"Sister, I really don't know that rubbish... No, it's the poet and author. In which city is he located? I asked several friends to help me find out!" After finishing chatting with Free Wind, Guan Zhidao saw it. Wang Run, her sister behind her, was immediately frightened and said quickly.
"I'm not here to ask you this question. It was you who revealed the story of "Guan Cang Hai" from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!" Wang Run's face was extremely cold at this time, and his brother Wang Han's pores stood up. Years of life experience told him that this was a sign that his sister's temper was about to explode and he was about to suffer inhumane abuse.
"It's not me, it's really not me. Why do you say it was me who exposed it!" Wang Han said hurriedly.
"Haha! That's why I say Wang Han, our Wang family will definitely die in the hands of a fool like you in the future." Wang Run sneered and said, "Since you have reapplied for an OO number, you have also taken the name of Guan Mental Retard and rejoined the group. .Then why don’t you create a new forum account with this new OO account, and use my Yuheyu account to speak in the forum?”
"You don't know. I just need to check the speech records of this account in the forum and I will know that you are the first account to expose the identity of Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the forum!"
"..." Wang Han's face suddenly turned as pale as pig liver, and the next second he knelt down, hugging his sister's thigh and crying, "Sister, please forgive me, I won't dare to do it again next time!"
"Show me your painful thorns!" Wang Run said through gritted teeth. Wang Han's face changed drastically and he cried even harder.
"Hurry up, or I will let my mother reflect her green bamboo shoot pain stick!" Wang Run said, Wang Han's expression became cold again, and he could only reflect a stick made entirely of thorns. He came out and handed it to his sister tremblingly.
Since this painful whip of thorns is reflected by Wang Han, it is obviously the weapon in Wang Han's novel.
It's just that this weapon was not designed by Wang Han himself, but by his sister Wang Run. It is set to be a weapon made of the sacred thorn vine with grooved thorns. When it hits someone, it can bring the same effects as thorns. It hurts, but because it is made of the Holy Thorn Vine, it does not cause any actual harm to the human body.
In other words, this is a whip that can cause severe pain, but will not leave any traces on the surface of the body or cause any actual damage.
Well, this weapon was obviously designed specifically to teach Wang Han a lesson. After all, we are all brothers and sisters. The blood and red blood from the beating will not look good, so it is better not to get hurt.
As for Wang Han, the younger brother, why he personally designed a weapon specifically for his sister to educate himself? Firstly, it was because his sister always accumulated prestige, and the most important thing was that his mother had a green bamboo shoot pain stick in her hand.
As you can tell from the name, this is the same as the thorn whip. It is an educational tool used by the relatives who love him most to shape his character. It was designed by the mother of the contracted author in the novel. Mother is this person. The creator of amazing inventions.
It's just that Mother's version is version 1.0 and she doesn't have enough experience. The pain stick she designed only considers the issue of leaving no internal injuries, but does not consider whether it will leave scars on the surface of the body.
Every time Wang Han was educated, he basically had to wear long clothes and long pants for more than a week. He did not dare to go out to pick up girls, otherwise it would be embarrassing to have the scars on his body seen.
The thorn pain whip is naturally version 2.0. The design is very comprehensive and complete. Apart from the pain when being beaten, after the beating, it is basically like a normal person. So instead of being educated by the pain stick of version 1.0, it is better to handle it yourself. The pain whip of version 2.0 is reflected.
This is the choice of the wise!
That night, bursts of screams resounded in the home of the dignified Minister of the Interior of the World Government, but the people in the home, including the Minister of the Interior himself, showed no reaction at all.
After all, they have experienced this kind of thing too much and are used to it. Anyway, it is impossible for the sister to beat the brother to death, so let her do it, and save yourself the trouble of educating that unscrupulous man!
Not to mention that Wang Han was beaten up by his sister, Nie Feng on the other side, also known as the wind of freedom, also had trouble sleeping all night. He was so troubled by Xu Shu's plot that he couldn't sleep all night, and he stayed up late reading novels last night. , that’s two nights without sleep.
Fortunately, there were no classes today. Nie Feng tried to sleep for a while, but still couldn't fall asleep. Moreover, in the forum, people kept sending him private messages, asking if they had figured out the specific address of the author. After all, the entire group has been blocked and no new people are allowed to join. Apart from the free wind, they have nothing else. There is a way to find the author's address.
Free Fengdu used his own efforts to reply to the past, and since he couldn't sleep, he kept scrolling through the group chat, watching the people in it to see what Zhuge Liang's abilities were, and whether he was a trash, a waste, or a replacement for Xu Shu. They argue endlessly over the product.
It wasn't until two o'clock in the afternoon that the new update arrived as scheduled, and the free wind instantly opened the novel and started reading it eagerly.
Finally, this time the rubbish author did not disappoint everyone's expectations, let alone make Uncle Liu Huang look around the thatched cottage. This time Uncle Liu Huang finally met Zhuge Liang smoothly.
It's just that junk authors are still very good at creating poisonous points that make their readers extremely unhappy. Zhuge Liang first slept in the house in broad daylight, leaving Uncle Liu Huang to wait outside for a long time and an hour before he woke up.
According to the latest 38th edition of the Comparative Dictionary of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, hour is the time tool in the world of the Three Kingdoms. There are 12 hours in a day, and there are different names in front of each hour, namely: Zi, Chou,? , Mao,? ,? ,noon,? ,state,? The reason why there are question marks in the twelve names of , Xin and Hai is that the names of these five hours have not appeared in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms so far, so they can only be represented by question marks in the dictionary.
In addition, a day in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is roughly equivalent to a day in the real world, so one hour should be equivalent to two hours.
Although there is no direct explanation for half a while in the dictionary, there is an explanation for noon.
The dictionary says that the daytime in the Three Kingdoms world is divided into three different stages, namely morning and afternoon, noon, and afternoon. Noon should correspond to noon, which is the two hours between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m., half an hour. It should only take an hour.
This means that Liu Bei stood outside the door for three hours before Zhuge Liang finally got up.
This is the true benevolence and righteousness of our uncle Liu Huang. Otherwise, if it were Prime Minister Cao, he would probably kill Zhuge Liang directly.
What's even more irritating is that Zhuge Liang didn't see our poor Uncle Liu immediately after he woke up. He also lied in bed and recited poems, saying "Who wakes up first from the big dream? I know this in my life. I have had enough sleep in the spring in the thatched cottage. "The sun outside the window is too late", the people watching can't wait to tell this Zhuge Liang that he is so late, so late.
Well, because there is a clear explanation of Ling Chi in the dictionary, anyone who is a reader of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms should know what a terrifying method of execution Ling Chi is.
"This Zhuge Liang likes to sleep so much, let him sleep to death from now on!" Some readers saw this and complained directly in the group.
"Hey, there is no such thing as sleeping to death for him. I think we should let him not sleep in the future and let him work for Uncle Liu for the rest of his life. Uncle Liu has been standing outside the door for three hours, so let him work for Uncle Liu for thirty It takes years to die to enjoy it, hahahaha!" a reader said cheerfully.
But I don't know
In the twelfth year of Jian'an (AD 207), Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times.
In the twelfth year of Jianxing (AD 234), Zhuge Liang died of illness in Wuzhangyuan.
