"Small, don't think I won't recognize you if you use a voice changer!" After reading this poem, Liu Xu complained in his heart with pride.
I believe everyone can see that the poem Liu Xu chose is as embarrassing as it is, and it doesn't fit the scene as much as it wants.
There is a beautiful woman who likes a poem about looking at the sea. As a result, you think Li Bai is about to go on a boat and say that the donkey's head is wrong and the horse's mouth is wrong.
Of course there was a reason for Liu Xu's choice, because even though Yu Yuyu had just joined the group a few days ago, his fighting power in the group was quite strong. Especially with the rebellion going on these days, this guy is flying straight into the sky.
Other readers are also criticizing the plot, only targeting the book and not the people, but this one is better, is it only targeting the people and not the book, and is it all kinds of yin and yang that targets Liu Xu himself?
Although Liu Xu would not be mad to death by this guy, it was only natural to write Yu Yuyu's name in his notebook.
And he especially likes to brag when chatting. He often says that I met a beautiful woman yesterday, and I will have sex with another beautiful woman tomorrow. There are more than a dozen beautiful women who want to support me, and occasionally he will post about different beauties. The photos taken with my mobile phone are simply unsightly.
Well, Liu Xu is definitely not envious, but just criticizing this unhealthy lifestyle.
But now, this guy actually turned on a voice changer and came out to chat. He also said what poems he liked and asked Liu Xu to write a poem for him. Liu Xu was almost disgusted to death.
So Wang Lun blurted out this song. This is to remind the other party, don't think that I don't know that you are a man.
In addition, there is also a way of sending poems with a donkey's head and a horse's mouth to tell the other party that you are a guy with a donkey's head and a horse's mouth.
As for whether this would offend Yu Heyu, Liu Xu said it didn't matter at all. This kind of uncultivated guy who always spits out sweet things could be a big shot.
Liu Xu originally thought that after reading this poem of his, Yu and Yu on the other side would be so angry that they would vomit lotus flowers on the wheat, but what he didn't expect was that the other party just said thank you and went off the wheat directly. This made Liu Xu feel a little uncomfortable.
And no one in the entire group seemed to feel that there was anything wrong with this poem.
However, Liu Xu himself quickly gave up on these things and began to cheer up and answer other readers' questions.
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"Sister, can you please return the computer to me!" In an extremely luxuriously decorated room, she was wearing the world's most luxurious clothing: a pure wool sweater, and she was also covered in various gold or diamonds. The man wearing jewelry looked at his sister sitting in front of his computer with a painful look on his face and said.
Compared with this younger brother who is full of nouveau riche vibes, my sister's temperament is completely different.
Wearing a long aqua dress, there was just a touch of light makeup between her eyebrows. She was obviously extremely beautiful, but there seemed to always be a trace of sadness hanging between her eyebrows.
"I've taken back this account!" My sister checked it out with bare hands and actually started to change the account password.
"Why!" The younger brother became anxious instantly. "Sister, this is my account, why did it become yours?"
"You have forgotten that your parents were afraid that you would say wrong things online and affect their career, so they banned you from using all social software and locked your personal identity information. After all, their biggest political opponent back then was because of their son. I showed off all the luxury goods at home online, and then completely lost all political prospects. Now I am just responsible for agricultural work in a city. There is a huge gap between me and our parents."
"So you asked me to lend you an account, so I gave you the account registered with my identity information. I still got the name Yu Heyu. I didn't expect that after several years, you didn't change it!" Sister! He frowned slightly.
"Sister, doesn't this mean that I respect you!" The younger brother said with a flattering smile.
"No, I think you first think that the name Yu Heyu is quite poetic and very suitable for picking up those little girls. Second, it's because you are too lazy to even think of a new name, right?"
"Sister, in your eyes, am I such a useless brother?" The younger brother roared sadly and angrily.
"Yes!" My sister said expressionlessly.
