"I think this is a liar. He just ran away after telling big lies!"
"Haha, that's not to say that it's not difficult to say a few words to the camera. It's just that I don't want to listen to him after he said the first sentence!"
"Yes, this guy has no idea how difficult it is to make an explanation video. It's not just about knowing what to say. Whether it's the tone or speed of speaking, or the rhythm, those are very important things. Those in the TV station Host, after the literary test is over, it takes several years of special training to be able to speak fluently in front of the camera, and he can make a shitty video!"
"This kind of person is just here to impress, don't pay attention to him at all!"
"I'll see how long it takes him to make the video. I think he's really good within two hours!" The group members sneered, but in less than 20 minutes, Reggio posted an audio clip.
"Dear readers, what I will tell you next is a story hidden in the fog that no one has ever known before the Great Break."
"Looking up at the stars, we often wonder what kind of life humans lived before the Great Age 300 years ago. Was it better or happier than people today?"
"Actually, before the Great Age, there were no reflections in our world, and there were no contracted authors. We were all the same, relying on the work of our hands to live. No one could use such a powerful power as reflection characters. They were just like us. Everyone is exactly the same!”
"But in that era, there was a position called the emperor. This position was supreme, possessing the highest power, the greatest wealth, and countless women in the world."
"When it comes to rights, the emperor is supreme. Whether he is a man or a woman, strong or weak, all humans in the world except him must kneel at his feet. All people and everything in this world are Revolving around the emperor, he can make the people he hates suffer all the torture in the world with just one word, and he can make the people he likes have all the enjoyment in the world with just one word."
"Speaking of wealth, in fact, for the emperor, there is no concept of wealth at all. Because all the land in the world, including the various minerals and metals under the land, the buildings on the land, property, gold and silver, and even people, are all It belongs to the emperor. Everything that can be seen with the naked eye is the emperor's personal belongings. He can take away anything in the world at will, but the original holder has to kneel on the ground respectfully and be happy. Give the things to the emperor with all your heart!"
"When it comes to women, it's even more incredible. The emperor sends thousands of people every year. These people will come to every city, gather all the 18-year-old girls together, and then select the best ones. 3,000 beautiful women were sent to the emperor’s palace, and all of these women were the emperor’s women.”
"But these women are not the emperor's wives, they are just maids who serve the emperor. These 3,000 women all exist for the emperor alone. They belong to the emperor from soul to body. The emperor can favor him at will, anywhere and at any time. These women.”
"The emperor also owns a huge palace complex. This palace complex is larger than the entire Jingqing City, and this is the emperor's home. All 3,000 of the emperor's women live in such a palace. If the emperor wants, he can even keep all these women Gather in a palace, and then let these three thousand women... at the same time..."
Hearing this, even the group of friends who were already very familiar with the profession of emperor couldn't help but swallow their saliva, wow, days like this, just thinking about it, are already enough fun.
And Reggio continued, "So is this emperor any different from all of us? Does he need to be very powerful, or can he write a masterpiece? Or does he have other very powerful abilities? "
"No, none of these are needed. I can even say this. Everyone in the audience in front of the video, that is, you, everyone can be an emperor, regardless of your ability. Whether you are handsome or ugly, Does he have outstanding work ability, or does he just want to lie in bed and not work, is he tall or is he simply disabled, etc."
"Don't worry about any of this. 90% of the emperors before the great dynasty were not as good as all of you here, or as ordinary people as us. Those emperors were not as intelligent as us ordinary people, and their emotional intelligence was not as strong as our ordinary people's abilities. They are even worse than dogs. Some emperors have extremely bad character and like to kill people at every turn. Other people's wives have committed all kinds of crimes in the world."
"There is only one criterion for becoming an emperor, and that is that your father is an emperor. Then as your father's son, you can inherit the throne of your father, and then you can pass on the position of emperor to your son, and this will happen from generation to generation. It is like wealth that can be passed down from generation to generation!"
However, being an emperor also has a task, which is to ensure that everyone in the world has food to eat and that no one will starve to death. If this cannot be guaranteed, the common people in the world will elect an emperor through war. A new man comes to become the emperor
"The first emperor in ancient times was Qin Shihuang 3,000 years ago. He defeated all other people who wanted to be emperor, possessed this supreme power, and created a dynasty that only an emperor could create."
"But soon the Qin Dynasty established by Qin Shihuang was replaced, and then the Han Dynasty established by Liu Bang."
"The Han Dynasty lasted for about 400 years, and now, as I just said, many people don't have enough to eat, so a man named Zhang Jiao decided to stand up, launch the Yellow Turban Uprising, and become the new emperor !”
"But Zhang Jiao is just the first person. There are many more people who want to be emperor and have started their careers."
"Look, there is a man named Liu Bei among them. He is also a descendant of the emperor, but his ancestors did not get the position of emperor. He became like many of us, living a miserable life, no money, no lover, etc. None, a young man who could only weave shoes from grass, until he met two other people, one named Zhang Fei and the other named Guan Yu, both ordinary humans who could fight 10 with one."
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The audio of Regedo is only about 15 minutes long, and it directly tells the first chapter of the sworn relationship between the three Taoyuan brothers. In the fifteen minutes after the audio was played and uploaded, the chat speed in the group was visible to the naked eye. Reduced, obviously readers are listening to this audio very carefully.
"It's not that bad!" Suddenly, someone said.
"It's not that it's not bad, it's that what you said is completely wrong. The emperor is not like this at all, and the emperor cannot have as much power as you said. The emperor cannot have 3,000 beauties every year. The three thousand beauties in the harem are just the maids. It’s also taken into account!”
Soon, many group members pointed out various fallacies in this video in the group. Finally, someone said, "What kind of bullshit explanation are you talking about? This is not the Romance of the Three Kingdoms at all. You put the entire book Misinterpreted!!”
"Yes, the most disgusting part is the harem part. What's the difference between this and those banned novels?"
Soon, the readers became excited again, but Reggio didn't take it seriously and said, "Of course I know that many of the things I said are wrong, but the purpose of this video is not to popularize science for readers. It’s to attract new people to become readers of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.”
"In this case, we must find points that can make readers quickly become curious about the book, so I will talk about the emperor, and then describe the emperor as extremely attractive. The purpose is to make those readers desire to become the emperor themselves!"
"And once those new people who have never seen it have such desire, the promotion will become a matter of course and a breeze!"
"As for what you are talking about about white writing, in fact, white writing is the most attractive thing to attract readers. There are so many side projects in the world that use white writing. Is it okay for me to use this to attract the attention of new people?"
"In addition, the real point I emphasized in the entire paragraph is that all mortals and ordinary people can become emperors without any restrictions, so even the most useless trash in Jingqing City can also imagine themselves His father was an emperor, and then he became an emperor, how could they reject the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"
"As for the misinterpretation, I just made a promotional video, and it does not represent the real content. When readers really read the entire story of Three Kingdoms, they will naturally understand that everything I told is a lie." Lei Jieduo said.
"Then you are not afraid that your lies will be exposed and those who were deceived will beat you to death?"
"It doesn't matter. If they come to fight after watching The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, wouldn't my goal have been achieved?"
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