"Brothers, do you think that in the chapter updated this afternoon, will you find a way to save my big man and get rid of Sima Yi's grandson?" Among the readers of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, someone asked with great expectation.
"Brother, what are you thinking about? This book was finished yesterday and there will be no update today. Are you stupid?"
"Sorry, I really forgot."
System: Group friends: Xiaoju Fengshuang has left the Romance of the Three Kingdoms official work group 5.
"Oh, another day away. At least 200 people in our group have left today!" One person complained when he saw the group member who just spoke just left.
"Hey, 200 is just the beginning. According to my previous experience, there will be 200 people every day in the next three days. Our group now has more than 1,400 people. If there are still 400 people left after a week, I will be considered a great author. Crossed!" Another person said.
"Tch, don't use your past experience as a trap. At least it was still being updated before, and there are still people who want to watch it. But now the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is over, and the Sima family has conquered the world. If everyone is still looking at the hammer, they will soon be scattered. ! Of the 100 people left in this group, I’m afraid 50 of them will be zombies.”
"Then why don't you leave?" someone asked curiously.
"I'll have sex with you guys. After all, I won't be happy with the ending. I'll leave when I'm done venting."
"Do you think it's possible for the author to update the book today, or write a spin-off or something? I've heard that many will write a follow-up spin-off or something after the book is finished, to add some unmentioned details!" someone said delusional.
"It is impossible to create a new book. Although the author is rubbish, the effort put into the book "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is terrifying. It has designed a large number of proper nouns and settings, and even specially designed many slangs and sayings. , idioms and the like, and even wrote several poems specifically.”
"So although I think the ending of this book is complete garbage, the author of garbage is also garbage. His book must have accumulated settings since he was a student, and it took several years to prepare it. .”
"As the saying goes, the most rubbish thing is the literary test, and the most beautiful thing is also the literary test."
"However, after the new book is finished, the accumulation of these new authors will be exhausted. It will still take a long time to continue writing new books! I have read several literary test papers before. After the author finishes writing, it usually takes Let’s wait for 1 to 2 years before continuing to write new books.”
"This is also the importance of the readership group. You can keep all the previous readers in the group. After a year or two, those who are still in the group are basically die-hard readers. These readers will follow them all the way and they will be able to read books. It went much smoother.”
"It's just that the author of the rubbish was off base and created such a disgusting ending. It's estimated that there won't be many people left in these 40 groups. If there are only a few thousand people left, it will be a waste. Such a good start has been wasted!"
"And I will most likely not want to read his new book in the future. I'm afraid that someone will suddenly appear and take everything away from the protagonist. That would be very disgusting." After saying this series of words The one is the leader of the five groups, named Dog Daijian.
"Haha, even if a group of friends stays, they will be black for life!" Someone immediately said, it seems that Liu Xu really offended the readers.
"Okay, don't say anything bad about your life. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is indeed rubbish, but the rubbish author is not. At least in my opinion, he is still a pursuing author!" Goudai Jian said, "I also have 30 years. , I have read more words than you have written, and you have no idea what the real virtues of garbage authors are.”
"After these authors wrote the book at the beginning, there were only three words left, namely "water", "fu" and "lazy"."
"Water means constantly adding water to the plot. If you can explain something clearly in one sentence, you must write a series of dialogues. The main plot can be completed in one or two chapters, and the side plots of dozens of chapters must be crammed in. The decisive battle is obviously in the next chapter, but in the end, you are directly transferred to the perspective of another supporting character, and dozens of chapters of plot are written for this supporting character."
"Complexity means the same plot and exciting points are repeated over and over again. Taking fantasy as an example, it can be summed up as follows: passers-by laugh at me and slap me in the face, the weak defeat the strong and leapfrog to kill, the villain is brainless and loves provocation, kills people and seizes treasures and jumps off the cliff, jumps off the cliff The immortal opens the treasure chest, the hero saves the beauty and opens the harem, refines the alchemy and refines the weapon to upgrade the level, once the black chicken turns into a phoenix, takes revenge and eradicates the roots, kills the villain and his family, repeat it again and again, the world is invincible, so lonely, suddenly heard that above this world There are still boundaries, break the boundaries and fly away freely. Big bosses are everywhere and I am new to you. Passersby laugh at me and slap me in the face. The weak defeat the strong and leapfrog to kill."
"Well, that's pretty much what it means."
"The last thing I'm lazy about is that I don't work hard enough to update. Today I'm tired. Tomorrow my aunt is coming, and the day after tomorrow I'm going to fight or something. Anyway, I have to take 7 days off a week, and the single chapter I take off is more than the chapters I update. If you can update a chapter on time every day, it means you are working diligently and clocking in on time."
"In comparison, the rubbish author is really good. The chapters are never good, and they are all hard-core main plots. There are no repetitive pretentious plots. After all, all the protagonists are dead. I am almost depressed. ”
"For such a Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the rubbish author only used more than 400 chapters to complete it in half a year. If it were me, I would have no problem with just 2,000 chapters."
"The most important thing is that the garbage author has never stopped updating. There are three standard updates every day. Yesterday, he updated more than 40 chapters in one go. Such authors are really rare, except for the author who wrote "This Is Not Healthy" back then. The waves are long and can be updated six times a day. I have never seen any author update so powerfully."
