Under the watchful eyes of the highly anticipated viewers, who even watched the latest chapter without even reading the previous chapter, the first chapter was finally updated smoothly.
Everyone saw that the opening chapter of this chapter states that while Cao Cao was in Jingzhou, he ordered his subordinates to visit famous writers and collect ancient poems and music. Finally, he succeeded recently, so he set up a band stage on a large ship, together with civil servants, military generals, and close associates. Servants, let’s celebrate together.
Of course, before starting to drink, the leader must speak, so Cao Cao first raised his wine glass and boasted to the sky about his achievements, and then expressed his determination to level the world and destroy Liu Bei and Sun Quan, and finally changed He smiled and said to his close associates, "I am already fifty-four this year, and my life is short. When the world is settled, it will be time to share wealth with you!"
"Actually, I have selfish motives for wanting to capture Jiangnan. In the past, Mr. Qiao from Jiangdong and I were very good friends. He had two daughters, both of whom were beautiful and fragrant. Mr. Qiao wanted to marry these two Qiao. Give it to me!"
"However, when rebellions broke out, the sisters Da Qiao and Er Qiao were married by Sun Ce and Zhou Yu successively. This is really a great regret in my life. I have built a new Bronze Bird Tower on both sides of the Zhang River. After Jiangnan is wiped out, I will take over the two sisters. I will marry Qiao at the same time and place him on the Bronze Bird Tower so that he can serve me in my old age and make me happy. I wish that would be enough!"
After saying that, Cao Cao started laughing, and all the soldiers also laughed.
The audience holding mobile phones couldn't help but snicker. Those old readers were a little surprised. First, they were surprised that Cao Cao seemed to really like other people's wives. Among them, Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Quan, the latter two had never been seen before. They were all looking for women, but Prime Minister Cao had already had sex with several women, and they were all other people's wives.
One time, Wan Ping was defeated, and his son and his favorite general died tragically on the spot. Now he actually wants the wives of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu again. Could it be that the rumors in the group are true, and Cao Cao really loves wives?
I was also shocked by Zhuge Liang's resourcefulness. As expected, my brother Liang guessed the prime minister's thoughts in advance.
They originally thought that when Zhuge Liang was persuading Zhou Yu, he said that Cao Cao wanted to put Er Qiao on the bronze bird platform to entertain him in his old age. It was a lie and was made up to anger Zhou Yu.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be true. Cao Cao actually wanted to kidnap Er Qiao back to Tongque Terrace to play with. This is really...
This is the view of old readers. They focus more on Cao Cao's character.
The focus of new readers' attention is naturally: Damn, married woman, sister, old cow, help, I'm so excited! ! ! !
In such excitement, the most important content of this chapter finally came.
At this time, a group of crows suddenly started up, and it happened to be a moonlit night, so Cao Cao became more poetic and asked the sergeant to fetch his big goblet and place it horizontally in front of him. He then fetched three glasses of Dukang wine and poured it in. He entered the river to offer sacrifices to the heaven and earth, and finally drank the three nobles and sang loudly.
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Wine and song, life geometry.
Like morning dew, it will be more painful every day when it goes away.
Generosity should be shown as generosity, and worries will be unforgettable.
The only way to relieve worries is Du Kang.
Green Zijin, Youyouwoxin.
But for your sake, I still ponder it.
Yo yo deer roar, eat wild apples.
I have guests, harp blowing Sheng.
As bright as the moon, when can it be decorated?
Worry comes from it and cannot be cut off.
The more unfamiliar you are, the more you cross the border, the more useless you are.
We chatted and had a banquet, thinking about old kindness.
The moon and stars are few and far between, and magpies are flying south.
Three twists and turns around the tree, no branches to lean on.
The mountains never get too high and the water never gets too deep.
The Duke of Zhou vomits food, and the world returns to its heart.
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After singing this song, Cao Cao was naturally extremely happy, and everyone was naturally happy along with Prime Minister Cao. However, at this moment, someone suddenly did not know how to praise, and actually came out to say that Cao Cao's poem was not good, and it contained A lot of bad words.
The speaker was the governor of Yangzhou, with a surname of Liu and a given name of Fu. He had been with Cao Cao for a long time and had made many contributions to Cao Cao, so he could be regarded as a meritorious official.
But at this time, Cao Cao was in high spirits and drank a lot of wine, so he asked unhappily where the ominous words were.
Liu Fu told Cao Cao honestly, "The moon and stars are sparse, and the magpies are flying south; they circle the tree three times, but there is no branch to rely on. This is an unlucky thing."