"But sister, I have been using this account for five or six years. So many of my friends are on this account. If you take it away now, wouldn't I instantly become a loner?" the younger brother said desperately.
"It's good to be a loner!" Unexpectedly, my sister nodded and said, "The general election will be in a few months. Whether dad can take a step further and sit on that throne depends on what happens in these few months."
"At this time, our opponents will definitely keep a close eye on us. Once they find any stain on us, they will bite like a mad dog and not let go. This will completely ruin Dad's reputation and destroy him for dozens of years. Years of hard work were wasted.”
"No one in our family has any problems. You are the only one who is a nuisance. It is a good thing to take away your OO account now, so that you will lose many opportunities to do bad things."
"Actually, this is quite minor. You don't want to force me to confine you at home these few months, do you?"
"Sister, I gave this account back to you. It was originally yours!" the younger brother said quickly. The elder sister nodded and then left the younger brother's room, leaving the younger brother there alone and grinning.
As soon as she returned to her room, her sister immediately took out her mobile phone, logged into the OO account of Yu Heyu whose password had been changed just now, and then re-entered the group voice chat room, listening to King Yuanshi using his calm voice. , with a bit of cuteness and a boyish air in the simplicity, which made me feel a little numb when I listened to it, answering questions from readers from all walks of life.
But what was thinking most in her mind at this time was the sentence "Not as good as Wang Lun's sending me love."
"It turns out that poetry can be written like this, and such a beautiful artistic conception can be written in such concise sentences. In just a dozen words, I seem to have seen the affectionate Li Bai!" My sister covered her heart, Keep it from jumping out.
"This is real poetry. Compared with his poems, all the poets in the past 300 years seem so insignificant. Oh my God, why would there be someone in the world with such talent and touching the heart? "
"The sun and the moon are as if they come out of it, and the stars are brilliant as if they come out of it."
"Oh my god, how can there be such a beautiful sentence in the world? In just 12 words, I feel like I have seen the sun, moon and starry sky, and the little stars are surrounding me!"
"But this poem is not about the starry sky, but about the sea. It is as if the starry sky comes out of the sea. What a courage and talent!"
My sister looked at the scenery outside the window crazily, and remembered this poem she accidentally saw in the novel on her brother's mobile phone, and then she was completely conquered by this song "Guan Canghai".
I bit the bullet, consulted the dictionary, and read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms until now, and then further indulged in the magical world of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I also knew that this was a poem in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, set by the author. Yuefu Poetry.
According to the explanation in the dictionary, Yuefu is an institution in the world that is responsible for collecting music and poetry, etc., and those that can be titled Yuefu poems are the top poems in the world.
After reading the poem Guancanghai, she discovered that the Yuefu poems were not the top poetry works in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Even in today's era, 300 years ago, there were no such poems as the Yuefu poems. , this is the well-deserved first poem in the world.
That's why my sister couldn't help but ask the author to send her another poem. She wanted to know whether this poem was a whim of the Yuanshi King and could not last long.
Or is it that he really has such an amazing talent and is able to continuously compose such beautiful poems? Then she heard about Wang Lun.
One thing I have to say is that when I heard this poem for the first time, my sister's first feeling was a bit disappointing, because the format was different from the previous Guan Canghai poem. It was not four words per sentence, but seven words per sentence.
But when she recited this poem repeatedly, she felt a picture emerge from the bottom of her heart and flash before her eyes.
A handsome young man dressed in white stood on the boat, looking at the waterside infatuatedly.
An infatuated girl in Tsing Yi leaned on the pier, looking at her beloved with tears on her face. While shedding tears, she sang loudly as she sent her beloved away.
Even though the water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, how can it compare to the unforgettable love between young boys and girls?
"The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun's love for me."
"Damn it!" My sister covered her red face, and then this teacher, who was known as the goddess of poetry in the liberal arts college, got into the bed shyly, and whispered in her heart, "Damn it, how did he know about me? What about Wang Run?"
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