[PS: Today’s two chapters are about fan fiction, and tomorrow they will move to the world pacification war]
"What's going on? Why are these stickers on my desk still there?" Early in the morning in the Astronomy Department, many colleagues were discussing what happened a few days ago about the Great God Meng Ke and the Eye of Heaven, when someone heard someone say The roar of ghosts crying and wolves howling.
The owner of the voice is a middle-aged woman with a pumpkin-like figure and a voice like an old duck. Her favorite thing to do on weekdays is to show off her children, and she often brings her children to the office to play.
And this kind of person usually dotes on his children extremely much, so that although his children are not lawless, they do a lot of naughty things every day. For example, yesterday, these naughty children put stickers all over their mother's desk, and they had to press hard every time they put one on, for fear that the stickers would not be firm.
Anyone who has played with these stickers knows that although the sticker is easy to put on, it can be really fatal if you peel it off. Not to mention how laborious it is to use your nails to dig out a tear point on the edge of the sticker.
The problem is that even if you pull it out, you can't completely tear off the entire sticker. Either half of the sticker will still be stuck to the table in the end, or it will simply tear out a white mark, leaving you to continue. A little bit of buckle and tear.
All in all, if a person with a bad temper peels off a sticker, he will probably be pissed to death immediately.
Naturally, it was impossible for this middle-aged woman to do such a thing, so she directly asked the cleaner of the Astronomy Department to work overtime after she got off work and clean all the stickers on her desk. Tomorrow morning there must be nothing to see.
This request sounds very outrageous, but it has become a habit of the entire Astronomy Department, because no matter how damn the request is, the cleaners of the Astronomy Department will complete it, which has made everyone in the Astronomy Department completely accustomed to it.
It wasn't until she went to work this morning that the middle-aged woman discovered that the sticker on her desk was still there and there was no movement at all.
"Did you forget to tell the sweeper yesterday to ask him to clean up the stickers on your desk?" someone asked.
"Impossible, I went directly to his cleaning room and told him. By the way, I saw him playing on the computer when I went in. It was really weird. When will there be computers in the cleaning room?" the middle-aged woman yelled road
"I remembered what you said. I asked him to help me tidy up the desktop the day before yesterday, but when I came back yesterday, the desktop was still messy. It's just that I was too lazy to argue with him."
"Similarly, I also asked him to help me find some documents in the data room the day before yesterday, and then write me a briefing on the contents. The boss is eager to use it, but he has not given it to me until now. I don't know what happened this afternoon. How should I report it to my boss?”
Everyone started to accuse the cleaner of his recent outrageous behavior, and finally came to the conclusion that since the meteorite incident, the cleaner named Wei Zhonghua has lost his original intention and is no longer what he was before. Xiao Wei, who worked diligently, has turned into a shameless bastard who cheats and cheats.
"Humph, we are all too used to him. Today I have to give him a good education and let him know that the Astronomy Department is not just for people who understand astronomy to pretend!" the middle-aged woman said indignantly, and other colleagues around her They all agreed and immediately added enough BUFF to her, making him feel like a hero who stood up for the people.
So, when Wei Zhonghua appeared in the Astronomy Department at the right time in the morning and was about to clock in for work, the middle-aged woman jumped directly in front of Wei Zhonghua and started to fire, accusing him of being in the Department of Astronomy recently. He cheats, refuses to work hard, and fails to live up to the high expectations of other colleagues. He must be complained to the human resources department.
But in the end, the middle-aged woman kindly said that if Xiao Wei you can correct your mistakes and change back to the hard-working Xiao Wei before, then they can ignore the villain's mistakes and not complain for the time being, and wait and see how he behaves in the future. .
After saying these words, the middle-aged woman waited there proudly, waiting for Wei Zhonghua to admit his mistake.
