"This Xiuyan does have some skills. He is similar to Guo Tuxu You. It's a pity that his vision is still a little lacking and he can't see the lord's mastery!" Liu Xu now matched Tian Feng and Cai Wenji. He also gave them a mobile phone, taught them how to surf the Internet, and even helped them get two OO numbers, so they could watch other people in the group when they had nothing to do, and their life was quite relaxed.
"What's so clever about me, it's just copying history!" Liu Xu said cheerfully.
"No, although my lord copied history, he did not copy everything. I also know Zhou Yu, a man of great character and magnanimity. He has always disdained the use of such counterintuitive tactics. Most likely it was Cao Cao who wanted to kill him. Cai Mao and Zhang Yun, but my lord used it to portray Zhou Yu and also wrote about Jiang Qian. His writing skills are really extraordinary, which makes Tian Feng admire him!" Tian Feng handed over his hand and told Liu Xu happily. , the smile on his face never fell.
"Teacher Luo, you can hear Tian Feng's flattery. I think your spirit in heaven is also satisfied!" Liu Xu whispered happily to himself.
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"This book is too ugly. I have to refer to the dictionary to read it. I won't read it!" Yunfeng was in a hotel room. He had been freshened up. Although he was nearly 60 years old, he still had the air of an artist. , but at this moment he threw the phone on the bed very sadly.
"Teacher Yunfeng, I beg you, this is the hard work of my brother and I. Please read the entire book and understand the situation and mood described in this song, as well as the rich emotions. I believe you can We can do it!" Wang Run persuaded patiently, but this was the third time Wang Run had persuaded him, and he was actually extremely impatient.
"Ms. Wang, it's not that I refuse to help you, it's just that there's no way in the world to read a book like this. I have to look at a comparative dictionary and explain it word by word. There's no way in the world to read a book like this! Yunfeng said with aggrieved expression.
"What the fuck! You dare to show off with me when you eat me, live in me!" Wang Han on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and grabbed Yunfeng's ear directly and said, "Don't you read it? I, a bastard, can finish this book." , why can’t you?”
"Let me see! Let me see!" Yunfeng's face turned purple when he was grabbed, and he continued to look helplessly.
Next came Wang Han's various performances. After pulling his ears to no avail, Wang Han resorted to more than a dozen different methods, and finally took out several bottles of lubricating oil and a bunch of large walnuts. Yun Feng was shocked when the necklace came out. He obediently read the entire Romance of the Three Kingdoms bit by bit under Wang Han's pressure.
This scene shocked Wang Run, and she realized that her brother actually had such abilities. ŴŴŴ.
"How is it? Can you feel Zhao Yun's artistic conception and mood when he entered and exited Changbanpo seven times?" Wang Han asked, waving a walnut necklace.
"Probably a little bit..." Yunfeng said with a sad face, and then he was asked by Wang Han to sing. As a result, the feeling was even more wrong than when he first heard it.
So Wang Han concluded that Yunfeng was not good enough and did not understand the emotions deeply enough, so under his pressure, Yunfeng had to read it a second time. Fortunately, this time there was no need to refer to the dictionary, so the progress Great improvement.
Not to mention how Wang Han was torturing Yunfeng at this time, on the other side, a new round of voting activities started in the group, that is, how Zhuge Liang should get all 100,000 arrows.
After finishing the plot of the Heroes Meeting and Chiang Kai-shek, the next one is naturally the plot of borrowing arrows from a straw boat, and the garbage author is very active. He just finished writing Zhuge Liang's military order, and the rest of the content will naturally be read tomorrow.
Naturally, the group became lively again, and everyone began to think about how to make 100,000 arrows in three days.
Then a group of sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks in the group began to express their opinions and thoughts.
"Holy crap, when I see this Zhou Yu talking, it's like I'm seeing my Party A!"
"Damn it, you didn't tell me that I haven't felt it yet. When you said it, you were really my client. You wanted me to finish 100 pictures in one day. You said the situation was urgent and you asked me to think of a solution. Damn, If I could figure out a way to solve this problem, I wouldn’t be here drawing pictures for you.”
"Okay, everyone, stop complaining. Let's help Zhuge Liang think about how to make 100,000 arrows in three days!"