Cao Cao suddenly became furious and cursed, "How dare you spoil my mood?" Then he picked up the long spear in his hand and stabbed Liu Fu to death. Finally, the cheerful banquet ended in a bloody atmosphere.
Of course, after he sobered up, Cao Cao regretted it and took the initiative to admit his mistake. He also buried Liu Fu according to the etiquette of the three princes, and then continued drinking and having fun.
This concludes Chapter 1.
After reading this chapter, not to mention other people, the people on the live TV broadcast, whether they were reporters or the two big shots, couldn't help but have a somewhat intoxicated expression.
This chapter is really well written. Although many people have only read one chapter, and there are many nouns in it that they don’t understand at all and don’t know what they mean. But through Cao Cao’s words and deeds, they seem to have seen a A vivid image of Cao Cao.
Especially this tanka line, well, to be honest, I still don’t understand it, but it feels very advanced.
After reading this poem, the old curator thought about it carefully and wanted to give a comment or two, but the words were stuck in his throat and couldn't come out, so he rolled his eyes and asked directly to the vice president: " Soldier, what do you think of this poem?"
Da Bing is the pen name of the vice president. Of course, his full pen name is "Xiao Bing Yi". Of course, no one dares to call the vice president Xiao Bing, so his subordinates call him Bing Ye, and his peers or superiors call him "Bing Ye". Soldiers.
"There are a lot of words in it, and I don't understand what they mean at all. It's hard to evaluate!" Dabing said honestly, "But there are two sentences in it that made me feel a lot after reading it."
"Those two sentences?"
"Singing over wine, how many things are there in life, like the morning dew, the past days are more bitter" and "The moon and stars are sparse, and the black magpie flies south. I walked around the tree three times, but there is no branch to rely on." Vice President Xiaobing sighed after finishing his words. "I don't know why, but just seeing these two lines of poems makes me feel a lot more powerless."
"Singing to wine, how many years there are in life. Just like the dew in the morning, it will be more bitter every day."
"I am now sixty-two this year, and you, old curator, are almost seventy-eight. We are all in our old age, and our lives are about to come to an end. But the world is still not peaceful, and incidents of reflection emerge one after another. Every year A large number of authors have sacrificed their lives, cities have been breached, and people have been displaced, which is horrific. The destruction of humankind can only happen in a blink of an eye."
"The moon and stars are sparse, and the magpies fly south. They circle the tree three times, but there are no branches to rely on."
"Old director, you said that in a few years, when we are all old, we won't even have this family gone, and become a lonely bird with nothing to rely on, right?" Vice President Xiaobing asked, the old man The curator opened his mouth, but had nothing to say.
"Well, our future does not depend on us, but on the children who are still growing. Why should we be so harsh on these children? So what if this poem is really copied? I just looked at the Three Kingdoms One chapter of the novel can tell that this is indeed a good book that has been rare in decades."
"Besides, if you can write such a poem that makes me so emotional, how can you be a plagiarist?"
"Old director, please give me your phone. I want to call this junior!" the vice president said. The old director nodded and handed the phone to the vice president. The vice president quickly He dialed Liu Xu's number.
"President, I am here!" Liu Xu said respectfully.
"Little guy, your poem is very well written. I don't know how many years it has been since I felt this way. Because of your poem, I think of a lot of things, of me who wrote books for mankind back then. .”
"You are very good. I believe you did not plagiarize. I was wrong this time. I apologize to you!" said the vice president.
"Don't dare, these are all the work of villains, and you are also a victim!" Liu Xu said quickly, "And this poem is indeed not written by me, and I did copy it!".
"What!" This sentence was broadcast live to the whole country on television, so as soon as the words were spoken, people all over the country were shocked. Even the vice president was embarrassed.
You must know that the vice president just said it himself that he believed it was not plagiarized. Could it be that he would be slapped in the face in the next second?
Then he heard Liu Xu say, "This poem was written by Cao Cao, and I just wrote it on top of Cao Cao's original poem!"
"..." The vice-president suddenly became happy. "You kid, is your butt itchy?"
"No, it's just telling the truth!" Liu Xu said. After hearing this, the vice president couldn't help but laugh.
And Liu Xu went on to say, "Actually, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms was not written by me, but by Luo Guanzhong."
"Who is Luo Guanzhong?"
"He is a person from the Ming Dynasty, who was born after the end of history in the book. When he was born, Cao Cao had been dead for 1,110 years!" Liu Xu said.
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