"My old grandson...why is that Sun Wukong so annoying?" Monkey King asked while suppressing his anger.
"Okay, I believe you haven't watched Journey to the West, otherwise you wouldn't have asked such a question!" The team member was still sarcastically saying, "If nothing else, let's just talk about what the stinky monkey has to say. Is he in heaven?"
"Heaven has never felt sorry for this monkey from beginning to end. It was this monkey who first provoked Heaven's Underworld and Dragon Palace. Heaven ignored past grudges and invited him to be an official. He also disliked the junior official position and gave up the job. You Isn’t it very hateful?”
"Don't you think you can't quit the official job if you dislike it?" Sun Wukong said angrily.
"Of course there is no problem with this, but you can't raise a flag to rebel! And later the Heavenly Court also gave the title of Monkey King, the Monkey King, and invited this monkey to be an official again, and entertained him with good wine and meat. The Heavenly Court is It’s genuine, and it’s a good thing to raise this monkey.”
"But instead of being grateful, this monkey ate up all the flat peaches in the heaven. Not only did it make it impossible for the flat peach party to be held, it even had the nerve to despise the other person for not inviting him to the flat peach party. Why do all the people in the world have it? Everyone has to flatter this monkey? If they don’t invite you, how can you have the nerve to dislike them just because of your ability?"
"But you are very capable, so don't steal other people's peaches to eat. Don't get caught if you are very capable! All in all, this monkey is disgusting. Heaven has never done anything sorry for him. As a result, he completely regarded himself as In the center, he is a sharp-tongued, sarcastic guy!" The teammate said ventingly, unaware that the guy next to him had monkey hair exposed on his wrists, and at the same time, his whole body was trembling. I'm afraid I won't be able to suppress my anger for a second, and I'll hit this guy on the head with a stick.
"Great Sage, please go and see if there are any reflection creatures nearby!" Liu Xu patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and whispered in his ear, "Your majestic fighting victory over Buddha still has to deal with such an ordinary human being." Are you angry?"
This allowed the unlucky guy to escape from the brink of death, so that he continued to say triumphantly, "Did you read the latest chapter updated yesterday? The monkey was directly suppressed by Tathagata Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain. It's really It’s so satisfying, and it shows that King Yuanshi understands the truth and doesn’t continue to fool this monkey, otherwise he will really disgust people.”
"But the level of this Yuanshi Heavenly King is still not good enough. He should not write a plot of this level at all. I really don't know how this kind of author is so popular. He is not as good as what I wrote!" The man was still gushing. Said absolutely.
"Haha" Liu Xu laughed twice and was about to leave directly. When he was too lazy to pay attention to this group of SBs, Lina suddenly said, "Are you that kind of Long Aotian who writes so many cool articles that your brain is already filled with them?" broken?"
"Ah?" This person was stunned for a moment after being critically hit by her teammate, and Lina continued, "Don't put on such an expression. In the three books you wrote, the protagonist was always trash at the beginning, and everyone around him was a mess." Everyone wants to step on him, and then the golden finger will fall from the sky. The protagonist will fight back and kill everyone, and he will still show off on the supporting characters, and then the cycle will repeat again."
"..." The teammates were stunned when they heard this, but Lina continued: "Also, in your world, the protagonist can never be defeated, and all characters of the opposite sex must like the protagonist. In addition, The protagonist can never make wrong decisions, and there must never be any moment when his IQ is insufficient, otherwise the plot will be poisonous."
"The protagonist cannot have any annoying personality, otherwise it will be toxic."
"The protagonist cannot give up any interests. At the same time, he must kill all his opponents and eradicate them. Any character who provokes the protagonist must take revenge, otherwise the whole plot will be poisonous."
"Is it really interesting to write it like this?" Finally, Lina raised this soul question.
"I know it's boring to write like this, but if I don't write like this, readers will really scold me for this book is poisonous, they will abandon me, my data will be reduced, my reading power will be reduced, what else can I do? Fight with you!"
"For the sake of my strength and data, I have to avoid these poisonous points and pitfalls when writing. I can't go against the readers' preferences!" After the teammate was stunned for a while, he retorted angrily. Also, you write the same thing as me, and all the authors in the world are similar to us, so why do you accuse me?"
"That's right!" Lina nodded and said, "So what qualifications do you have to accuse a trash author? He doesn't want to write the kind of tacky things we all write, and he never avoids the poisonous points in the eyes of readers, so he Finally, I wrote such a real character, a living Sun Wukong."
"Yes, Sun Wukong does have many of the character problems you just mentioned. Then don't forget that Sun Wukong is a monkey. This is the nature of monkeys."
"And even if he's not a monkey but a human being, so what."
"How many humans in the world don't love vanity? How many humans in the world don't want to be respected by everyone? How many humans in the world want to lie down and not work, and still receive huge wages every day."
"Even I hope that I can lie in bed every day without typing, but readers will not only not scold me for not updating, but also encourage me to update a chapter a week, and at the same time provide me with a steady stream of reading power. , praised me for my stunning writing, and then made the book a god."
"Which of us is not seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, rushing to grab good things when we see them, and retreating when we see dangers? These are just our human natures. The garbage authors have not yet put these natures on a human being , but put it on a monkey, you, the reader, will not be able to bear it, and you will start criticizing the trash author!"
"We are all writing, so if you think about it for a moment, you will know that the garbage author arranged the plot and arranged these unsatisfactory characters just to create a more fleshed-out character of Sun Wukong."
"The Five Elements Mountain updated yesterday is a plot arranged by the garbage author to hone Sun Wukong. He wants to slowly hone a stone monkey into a real protagonist. The artistic value in it is so conspicuous, but you can't see it. It’s still weird here.”
"Then I have to ask you, as a guy who writes routine articles, what qualifications do you have to accuse a trash author who has written such a profound work?" Lina's words made her teammate's face pale, and he opened his mouth, feeling that he I couldn't say anything, so I could only lower my head helplessly and went to pack the props in the car dejectedly.
"I, Old Sun, like this little girl!" Sun Houhou said with a smile. He didn't know when he had come back.
(End of chapter)