But Wei Zhonghua didn't even look at the middle-aged woman. The middle-aged woman suddenly felt insulted. When she was about to show off her eloquence, two people suddenly stood between the middle-aged woman and Wei Zhonghua. The middle-aged woman Before he could react, Wei Zhonghua entered the cleaning room, and the two people directly guarded the door of the cleaning room.
"I'll blanch..." The middle-aged woman suddenly became furious and was about to rush directly into the cleaning room to settle the score with Wei Zhonghua. The two people guarding the door suddenly hugged the middle-aged woman one after another, and directly stood in the other room. In full view of her colleagues, she was thrown back into the workroom.
"I'm going to kill you!" the middle-aged woman looked like a mad tiger, while the others looked at the two strong men in confusion.
"Who are these two guys? When did they come in? Why don't I feel anything at all! It's like they appeared out of thin air!" someone complained.
"Yes!"
"It seems like that's true!" Everyone agreed, saying that they didn't remember these two people coming in at all. So everyone immediately opened the surveillance video, and after taking a look, they were horrified to find that these two people actually appeared out of thin air.
In this case, there is only one answer.
"It's a reflection of the role. Wei Zhonghua has become the contracted author!" The voices of several people speaking were slightly trembling. Wei Zhonghua actually became the contracted author. Then Wei Zhonghua, who was just a cleaner before, his whole identity was instantly different from theirs. These ordinary people are different, they are not someone they can mess with casually.
"What kind of contract author can this idiot sign? Even if he can, my brother is also a contract author, and he is also a contract author with a fifth-level literary title. I am not afraid of him. I must teach him a lesson today!"
After saying that, the middle-aged woman picked up her cell phone and called her brother. After a while, her brother, who looked very similar to the middle-aged woman, also came in and was about to rush in. Go into the cleaning room to settle the score with Wei Zhonghua.
The two people guarding the door naturally stopped them. As a result, the brother directly reflected the two characters and entangled the two people. He kicked open the door of the cleaning room. Just when the other onlookers thought there would be a fight between dragons and tigers. , a frightened scream suddenly came from the room, and then the brother who was angry just now crawled out of the cleaning room.
Because a few seconds later, Wei Zhonghua floated out in the air and said angrily, "I want to code, don't bother me, okay?"
"Of course, these are all my problems. Dear Lord, you must forgive me for my mistakes!" My brother was extremely humble at this time, because being able to fly is a symbol of official rank, and now Wei Zhonghua is obviously at the official rank. He is a contracted author. No matter how arrogant he is as a fifth-level author, he would not dare to confront an author with an official title!
"Official title? Wei Zhonghua is actually the official title author!" Many colleagues could not close their mouths. Although they had no ability and knew nothing about astronomy, they were very interested in all kinds of gossip and various secrets of the author. But very understanding.
Of course they know that once a contracted author reaches the official rank, he will have such abilities and rights. After all, the president of a city's writers association is only an author with a fifth official rank.
Therefore, Wei Zhonghua, who only had an official title, had already suppressed everyone in the Astronomy Department to the point where they dared not speak.
But at this moment, Wei Zhonghua, who was still floating stably in the air, suddenly fell to the ground. Then he held his head and rolled on the ground with painful howls one after another. .
"Great, there must be something wrong with this guy's head. He is dead!" Seeing Wei Zhonghua's expression of a life worse than death, the middle-aged woman who was already scared out of her mind suddenly became brave again. .
But when she looked at her brother, she found that his whole body was shaking.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" the middle-aged woman asked doubtfully.
"It's not that there is something wrong with his head, he has reached the climax of the plot, he is breaking through, and he is going to level up again!!!" My brother said through gritted teeth. After a few minutes, Wei Zhonghua slowly stopped howling. , and then slowly climbed up from the ground again, without even looking at his colleagues. He just looked at his palms curiously, and then a drop of dew condensed in his palms, allowing everyone to see clearly.
"Holy title..." My brother's legs went weak and he fainted to the ground.
(End of chapter)
