only seen a passbook, not a bank card, so he held it in his hand and looked at it over and over.
"You don't have to buy wine and meat from now on. I will send someone to deliver you three meals a day on time every day. If you don't want to decorate, I won't force you, but you must accept the money. The password is the day we met ( 19961226) After all, you can feel at ease if you have money around you. Tomorrow I will arrange for my men to install an air conditioner for you, and then install an outdoor shower room for you on the rooftop, so that you don’t have to sweat all over after practicing every day. Those old ladies don’t want to talk to you anymore!”
Looking at Madman Wu who was leaning against the window frame and rolling his eyes, Tianyi said with a smile.
"Those old monsters, I don't want to deal with them, okay?"
"Hard-tongued......"
"They are almost in the coffin. They paint them red and green every day, as if they are pretending to be dead. They will scare them to death even if they are not dead!"
Madman Wu stared at the goldfish with a look of disgust on his face.
"Okay, okay...you're the best at Yushu Linfeng, right? I'm crazy about Wu, I've already celebrated my 18th birthday, it's time for you to teach me some real kung fu, right?"
Tianyi kicked the last stone in the yard into the trash can and looked at Madman Wu expectantly.
"Okay... for the sake of your filial piety to my old man, starting from tomorrow, I will give you the first lesson in close combat, Krav Maga!"
Madman Wu stuffed his bank card into the crack in the broken window frame, got some toilet paper and blocked it up, brushing his long hair from his forehead with a serious look on his face.
"Krav Maga?"
Tianyi looked at Madman Wu in surprise.
"Well...the most powerful close combat technique in the world was invented by the Israelis. It was originally used in the field of national defense. When it is inconvenient to carry a gun, it can kill the enemy with one move. You are a girl, If you can't subdue your opponent in one move, you won't be able to take advantage of the tug-of-war that follows because of your physical strength."
"Oh...Am I that weak?"
Tianyi raised his biceps unconvinced and looked at the little egg on his arm.
"As a human being, you must not compare your strengths with other people's shortcomings, but in combat, you must compare your strengths with other people's shortcomings, because 1 inch longer means 1 more point in your chance of winning. You must do it, or you don't. If you take action, you will hurt someone. You must be as quiet as a virgin and move as fast as a rabbit. Only in this way can you catch others unawares and gain your own place in the world of intrigues... Do you understand?"
Madman Wu spoke in a dazed manner.
"Just don't touch the eggs with the stone quilt?"
Tianyi picked up another stone from the trash can, threw it into Mrs. Wang's chicken coop next door, cracked two eggs, then wrapped another stone with 100 yuan and threw it in again. In Mrs. Wang’s chicken coop.
"You must have kind thoughts towards... people and not harm others. But if you really bully them, you must use any means to defeat the other party, because being kind to the enemy is the greatest cruelty to yourself. In ancient times, if it was because of you A moment of being merciful may lead to the death of many innocent people and bring the entire country to a point of catastrophe, so shopping malls are like battlefields and there is no compassion!"
As he said this, Madman Wu took out a diagram of the human body and threw it to Tianyi.
"This is……………?"
Looking at the naked man in the picture and the little red dots all over his body, Tianyi was very puzzled.
"First understand the structure of the human body, then understand the corresponding acupuncture points, and finally decide how to attack your enemy based on the acupoints, do you understand?"
"oh…………….."
"Okay, why don't you leave? Wait until I treat you to dinner?"
Madman Wu turned around and lay on the bed, enjoying Peppa Pig's little fan.
"oh…………."
"Again, let me have lunch delivered. I want to eat a big kidney!"
Madman Wu crossed his legs on the bed and hummed a big sword and gun.
"oh…………"
Tianyi rolled the picture into a roll, put it under the creaking nest, and walked out of Madman Wu's house.
