The author is so slutty that it broke my waist
This is probably a psychological portrayal of the emperor's uncle's party at this time.
How in the world could such a thing happen? In just a few chapters, Xu Shu is really gone!
The entire group of emperor's uncles fell silent at this moment. Everyone seemed to have turned into a babble monster, and they would only make some unintelligible babble in the group. Many people were obviously abnormal.
The Emperor's Uncle Party, who were jumping around crazily in the group and riding on others' heads, seemed to have disappeared at this moment, and no trace could be found.
On the contrary, the Prime Minister's party instantly became ecstatic. They fully felt the beauty and happiness of life, and immediately sang and danced in the group, shouting that the Prime Minister was wise, praising the Prime Minister as worthy of being the top traitor of the Han Dynasty. By snatching Liu Bei's mastermind to his side, the prime minister not only attacked Liu Bei, but also got himself a top counselor.
Of course, although Xu Shu had stated in front of Liu Bei that he would never give Cao Cao any advice in this life, the prime minister's party naturally ignored this sentence. In their view, since Xu Shu had already entered Cao Ying, with Prime Minister Cao's traitorous character, would definitely try his best to get Xu Shu to speak. How could he ask Xu Shu's mother to write a letter?
As for whether Prime Minister Cao's actions were contrary to natural principles and ethics, the Prime Minister's party naturally ignored it. Didn't you see that we ourselves called the Prime Minister a traitor?
Since he is a traitor, isn't it natural to use conspiracy and tricks?
At the same time, the Wuyuwen Cangtian who made the divine prediction at the critical moment suddenly became the hero of the Prime Minister's Party and a veritable prophet. From now on, he can just make predictions for the big-eared thief on the opposite side. After all, this kind of guy can predict everything with one word. , those are all strategic talents!
Faced with the Prime Minister's Party's attitude and ridicule, the Emperor's Uncle Party's defenses were suddenly broken even more violently, and they could not even cry.
How happy they had been a few minutes ago, they were so desperate now.
And this feeling is not only on the Internet, but also directly spreads to real life.
For example, Xiuyan, the mainstay of the Emperor's Uncle Party, is actually a secretary of the World Government. After reading the latest chapter, this secretary who was shrewd and capable in the past and has been highly recognized by several leaders, in the latest document submitted There were three typos in the information, which made his boss call him over and ask him if something happened at home and if he wanted to take a break.
Another example is Yi Tianan, who is also a member of the imperial uncle party. However, during dinner that night, when Yi Tianxing was bragging to his two brothers about how gentle and considerate his girlfriend was, Yi Tianan suddenly pointed at Yi Tianxing's hand. He scolded Yi Tianxing angrily because a woman actually reduced her daily two-hour update of three thousand words to two daily updates of 2,000 words just to have extra time to chat with that woman on the Internet. He wants to destroy his life!
Yi Tianan scolded him angrily for a full 20 minutes, and the total time Yi Tianxing was scolded by several brothers and sisters in his life was probably less than 20 minutes. He immediately scolded the unlucky child to tears, and then Yi Tianan and Seeing my brother leaving, I couldn't help but cry.
But the most unlucky ones were actually the students of the Jingqing City Liberal Arts College. They were attending classes at school honestly that day, and when they were looking forward to having their own time to play at TRUMPF after class, they suddenly received a call from the dean’s office. notify.
The dean directly announced that a surprise inspection would be conducted on all students' works to see if they had updated seriously recently and whether the quality of the novels they wrote had declined.
That is, everyone, including the teacher, must stay in the classroom, and then check each student one by one.
This is not an ordinary inspection, but one must read all the recently updated chapters very carefully. Even if there are only more than 20 students in a class in the liberal arts college, they cannot withstand such an inspection.
Anyway, when all the classes were finally inspected, it was almost early in the morning. Just when all the teachers and students thought they could go home and take a nap, new instructions came from the dean's office.
Ask all the students if they recognize their mother's handwriting, and they will be checked on this point tomorrow. If they don't recognize the mother's handwriting, it is a great act of unfilial piety, and they will be punished by updating ten chapters every day for a week.
Good guy, the entire Jingqing City Liberal Arts Academy was suddenly in mourning.
Of course, the biggest emotional outburst happens within the group.
When the Emperor's Party reacted, they did not continue to quarrel with the Prime Minister's Party, but began to denounce the trash author.
Although they are generally old readers who have been reading for more than 10 years, they have long been tired of the kind of monsters in three chapters, picking up equipment and upgrading in chapter ten, killing a villain in chapter fifty, and replacing it in chapter one hundred. The most beautiful girlfriend in the world who will remain loyal until death. The map will be updated in about 500 chapters.
However, even these old readers can't stand this kind of cunning operation that just made the readers happy for three chapters, and then in the next three chapters, they directly let the readers spit out the things they had enjoyed before with profit.
So naturally, these angry readers began to question whether the garbage author could write novels, and also suspected whether the garbage author was playing with them like toys, maliciously using such means to tease their poor and weak hearts. .
Even Teacher Luo couldn't stand it any longer, so he directly asked him in a private message if he felt that he, as a teacher, had taken too long, and wanted to make him angry to death in advance or something.
What else could Liu Xu say about this? He only told his teacher, "This matter was done by Luo Guanzhong and has nothing to do with me!"
"Isn't Luo Guanzhong your nickname?" Teacher Luo rolled his eyes.
"Ahem, it's me, my name is Liu Xu, my surname is Liu, and Luo Guanzhong's surname is Luo, how could it be me? Teacher, your surname is Luo, so you should take the blame!" Liu Xu joked.
"Well, you, an unfilial disciple, chose this online name, so you are waiting for me here!" Teacher Luo was furious. After scolding him, he still said helplessly, "Liu Xu, you really shouldn't write like this. , you will make all your readers angry and run away, I have just seen two or three readers quit the group!"
"Teacher, don't worry, it won't be more than six chapters, and I will make everyone happy!" What else could Liu Xu say, he could only promise like this.
But what Liu Xu didn't know was that before the plot of his follow-up Shuangwen was updated, at the mayor's house in Wenqu City, a young man angrily threw his cell phone to the ground.
"Ah, my Xu Shu, give me my Xu Shu!" The young man lay on the bed and howled several times in pain. When he got up again, his face was full of murderous intent.
He also sat in front of the computer, logged into his OO, entered a group of students from the liberal arts college, and typed directly, "Brothers, I have found the source of "Guan Cang Hai"!"
"Fake at first glance"
"Pull it down, I've seen more than a dozen sources in the past few days, and none of them are true!"
"Brother, you are from Wenqu City, please tell me your address and I will verify it!"
"I never lie!" The boy typed quickly, "I will show you the screenshot and you will believe it!"
Then the boy quickly opened his phone and found the content of "Guan Cang Hai" inside, and then posted the screenshot to the group, along with the update time of this chapter.
Although some group members suspected that this picture might have been photoshopped at first, when other group members took out their mobile phones and followed the prompts along the way, they really found the original text of Guan Canghai, and the update time was much longer than the time of the outbreak. After about five days of advance, everything was finally solved, and the anger belonging to the people of Wenqu City was finally about to burst out at this moment.
At this time, our Liu Xu children's shoes have no idea what is about to happen, and are just catching up on their sleep!
