"Please, another compulsory reading masterpiece for the literary test! I don't want these bloody rubbish!" Hu Tao had a painful expression on his face when he saw the message from the Wenku APP on his mobile phone.
For Hu Tao, or for most of the human beings in this world, the most painful moment when reading novels is to receive recommendations for literary works, and then be forced to read novels by these newcomers based on this recommendation. .
Under normal circumstances, when Wenku recommends books to you, you can take a look at the introduction and ignore them, or even simply reject all recommendations and go directly to the bookshelf to read previously collected novels.
But the literary test recommendation is completely different. First of all, this recommendation is mandatory and pops up directly. It is impossible not to see this recommendation. It's just a recommendation. At the same time, the system also requires all recommended people to read this novel. After this novel is updated every day, they must read it as soon as possible, otherwise they will not be able to read other novels.
The most important law in the world is that everyone must read two hours of novels every day. If you are unable to complete this task, you will be punished with a whip. The punishment is as many whips as the number of days you have not read.
There is no way, who makes the safety of the entire world based on the power of reading produced by reading novels. If the power of reading produced by the world is insufficient, the whole world will be destroyed under the light.
After all, the number of signed authors is getting smaller and smaller. For the sake of world peace, everyone must read novels.
Therefore, this law is unanimously recognized by all human beings... Those who do not recognize it are directly whipped to death.
If you don’t finish reading the mandatory novels first, you won’t be able to complete the two-hour novel reading task a day, and then the police will come to your door and whip you directly. Who can bear this?
Logically speaking, there is no novel to read. Since Wenku recommended it, I just finished reading it.
Everyone thought so at first, but soon everyone discovered that reading these literary test novels was simply the greatest torture.
Because the Wenkao novels are basically from novices writing novels for the first time, and after all, there are many people who have no writing talent at all, so the quality of the Wenkao novels is actually very worrying. Among the 100 Wenkao novels, there is probably only one A novel that can be read with ease.
For readers who read high-quality novels written by contracted writers every day, this kind of literary test novel written by a pure newcomer is definitely the greatest torture in history.
It's like if a person is used to eating Chinese food, but if you ask him to suddenly eat British food, he will collapse immediately.
Some people may refute it, saying that these students who took the literary test have received 10 years of professional novel education, so the novels they write should be quite professional and skillful. How can the quality be so poor?
The problem lies in these professional skills. As we all know, education is actually an assembly line industry, and the education department in this world has long formulated a detailed education syllabus, and also carefully planned the structure of the entire novel. What gold? Three chapters, what kind of climax and hundred chapters, what kind of theme selection, what kind of refreshing arrangements, even the protagonist must be invincible all the way, what NTR plot is never allowed, etc.
And because there has been a great epoch in this world, there is almost no historical knowledge related to the feudal era, so many types of novels have been blocked, so that the popular themes in this world are almost all Western fantasy, science fiction, and urban Something like that.
History and Xianxia are not there at all.
There are also how to set up another world, how to design Goldfinger, how to arrange the plot to make the protagonist show off, etc. This series of writing essentials has long been turned into more than a dozen thick textbooks by the education department, almost All children grew up reading these textbooks, and repeatedly learned these lessons under the teacher's instructions.
In order to improve their grades, some teachers even specially compiled teaching aids such as the Eight Skills for Literary Examinations, a new book on rhythm, and three chapters of slaps in the face and five chapters of climax.
Perhaps these plots and characters were indeed very good designs at the beginning and could indeed catch readers' eyes. However, after the entire novel industry has developed for more than 300 years, those original exquisite designs have now become boring and boring. Extremely cliche.
Reading these novels is like eating white rice without even allowing a stick of pickled mustard. How can this be tolerated by readers who have read the novels for more than ten or even decades?
As time goes by, all the readers get numb when they see the recommendation of literature test novels, but they cannot refuse and can only bite the bullet and read on.
Just like Hu Tao now, after cursing several times, he could only helplessly click on the novel and glance at the title.
"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? What the hell is this title?" Hu Tao was stunned for a moment when he saw the title of the book. The titles of the books on the entire Internet were basically "I Became Invincible by Farming in a Different World" and "I Married After reading such eye-catching titles as "Wives to quintuplets" and "My Mom Chops and Cleaves", such a simple and unpretentious title as "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" really feels a bit fresh and refined, which makes me feel a little more willing. Interested in reading.
Then there is the introduction of this novel: At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in chaos and the heroes were fighting. The three kingdoms of Wei, Shu, and Wu rose up one after another and became a tripartite force until they were unified. They performed a long historical drama in which the long-term division must unite and the long-term uniting must divide.
"This introduction also...?" After seeing the introduction of this novel, Hu Tao didn't know what to say.
Hu Tao still remembers that during his 10 years of studying novels, the teacher spent at least one year talking about how to write an introduction that is enough to attract readers' attention. How come he came to this place and seemed to have completely returned everything he had learned to the teacher? .
"However, this introduction can be regarded as a return to nature, fresh and refined..." It is probably because you have read too many novel introductions and want to pile all the selling points in front of your eyes.
So when he saw such an unpretentious introduction to the novel, Hu Tao's interest actually grew.
But when he saw the word count of this novel, he felt overwhelmed again. This novel currently has 10,000 words.
A normal literary test novel only has about 5,000 words at the beginning. After all, the authors of these novels are only given 5 hours to code, so if you bite the bullet and read it, it can be finished in about 5 minutes.
But now this novel has 10,000 words, so you have to read it for 10 minutes. What kind of torture is this!
Hu Tao lamented in his heart, and then clicked on the first chapter of the novel.
"Speaking of the general trend of the world, if it is divided for a long time, it must be united, and if it is united for a long time, it must be divided. The seven kingdoms fought over the weekend and merged into Qin. After the destruction of Qin, Chu and Han fought against each other and merged into Han. The Han Dynasty rebelled since the Emperor Gaozu killed the White Snake and unified the world. , later Guangwu Zhongxing, passed to Emperor Xian, and was divided into three kingdoms."
"Bah!" After reading only the first paragraph today, Hu Tao threw the phone in his hand on the bed, stared blankly ahead, and murmured to himself, "Although I have already guessed that this novel will be rubbish. , but I didn’t expect that this book would be so rubbish that I couldn’t understand it at all.”
"One week is fine, but why does the Seven Kingdoms have disputes every weekend? Why don't they fight on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays... and Saturdays? Why does it have to be on the weekends? Shouldn't we lie in bed and sleep on the weekends? "
"Why is it necessary to merge with Qin again at the weekend? What the hell does it mean to merge with Qin? Do you want to join Qin together? And then you kill Qin? What kind of hell is this story!" Hu Tao felt My three views are numb.