"So you should be satisfied. The garbage author has worked very hard. There is nothing else to say. He just has an abnormal mind and always wants to make some disgusting big news."
"It's a pity. I don't have a few decades left to live. I thought I would follow this author for the rest of my life, but in the end he actually used this kind of plot to disgust people, so I stopped following him, even if he I won’t follow the new book even if it’s published!”
"There will be a day when there are less than 100 people left in our group, so I will leave." Gou Daijian said with great emotion, and the group members agreed one after another, and then the entire group chat box suddenly vibrated, and everyone was stunned. I was shocked.
[@All members of the group: The "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" fan "I am Ma Su in Time Travel" created by the contracted author: Luobo Shugen has been updated. This book is about modern people, the readers of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" "Ma Su" accidentally traveled to the world of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and became Ma Su, but he happened to be faced with the siege of Zhang He's army.
How to help Prime Minister Zhuge defend the street pavilion, annihilate Cao Wei's 200,000 army, and capture Zhang He became the top priority before Ma Su.
Ma Su: "I am Ma Su. I will never cheat anyone in this life. I will definitely help Shu Han and unify the world!"]
"Fan fiction? Damn it, is there fan fiction on the first day this book is finished?"
"Brothers, do you think he can read this fanfic? Will it be as poisonous as the original?"
"It doesn't look like it. Anyway, after looking at the introduction, I think this book is at least not as poisonous as the Romance of the Three Kingdoms."
"Traveling to become Ma Su to dominate the Han Dynasty? Damn it, my brain can't stand it any longer. Brothers, I'm going to take a step forward."
"Group leader? Is the leader of the Dog Belt Sword Group here? Tell us if you want to read this book!"
"Yes, group leader, give us a suggestion!"
"Lord?"
"..."
"Brothers, I've finished reading and I'm back!" Goudai Sword finally spoke. This guy has finished reading "Emotion", but only two chapters have been updated so far.
"Group leader, how is this!"
"In a word, you can rush forward, and push forward with all your strength. This fanfic is not much better than the garbage original!"
With the group leader, everyone naturally rushed forward. As expected, everyone was still full of ideas after reading it, with smiles on their faces.
"This book is so well written. I have been constipated since yesterday, and now I can get rid of it all in one breath. It feels so good."
"Yes, this is what the real people like to watch. What a piece of shit "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is!"
"It would be great if the original work of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms could be written like this. I also know that this is impossible."
"Hey, brother, let's change our thinking. If you read "I Am Ma Di" as the original work and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" as a fan, won't everything be fine?"
"It makes sense!"
With the update of "I Am Ma Su", a surprising situation emerged.
That is, all the readers in the group no longer cursed, and everyone no longer looked sad, but smiled one after another. A rare bright smile appeared on their faces, and everything seemed to be getting better.
The number of people who were still dropping like crazy before miraculously stopped falling at this moment. There were even some readers who came back instantly after hearing that there was a fanfic update.
The phenomenon of large-scale reader departures that occurred after Liu Bei Baidi City Tuogu was stopped immediately on the first day, and there was no continuous collapse after that.
Just when everything was prosperous, the whole group began to vibrate wildly again.
[@All members of the group: A new book has been opened, and the trash author has opened a new book. The new book "General History of the Three Kingdoms" created by the Original Heavenly King has been officially updated.
This book will describe and record a real Three Kingdoms era in detail for you from the perspective of history books. 】
"Group leader, didn't you say that trash authors won't publish new books?" someone asked weakly.
"Ahem, this doesn't count. You can tell by the name that this book is supposed to be a supplement to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It is used to supplement some plots that are not in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. How dare you open a new book with just a supplement? The rubbish author is really shameless Yes." Goudai Jian said.
"That's it!" Everyone nodded, realizing the truth.
[@All members of the group: A new book has been opened, and the trash author has opened a new book. The new book "Chu-Han Struggle" written by the original king has been officially updated.
This book will describe for you the epic story of a group of heroes in troubled times before the Three Kingdoms era and before the Han Dynasty was established. 】
"..." There was silence in the group for a moment.
"Group leader, please explain, is this also a side story?"
"Yes, the rubbish author keeps publishing new books, and he has published them twice!"
"The garbage author is awesome, I have nothing to say..." Dog Belt Sword could only say helplessly.
"Then do you still read this book?" someone asked again.
"Of course, let's see!" Gou Da Jian said without hesitation.
"But that's not what you said just now. You said you would never read junk authors again." Someone said dissatisfiedly.
"Yes, I have said this, but the premise of my saying this is based on the garbage author trying to disgust me again. But the problem is that the introduction said that this book describes the Han Dynasty The story before its establishment. According to a few words in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we can know that the founder of the Han Dynasty was a guy named Liu Bang."
"Then as long as I find Liu Bang in it and replace him with myself, the garbage author will never be able to hurt me! Didn't the garbage author say that history must be respected? He has the ability to let Liu Bang be deprived of his power! "The dog with the sword said proudly. ŴŴŴ.0m
[PS: It’s not working anymore, I can’t write it anymore. I will adjust it tomorrow. There are only two chapters. I will start again the day after tomorrow with six chapters]
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