"Isn't it just reading? How exaggerated can a book be? As long as I finish reading it, this super genius will be mine, and I will make a profit without losing money!" After hanging up the call, Li Xinyu, the dean of Jingqing City Liberal Arts Academy, was very excited. Said to himself.
From his point of view, there is no possibility of failure in this transaction. As long as he finishes reading the novel, he firmly says that the other party's ability is not up to standard and must be cultivated by himself. Then we can snatch this little guy full of potential away from that old bastard. It shouldn't be too simple.
Thinking of this, the dean felt very good. He even had a few extra bites of food in the evening, and then cut off all external communications. After all, in just a few hours, there were already countless people in the world. I came to call him, trying to find out the specific identity of the little guy who broke the world record.
After all, this guy's identity can be hidden from anyone, but it is absolutely impossible to hide it from the dean of Jingqing City Liberal Arts Academy.
So the dean simply refused all contact, so that he could stop other people's thoughts and read novels with peace of mind.
"How good can "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" be? I don't believe that it can make an old venomous person like me so mesmerized by watching it!" Li Xinyu chuckled, then entered the liberal arts college and found "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" , saw the opening words of the first chapter.
[Speaking of the general trend of the world, if we divide for a long time, we will unite, and if we unite for a long time, we will divide. The seven kingdoms fought over the weekend and merged with Qin. After the fall of Qin, Chu and Han fought separately and merged with Han. The Han Dynasty revolted after Emperor Gaozu killed the White Snake and unified the world. Later, it was revived by Guangwu and spread to Emperor Xian, and it was divided into three kingdoms. 】
"What the hell!" Li Xinyu, who was very young, blew up his beard in one breath. "It is unreasonable to merge into Qin on weekends. Are you not going to let people rest?"
"What the hell is this? The first sentence is so confusing without any explanation. Do you think readers with an IQ of 250 can understand this kind of nonsense?"
"This is a student taught by some bastard. If he were my student, I would have to beat his ass to pieces. Can't he speak human words?" Li Xinyu's family members heard the rumblings coming from their old man's study. There were bursts of angry voices, and everyone looked at each other, not knowing why.
Wasn't this old man quite happy when he just had dinner? He said that he had a great talent in his family and that Jingqing City was about to become famous all over the world. Why did he just start cursing her now?
This scolding lasted for about half an hour. At this time, Li Xinyu didn't even finish reading Chapter 1, so he smashed his phone in anger and started to give instructions from the air, as if Liu Xu was a bastard. It's like the students are right across from you.
After talking for a few minutes, Li Xinyu realized that he seemed to be wasting time, so he picked up his cell phone again, angrily dialed the woodcutter's number, and asked in a straight voice, "Are you kid?" Are you kidding me? What Liu Xu wrote is not the Romance of the Three Kingdoms at all, you deliberately tortured me with such a rubbish novel!"
"You bastard..."
The curator waited for more than 10 minutes for Li Xinyu to spit out the fragrance. After he couldn't think of any curse words for a while, he slowly said, "Which novel is Liu Xu writing? You went to the Academy of Arts yourself." A backend check will reveal everything, can I deceive you?"
"As for whether this novel is trash or not, you don't have to say it, and I don't have to say it. It's the readers who have it, and the impression they have on this book after reading it. What you're yelling about here now, it's simply Shameful."
"You..." Li Xinyu was so angry that his nose was filled with smoke, but he had to admit that what the other party said was right, but he still said unwillingly, "How could it be that Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Everything in Chapter 1 at the beginning It’s a vocabulary that I can’t understand. There are 3,000 words in this chapter, and at least 500 of them are incomprehensible. I only read one paragraph, and I felt dizzy, and my head was about to become dementia. Such a novel, No normal person would take a second look at it."
"This Liu Xu feels like he comes from another world, and he lives in a world that only belongs to him. What he writes is his own thing. How can such a person write good novels! "The dean said angrily.
"It's normal. I had the same reaction when I read it for the first time!" The curator nodded. "At that time, I only read the first two chapters and threw the phone aside. I had a headache and couldn't read anything else for an hour or two. It just feels like I have encountered the most rubbish novel in the world."