"I have a way, it's very simple, that is to use more manpower. Didn't Zhuge Liang have a good relationship with Lu Su? He asked Lu Su to borrow 10,000 people, and each person could make five arrows a day. In three days, he could make ten Fifty thousand arrows, easily."
"Bullshit, this is clearly stated to order the craftsmen to delay. How can we get 100,000 artificial arrows? This is impossible. According to my idea, it is better to buy them than to make them. I directly contact the nearby businessmen secretly and buy them from them. Buy 100,000 arrows.”
"What's the difference between your statement and the one I made up? Not to mention any businessman with extraordinary powers who can get 100,000 arrows in three days. They have to be shipped directly, and the express delivery is not that fast!"
"Even if it can be obtained, the military camp belongs to Zhou Yu, and all the soldiers around it also belong to Zhou Yu. As long as they refuse to let your merchants in, or say that it is illegal for you to spend money to buy arrows, you will naturally lose. "
"Well, since the rubbish author wrote this, the method used must not be normal. There must be some trick here. Maybe it was stealing. He stole 100,000 arrows directly from the arsenal and used Zhou Yu's own arrows. Come on a mission and make Zhou Yu angry to death."
"Nonsense, as long as Zhou Yu finds out, it will be a ready reason to kill Zhuge Liang."
"No, since this arrow was stolen from Zhou Yu's arsenal, Zhou Yu also has the responsibility of guarding the enemy. He doesn't dare to let it out casually."
"Haha, please think about it with your head. Your boss's company property has been stolen. Will he blame himself for being a poor guard, or will he blame you for not working overtime at night and staying in the company to look after the house?"
"It hurts my heart!"
"Okay, you are going too far again. We are here to discuss how to get these 100,000 arrows."
"It's simple. You only need to build a waterwheel, use the waterwheel as power, and build an assembly line. You can make 100,000 arrows in three days."
This answer was ignored, and a few hours later, the reader came back with a series of thick drawings and pictures.
"Look, this is the waterwheel power production line that I just spent time designing."
"First of all, using waterwheels as power, the military camp is on the edge of the Yangtze River, so there must be no shortage of water!"
"Then with the power of the waterwheel, this cutting production line can be driven. This is the design drawing and schematic diagram of the entire production line. The entire production line is made of pure wood and pure iron structure. There is no technology beyond this era. I have calculated As long as three medium-sized waterwheels are built, this cutting production line can be fully driven."
"Then there is the arrow production line. This is the most troublesome and time-consuming part of the entire construction production process. The difficulty in producing arrows mainly lies in how to make them sharp. Here, I designed this honeycomb boiler, which can The temperature of the entire iron furnace is increased by another 500 degrees, which is enough to completely melt the iron ore."
"After that, using this three-ton hydraulic press and the corresponding mold, you can directly stamp with water pressure, and you can press out an arrow in one second. It only takes about 30 craftsmen to create 10 pieces in one day. Thousands of arrows came out.”
"Not to mention goose feathers, the plucking speed is actually very fast, and there are more than 200 feathers on a goose, so just killing 1,000 geese is enough."
"But how to firmly attach the goose feathers to the arrow tail is a problem. I designed a glue for the Prime Minister here. It only requires rice, donkey skin, and some fibers. It is characterized by very strong and rapid molding. It can be made in ten minutes. It solidifies and is very easy to use to stick goose feathers to sticks.”
"With my mature production line, 50 craftsmen and enough materials, I can produce 100,000 arrows in three days."
When the big boss threw hundreds of MB of various technical information into the group file, although everyone knew that these methods were nonsense, they still showed their knee to the big boss.
Finally, when everyone saw that Xiuyan was online, they stopped him and asked him how to solve this problem.
As a result, Xiuyan first replied with a string of "...", and then gave a face-palming expression and said, "Don't ask me, I have a lot of free time today. I discussed it with several colleagues in the office all afternoon, and I was stunned. There is no way out.”
"Almost all the colleagues in our office can't sleep now, just waiting for the author's update. My planning colleagues have already agreed that if the author can give them an answer that convinces them, they will collectively become rubbish authors. A die-hard fan, even if you don’t sleep, you will stay up late to finish reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.”
"But if the author can't give them an answer that satisfies them, they will arrange the author to the most dangerous world to make the author understand the price of offending the planner!"
"It's over, the author is dead!" There was a continuous wailing in the group, as if the garbage author was already dead.
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