"The 81st suicide plan!" Liu Xu looked at the tip of his scaly tail in front of him with some resistance, but in the end he was determined and pinched the tip of his tail tightly.
Since Liu Xu failed to commit suicide countless times and was stopped by twelve maids, Liu Xu felt that he needed to change his mind, so he gave up on killing himself because this was impossible. Ancient Saint Zhenxian was I will definitely save myself.
But if you make another mistake, if you find a way to let Ancient Sage Zhenxian kill you, wouldn't it be much easier?
Adhering to this genius idea, Liu Xu acted as he did now. He heard that the snake's tail is the most sensitive part of the snake, and it is also the most valued part. Anyone who dares to touch the tip of the snake's tail will be treated as a snake. The biggest enemy.
Once pinched by someone, the snake will immediately launch a counterattack and bite the enemy's throat until it is completely killed.
Liu Xu thought this idea was good, so he grabbed the tip of Ancient Saint Zhenxian's tail... At this time, Ancient Saint Zhenxian was sleeping with Liu Xu wrapped around her. The tip of her tail happened to be right in front of Liu Xu, and Liu Xu relaxed You can catch it.
Moreover, the Ancient Saint Zhenxian was in a state of sleep at this time, and once he was suddenly awakened, the Ancient Saint Zhenxian would definitely act according to his own instincts, without regard to his usual liking for Liu Xu, and directly kill Liu Xu. die.
Then Liu Xu did just that.
Sure enough, as Liu Xu grabbed the tip of the ancient saint Zhenxian's tail, the snake's tail, which was originally soft and very relaxed, instantly became tight. Liu Xu's whole body was strangled almost in an instant. He couldn't breathe without a match, his ribs were almost all broken at this moment, and his internal organs were almost all ruptured at this moment.
The sharp snake fangs of Ancient Saint Zhenxian also followed closely and were about to bite off Liu Xu's neck.
"Slip away!" Liu Xu praised and prepared for relief. However, the next moment, Liu Xu felt his body loosen, and then his whole body was thrown on the bed. At the same time, he also saw the sight lingering around his neck. Above, the little face of Ancient Saint Zhenxian was worthy of stopping the car.
"Xiu'er...I'm sorry Xiu'er...Mom really didn't mean it. Mom will save you right now..." Ancient Saint Zhenxian let out a wailing sound, and then a burst of mana entered Liu Xu's body, and Liu Xu's broken ribs instantly recovered. , various ruptured organs naturally recovered in the same way, and Liu Xu immediately became alive and kicking again, very healthy, no different from before.
"Alas..." Liu Xu sighed in his heart, and then felt himself being hugged by Ancient Saint Zhenxian. Then she kept apologizing in her ears, saying that she was wrong and shouldn't hurt him like this. She hoped that Liu Xu Forgive yourself! I will never do this again next time!
"No..." Liu Xu opened his mouth helplessly and said, "Old Sage, I have grabbed your tail, are you really not angry at all?"
"My baby Xiu'er was joking with her mother. How could she be angry?" Upon hearing this, Ancient Saint Zhenxian regretted and touched Liu Xu's head. At the same time, he said with shame, "I'm really sorry. Mom shouldn't have touched her tail." Put the tip in front of you, have you ever told me not to touch the tip of mom’s tail? Mom will definitely change it next time, but you must not be angry with mom!”
"I..." What else could Liu Xu say? He could only get up, and then looked melancholy at the misty sky in the distance, thinking about how he could end this bleak life and return to his true self.
On the other side, Ancient Sage Zhenxian also looked worriedly at his silly child sitting at the window, and then said to a maid, "Tell me, what's happened to Xiu'er recently? Since he stopped writing books, he's just a You are so eager to die, why on earth is this?"
"..." The maid was speechless for a while. She said that she was not a human being, so how could she know what Xu Xiu wanted. But an excellent maid must not be ignorant of everything. She must show her own value, so she thought for a moment and said, "Holy Lord, I don't know much about people's favor, but I heard that there is a The Demon Saint is very clear!"
"Who is it?" Ancient Saint Zhenxian immediately asked curiously.
"It's the Blue Lion Demon Saint! He has been a mount for the old Manjusri dog for tens of thousands of years. It is also a domestic pet. He should know the mental state of pets very well!" the maid said quickly.
"Blue Lion Demon Saint!" Ancient Saint Zhenxian nodded thoughtfully and said, "I remember that this Green Lion Demon Saint is also a senior of the demon clan. I don't know how many years ago he had attained enlightenment, and he was still the leader of Tongtian Cult. The seven immortals who served under his command were called Qiu Shou Immortal. Later, they were captured by two guys from the Western Sect in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation and became Manjusri's mount."
"This Green Lion Demon Saint is at least tens of millions of years old. I am less than a fraction of his age. I never thought that he is still just a Demon Saint now!"
"That's right, Holy Lord, you are so talented that you have become an ancient demon saint in just a few thousand years. Compared with you, this green lion demon saint is really dead in the dirt at his age. No wonder he was caught. Now, let’s go and be a mount! Even juniors like this servant are just like him, they are demon saints!” the maid mocked.
"Oh, you can't talk like that!" Ancient Saint Zhenxian waved his hands and said, "Since the Green Lion Demon Saint is the senior of my demon clan, we must respect her. If this is the case, then I won't bother you to call her. I Invite him personally!"
After saying that, Ancient Saint Zhenxian tore open the void and casually grabbed it inside. A green-haired lion-headed monster was directly caught in front of her from the other end of the void.
What, you asked Ancient Sage Zhenxian, didn’t he say that he would personally invite him over?
Just tell me if you invited it here with your own hands!
"Greetings to the Holy Lord!" The Blue Lion Demon Saint said very obediently as soon as he landed on the ground. He was able to grab himself across the void without any ability to resist in the whole process. The one who did it must be the Ancient Demon Saint, so he was very He is well-behaved and dare not have any dissatisfaction.
"You came just in time!" Ancient Sage Zhenxian said, "Tell me quickly, what happened to my Xiu'er? Why does she keep acting out of line?"
"??" The Blue Lion Demon Saint had a confused look on his face. Fortunately, the maid on the side quickly sent him a thought, and he finally understood the cause and effect.
"Holy Lord, how do you know this?" The Blue Lion Demon Saint said with a bitter smile.
"Have you not been Manjusri's mount and pet for tens of thousands of years? Don't you have any experience as a pet in all these years? In this case, I think you should continue to be a pet for others, it is of no use at all! " Ancient Saint Zhenxian said angrily. The Green Lion Demon Saint was so frightened that he was stunned and said quickly, "I know, I know. Your Majesty, I know why your human pet is like this!"
"Why?" Ancient Saint Zhenxian asked excitedly.
"He must be in estrus and wants to mate!" The Blue Lion Demon Saint said quickly, "This human being only has a lifespan of a hundred years. After he reaches adulthood, he thinks about mating every day. In order to mate, he will even start a war that affects the entire world. Your human pet I have been living here for several years, surrounded by monsters and no humans, unable to mate, and anxious in my heart, which is why I behaved abnormally!"
"It makes sense!" After hearing this, Ancient Saint Zhenxian felt that it made sense. Even when she was not cultivating to become a demon, she thought about mating every day. Later, even when he became a great demon, it was the same. It was not until he became an ancient demon saint that this desire almost disappeared.
Xu Xiu is a human being, so it is normal to think about this every day.
"Then what should we do?" Ancient Sage Zhenxian asked.
"It's better to incite him!" The Blue Lion Demon Saint immediately said without thinking.
(End of chapter)