"But the amazing thing is that when it was late at night, I couldn't help but recall the content in those two chapters. The more I thought about it, the more interesting it became, and the more I thought about it, the more I couldn't help but want to read it again, so I picked up the phone again."
"At that time, I didn't know that Liu Xu would be my assistant, because he had only written less than 10 chapters in total. I was considered the first batch of readers of this novel. Don't you think it's amazing!" the curator said cheerfully. said.
"Is it really that magical?" The dean hesitated for a while, and then hung up the phone. After his head calmed down, he began to review the plot of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that he had seen, and suddenly he felt a very special feeling. A magical feeling emerged.
Take the first sentence of the opening chapter as an example. After reading the first chapter, go back and think about this first sentence.
Although Zhou, Qin, Chu, Han, etc. still don’t quite understand the specific meaning, they probably know that they are the names of gods or countries.
As for merging with Qin, I also understand that it does not mean joining, but joining a country together.
"I'm such a genius!" Li Xinyu, who was almost 60 years old, suddenly felt very good when he found out that he had figured out such a difficult sentence. Then his family suddenly discovered with horror that his master actually started laughing in the room. stand up.
"Then continue reading for a while!" Li Xinyu, who was in a better mood, suddenly felt that he was okay again, so he picked up the phone in his hand for the second time. However, after reading the third chapter, Li Xinyu dropped the phone again.
And this time it was a bit cruel. The phone was smashed and became unusable.
"Buy me another mobile phone!" A few minutes later, the family received Li Xinyu's order, so they rushed to the street to buy a mobile phone and gave it to the dean.
The first thing the dean did when he put the mobile phone card back was to call the director of the library, Woodcutter, and then asked like crazy, "Woodcutter, go ask your students, they are all like this." It's been a long time, why do you still play this kind of mysterious trick? Why can't you explain the meaning of each word to me clearly? Do you know how tortured this is? 101 readers will be attracted by him. Tortured away."
"Where did 101 come from?" The curator was stunned for a moment.
"The child in your mother's belly was also tortured away!" Li Xinyu said angrily. After hearing this, the curator suddenly changed his color and started arguing with Li Xinyu directly on the phone.
After arguing for about half an hour, the curator sighed and said, "Are you feeling better?"
"much better!"
"Do you still watch Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"
"I won't read it, I definitely won't read it. This bastard is not writing novels, he is here to torture people."
"If you don't finish reading it, you won't be able to take this student away."
"No more, what else do I need from such a self-righteous student who lives in his own world?"
"Don't you want him to be your student and then force him to sit next to you and explain every word you don't understand?"
"Ahem, let me look at it again!" Li Xinyu hung up the phone after saying that. In order to let Liu Xu kneel next to him and explain the words to him, the dean looked at it carefully again.
An hour later, there was another violent sound of throwing things, and then Li Xinyu’s family had no choice but to run out and buy him a mobile phone.
"You go find that Liu Xu and ask him to write an annotation as soon as possible. This novel is going to drive me crazy. Doesn't he know that an old man like me has solidified his thoughts and is a complete old stubborn and cannot accept it at all? Can’t you get so much fresh information?” On the phone, the dean said almost pleadingly.
"No!" The woodcutter spread his hands and said, "Otherwise, forget it, just stop reading."
"No!" Li Xinyu refused without thinking. "I haven't seen Liu Bei become emperor yet, but I just don't understand what the Shi Changshi is, and I can't explain it in context."
"But I have a feeling that there must be a very interesting story and setting for this Shichangshi!"
"Seriously, Liu Xu must write an annotation. I do this for his own good. Otherwise, his novels will never be widely disseminated in his lifetime! At most, it will just torture an old man like me."
"Hey!" The curator sighed, "Li Xinyu, Li Xinyu, you are really a stubborn old man. Have you not seen the comment section of this novel or the top comments there after reading it for several hours?" "
"Ah... let me take a look... there is actually a comparative dictionary, the 24th edition, with 3654 words!!!" Seeing this, the dean hung up the phone directly.
Why make phone calls when you have a comparative dictionary? Just go read a book!
