An hour later, Chapter 2 was updated, and the Prime Minister’s escape journey continued.
This time our Prime Minister Cao was even more miserable. Just before dawn, there was a heavy rain suddenly, and all the clothes hangers were soaked.
Our Prime Minister Cao could only follow all the troops and march forward in the rain. He finally sent people to rob some food from nearby villages and was about to make a fire for cooking. Suddenly someone chased him from behind and scared Cao Cao. Jump.
Fortunately, it turned out to be Xu Chu and Li Dian, who came over with a group of counselors. Cao Cao was overjoyed because his strength had strengthened a lot, and our boss Cao had regained his mentality.
The army arrived at Hulukou and was about to cook a pot. Everyone took off their clothes and armor, and Boss Cao started to laugh again.
The people around were unhappy and asked, "Just now, the Prime Minister laughed at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, which attracted Zhao Zilong and lost a lot of soldiers. Why is he laughing again now?"
As a result, Prime Minister Cao laughed and said, "I laugh at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's intelligence. If I use troops, I will also ambush a large number of troops and horses at this place, waiting for work. Even if I can escape with my life when the time comes, I am afraid that I will be seriously injured and difficult to cure. I Everyone can see this layer, but Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang can’t see this layer, so I laugh at them for being so stupid!”
Then Zhang Fei came.
Cao Cao didn't even have time to eat, so he mounted his horse and ran away, being the first to fly out.
Xu Chu, who also hadn't eaten, didn't even put on his saddle, so he ran over to deal with Zhang Fei. Zhang Liao and Xu Huang also followed. The three of them surrounded and beat Zhang Fei, and then escaped in a thrilling way, but almost everyone took him with them. hurt.
End of Chapter 2.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"I hahahaha!!"
Immediately after reading this chapter, the whole group was filled with such cheerful laughter. All the readers were so happy after reading this chapter, even if it was not enough to make pig noises in reality, they had to run to the group I'll type it in, hahahaha, and I'll be satisfied only by giving a bad word count to some unscrupulous author.
Zhao Yun is the best in the world and the first to speak in the group.
Cao Cao: Everyone, Prime Minister, I will smile first as a sign of respect [Everyone will come up from behind, please pay attention to the formation behind you, don’t mess up]
Liu Bei: If you don’t do good deeds at home, you will be rained on when you go out
Zhang Fei: When you talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao laughs
Zhang He: Cao Cao smiles, life or death is unpredictable
Cao Cao: Those who love to laugh will not have bad luck.
Zhang Fei: Dear, help every dream
Zhang Fei: Dear, the takeaway you ordered has arrived.
Zhang Fei: Dear, remember to give us a good review!
Cao Cao: Although I lost in Chibi, of course when it comes to escaping, I am definitely number one!
Cao Cao: This rain, ah, Zhuge Villager, have you counted this?
Cao Cao: Villager Zhuge, you are plotting against me, ah!
Cao Cao: On-site teaching, if I use troops, how should I deal with myself.
Cao Cao: Look, I said everyone should be injured, so everyone should be injured. I am the best strategist in the Three Kingdoms.
Zhang Liao: Generals, listen to your orders. The first thing you should do in future battles is to silence the Prime Minister. Otherwise, our army will be defeated!
Zhang He: Prime Minister, I kneel on the ground and beg you. Please don’t laugh next time.
Cao Cao: No, I don’t
Zhang He: Prime Minister, if you laugh again, Guan Yu will be next.
Cao Cao: What, my Yunchang is coming to see me! !
Cao Cao: What, there are such good things!
Cao Cao: Haha
Cao Cao: Hahaha
Cao Cao: My Yunchang is coming, I am so happy, hahahahaha!
Guan Yu: Don't come over!
Liu Bei: I have started to laugh
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Under the leadership of a certain group leader, such comments quickly spread across the group. Everyone was using their ability to complain and create memes. Suddenly, the entire group was filled with such content.
But the prime ministers who had always tried their best to protect the prime minister in the past were completely silent at this moment.
In fact, not only did these Prime Minister Party members not defend themselves, but even the leader of the Prime Minister Party, like me, Jiu Ge, joined the army of such complaints.
Fortunately, in the end, Zhao Yun, the best in the world, finally resumed his responsibility as the group leader and called on everyone to regain their composure and stop flooding the screen like this. Because these comments are really funny, and he will get myocarditis if he continues to laugh.
When the group leader took the lead in destroying the queue, many group members also followed suit, and thus the Prime Minister's rant-making party came to an end.
But when the group tried to start discussing the plot again, as soon as everyone thought of the scene of the Prime Minister laughing, they couldn't help but start laughing too. Even if I was alone at home, I couldn't help but hold my stomach. I had no choice but to laugh so hard.
"You guys think, why didn't the Prime Minister learn the lesson the first time and still laugh the second time?" a group of people asked curiously.
After hearing this question, many people discussed it very enthusiastically.
It is said that the prime minister laughed for the second time to boost the morale of the soldiers.
It was also said that the Prime Minister was mentally disturbed when he laughed for the second time.
It is also said that the prime minister laughed for the second time to prove that he was smarter than Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu.
But in the end, the answer that was unanimously recognized by everyone was actually this
Cao Cao: I don’t believe in evil. I fell into this pit for the first time. I can’t fall down for the second time! ! !
After discussing Prime Minister Cao’s laughter, it’s time for the next chapter.
In fact, this plot is very obvious, because Zhuge Liang sent three groups of troops to surround Cao Cao before. Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun in the first two groups have successfully killed Cao Cao, and the remaining one is Guan Yu in the third wave. Is it also possible? Can block Cao Cao.
But the answer is actually very obvious. Zhuge Liang has already won two waves. There is no reason that he will lose in the third wave. This guy is really not a human being, but a god.
So the next focus of everyone's attention is whether Guan Yunchang will let Prime Minister Cao go.
After the two battles of Bowangpo and Chibi, all readers of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms have reached a consensus, that is, Zhuge Liang is so damn awesome. You don’t have to believe what others say, but every word Zhuge Liang says is true. You can't help but believe in evil.
So Zhuge Liang said that Guan Yu might choose to be soft-hearted and let Cao Cao go because of his kindness in passing five passes and killing six generals. Then he really might let Cao Cao go.
But the problem is, later Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang issued military orders to each other. If Guan Yu successfully killed Cao Cao, then Zhuge Liang would behead.
If Guan Yu really lets Cao Cao go, then Guan Yu will behead him, so now even the readers don't know who is right. After all, it seems that whoever dies between Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang will have a big problem. .
Liu Bei: Oh, why does it seem like the injured person is actually me?
So in the end, Zhao Yun, the best in the world, started a group voting. At the last look at the results, the number of people who voted for Guan Yu to let Cao Cao go was actually as high as 95%.
"It seems that readers have a high level of understanding of the character Guan Yu, otherwise there would not be such a consistent result!" After reading the voting results, Liu Xu said with emotion while snickering.
"Hahaha!" Tian Feng suddenly laughed.
"Why is Yuan Hao laughing?" Liu Xu asked curiously.
"I laugh at Guan Yu's arrogance and lack of ambition, but he can resonate with these readers from another world!" Tian Feng said with a smile.
"Gua Nao, you're a bastard!" The next second, a Qinglong Yanyue Sword was placed on Tian Feng's neck.
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