"What should I do? Can't you understand? How can I explain it?" The entire Department of Astronomy gathered in the director's office. Everyone stared at each other, not knowing how to deal with this sudden big problem.
Now countless people are asking the Department of Astronomy to make an announcement, asking them to carefully study the various data provided in it, and finally form an explanation report to answer readers' questions and see if this book really contains such information. Terrifying laws of movement of celestial bodies.
"The easiest way is to just leave him alone!" the director of the Department of Astronomy and the nephew of a powerful minister said.
After listening, everyone nodded repeatedly. Yes, why do you need to explain? Just pretend it doesn't exist. As long as I don't speak, I won't do anything wrong, and I will eventually be forgotten.
But within a few seconds, the phone rang in the office. The Director of Astronomy picked up the phone impatiently. As soon as he heard the voice on the other side, he immediately sat upright, nodding his head in agreement, and his tone became more and more serious. Attentive and flattering, he finally hung up the phone and said, "Ahem, I think this matter still needs to be dealt with. How can we leave the doubts in the hearts of the people unanswered? Then what is the meaning of the existence of our Astronomy Department?"
"Everyone, our Astronomy Department has been a little transparent for hundreds of years. Now we finally have an opportunity presented to us. It's time for us to grow our own faces. Let's discuss how to create one. A written report to explain what happened this time to the people!" The director clenched his fists and said passionately.
The person who called just now was none other than his uncle. If it weren't for his uncle, I'm afraid he would still be driving in the school.
And this uncle ordered him very seriously on the phone to use this opportunity to give all the people a comprehensive, simple and transparent answer without any mistakes.
Because his uncle's political opponents have decided to use his little nephew as a breakthrough after learning about this emergency. As long as the Department of Astronomy dares not to deal with this issue, the political opponents will immediately demand that the Parliament punish them for dereliction of duty. He investigates.
Once the investigation begins, none of the nephew's many problems will be hidden. In the end, his uncle will inevitably be implicated. Even if he can retain his position as minister in the end, if he wants to go further in the future, such as participating in If there is an election for the commander-in-chief, it will be absolutely impossible. After all, there will be a stain on this uncle that cannot be washed away.
"Which one of you is willing to shoulder this burden!" The director looked at his subordinates expectantly, but everyone lowered their heads and no one dared to say a word.
Just kidding, who among us is not sent here by relatives to dawdle around and collect wages, who the hell can do this job.
Seeing that no one spoke, the director couldn't stand it anymore. He slapped the table with his hand and said loudly, "I don't care. Someone must take over the burden today and solve this problem for me. Otherwise, who will Don’t even think about going home, just stay here until someone completes the task!”
When the director said this, everyone couldn't bear it. Since we came to the Astronomy Department, we haven't worked a minute of overtime. Who wants to stay here forever? This is absolutely not possible!
So someone said helplessly, "Director, it's not that we are unwilling to accept the task. But you also know what kind of stuff we all are. We are all trash who were got here by various relatives and friends. There is not even a person who studies astronomy here." There are no people, and even the stars in the sky can’t name a few names, how can it be possible to verify the settings inside.”
"You have the ability to say this to the readers, don't say it to me here! If they are willing to accept your explanation, then from now on you will be the director of the Department of Astronomy, and I will be your subordinate." The director snorted coldly.
Seeing the director's attitude, everyone understood that it was impossible to fool him, but the problem was that they really didn't understand. So after thinking over and over again, one person said, "Boss, in fact, most readers don't care about the process and calculations at all. What they need is just a result. They need someone to confirm for them whether the astronomical data in it is true!"
"Then it's actually very simple. We only need to give two answers: yes or no. In fact, I think that as long as you say something ambiguous and make people feel like yes or no, you can deal with the matter. Yes!" said an old man from the Department of Astronomy. He has been working in the government department for nearly 30 years. He has rich experience in this area and immediately gave him a perfect response plan.
Everyone applauded after hearing this, and the director himself was very moved when he heard it, but when he thought about his uncle's words, he understood that someone was deliberately trying to mess with him, so he would definitely make a fuss about this matter, and ambiguous answers would definitely not work. , at least a yes or no answer must be given.
In this way, the matter becomes a matter of choosing 1 from 2. It seems very simple, but the director dare not make a mistake. Once he makes a mistake, not only will his position as director of astronomy be lost, but his uncle will also probably make a mistake. Beat yourself to death.
"Okay!" The director nodded and said, "Then can any of you give me a yes or no answer?"
"I think it must be fake. How can any author include so much astronomical data when writing? This guy must have made it up randomly. Only a fool would believe it!" someone said immediately.
"But the reader in the screenshot said that he used a super quantum computer to calculate it, and the super quantum computer cannot be wrong, because if it is an accurate answer that he cannot give, then he will also use probability to show the answer. The accuracy." Someone retorted.
"Please, use your brain. That's just a screenshot. I can also forge a screenshot for you now, saying that the author of this book is the Taiping God who has been hiding himself. Would you do that?"
"I don't even need to forge screenshots. I can just find a way to enter the group, type a paragraph, and then take the screenshots openly. Who can say that my screenshots are fake?"
"Also, is something like a super quantum computer accessible to ordinary people? Even if our department wants to borrow this equipment to perform a small calculation, it will have to go through the approval of more than a dozen units, two or three batches of professional After being reviewed by investigators, you have to wait at least 2 to 3 years to queue up. Who has the ability to use a super quantum computer to calculate such a thing? Do you think this person named Xiu Yan is from the Strategy Department?"
"So the content of this screenshot must be fake. It's fake at first sight, and you don't even need to think about it!" One person said extremely excitedly, spitting almost on everyone's face. The director himself nodded repeatedly after hearing this, feeling very It makes sense. Just when he was about to conclude the coffin, someone suddenly said, "Why don't we ask a real expert? Ask him to confirm it?"
"Um..." Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then asked, "Where are the experts? Are there people in our Astronomy Department who really understand astronomy?"
"There is indeed one!" The person who spoke said, "I remember that he was a graduate of Wenqu Vocational University majoring in astronomy. More than ten years ago, he became famous for his bravery in righteousness. He was personally received by the then commander-in-chief, and then arranged to enter He joined our Astronomy Department. But later he was really incompatible with us, and every day he was clamoring to the then Director to divert the little funds our Astronomy Department had to research astronomy, so he was assigned to the Logistics Department, responsible for the entire Cleaning and sanitation work in the Astronomy Department!”
"What! The guy who mops the floor in front of me every day is actually one of our colleagues!" Everyone was shocked.
(End of chapter)
