"No... no emperor?" I asked in surprise, where was the golden-armored dog emperor? If the Dog Emperor is not here, aren't Song Wanyi, Han Shanshan, and grandma also not here? Zhao Qian and her mother must also have followed the man in black. They decided to go to the right place, but I led a group of people to another area. This time, it was better and I got lost.
"How big are you, Emperor? That was all thousands of years ago. Return to the Emperor. This is an autonomous region. There is no emperor who is not an emperor." Liu Bin chuckled.
"Okay... Look at what the brothers are wearing. It seems that there is no imperial system anymore. Do you know of any place where this ancient imperial system is still implemented? And there are heavenly soldiers and generals and so on?" I asked quickly.
"Heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals...the ancient imperial system? Well...it's not easy to say. The sky is so big. How can there be no birds or things? We are only in an autonomous region. There may be some small places outside that are self-proclaimed kings. Maybe what you are asking is That uncivilized land is also unknown, but it doesn’t matter. I can tell you, within ten thousand miles, there is definitely no such ghost thing as you mentioned... Hey, you are in the lower world, are you still living in the lower world, eating blood and sleeping in animal skins? era?" He Dou laughed like a duck and patted me, who was dumbfounded.
After listening to this, I suddenly felt confused. In other words, I was either in the wrong place, or I was too far away from the emperor. Otherwise, how could there be no news about the Dog Emperor?
Anyway, I have no choice but to follow Yang Zhenglin to Guanzhong City and try my luck again. Maybe there is some old scholar there who can explain to me the truth of this world.
These three people didn't make things difficult for me any more, and they even started chatting with me on the way. They were quite friendly. Because they were all of the same age, they all had the same language. However, these three people were extremely lustful, and a few words were indispensable. There are some naughty jokes, and sometimes there are many things about seizing and humiliating girls in the city, which is extremely disgusting.
And the three of them thought I didn’t know ancient Chinese. Occasionally, he also talked about women from the lower world, such as Zhao Xianguan and Shang Wanqiu, and their words were quite insulting to women.
"One day, the boss wanted to ask you, what is the relationship between the two female monks who went up to the world with you, and you?" When he was about to enter the fog, Yang Zhenglin finally asked me, Shang Wanqiu and Zhao Xianguan.
I smiled awkwardly, and then said: "To be honest with you, boss, the one with white hair is the eldest wife of my family. She is a ghost cultivator. She is more than three hundred years old. She has a violent temper and is extremely vicious. She kills people at will. And she has intermittent amnesia and doesn’t recognize people. Several times when we were there, I almost accidentally killed her. By the way... I heard before that her first two wives died violent deaths. Boss, do you think it’s hard to tell? Is that so?"
"Ah?!" Yang Zhenglin's face suddenly sank, while He Dou and Liu Bin both turned pale. Yang Zhenglin asked unwillingly, "Isn't it right? Is there such a thing? Could you be lying to me?"
"Hey, why did I lie to you? She is a ghost cultivator and is over three hundred years old. How can you expect her to think normally?" I said without any pretense. He Dou's eyes widened and he spoke to Yang Zhenglin in ancient proverbs: " It is said that strange people have different mentality. It is true, boss. This matter needs to be carefully observed. We all have a life, so we must check it. Besides, friends and wives cannot be bullied. Since Xia Yitian has used it, we can't use it. The rest.”
"What do you know? Not to mention that he is not our brother now. The key is his situation. How will the city introduce policies? If we want to kill him, then we can consider how to deal with his two wives!" Liu Bin He immediately retorted, and then said to Yang Zhenglin: "Boss, our eldest wife may be more fierce, but I think the younger wife is as tender as water. We arrested their husband and wife at that time, and they refused to let go. She must be a temperament with hidden attractions, and you want to Yeah, that’s a wife, a wife!”
"You're right, I'll ask again." Yang Zhenglin was all excited, but when he saw me looking at him seriously, he coughed twice, calmed down and said, "One day. Your eldest wife is actually like this Fierce? Then how dare you be like her on weekdays? There is no place to vent this firepower... But looking at your pale face, you are a little short of Qi. It is obvious that the virtual fire is rising, and your voice is deep, it should be that the true Yang is exhausted. It must be excessive indulgence, then... could this anger be all directed at the little wife?"
After listening to Yang Zhenglin's probing, I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the ground. I'm still a virgin. What does it mean to be short of energy? It's because of excessive use of magic power, and my cultivation has dropped like this. Could it be that he still exudes the aura of a domineering king and speaks in a loud voice?
So I rolled my eyes at Yang Zhenglin and said, "Oh, let me tell you the truth. Although my little wife has such a temper, in fact... she has a lot of problems... Don't just look at her appearance, in fact she is a daughter. A man's heart is a perfect complement to each other. Every time I think of this, I feel uncomfortable and suddenly lose interest. Can you understand?"
Yang Zhenglin looked shocked, while He Dou and Liu Bin were also extremely surprised, as if they didn't know what I meant by a daughter's body and a man's heart.
"Could it be that the brother is talking about a fake phoenix?" Yang Zhenglin suddenly asked.
"That's pretty much what it means, but the difference is much bigger." I shrugged, somewhat scornful of this statement.
Yang Zhenglin couldn't think of it, and the other two couldn't even think of it. They all talked about going to some lilies and the like. It can be seen that usually their thoughts are only focused on walking around the lower body.
Seeing that they couldn't guess, I could only say: "A man takes over a woman's house, can you understand this?"
"Ouch! Oh my god! One day, big brother, this... such strong taste!" After figuring out what it means for a man to take over a woman's house, Liu Bin was so stupefied that he almost fell to the ground.
He Dou suddenly swallowed his saliva and took a few steps away from me. His eyes were obviously a little more distant from this 'weird' person like me.
Yang Zhenglin shook his head, patted me on the shoulder, and sighed: "Oh... one day, brother, there are always all kinds of rubbish things in life, just be open to it. Don't think too much, if one day you give the eldest wife sex If you die, the boss will burn incense for you, but if you give in to your little wife, just continue to be with your little wife. We brothers can still get together to drink together occasionally, but if you have a few ideas about brothers, then the brotherhood will be gone. It’s over.”
"Don't worry, boss, I will supervise myself and this will never happen." I said sincerely immediately, smiling secretly.
"Okay, let's not talk about these things. I found that there are still quite a few monks in this group. The boss and I and several brothers don't have spouses yet. Even if the grade is worse than the two of you, it is still acceptable. We will get to know each other by then. , don’t forget to introduce me." Yang Zhenglin said to me as if he understood.
"As for feelings, let them take their own course. A good-looking person may not necessarily be a good match, but a suitable one is the best, right?" I laughed.
"That's it, gold and jade are on the outside, but on the inside, it's just like your two wives, hehe, have you experienced it now?" Liu Bin laughed, then gave He Dou a push and said, "Okay, don't add insult to injury. One day my brother felt so pitiful."
"You three are almost done. The thick fog ahead is caused by the turbulence of time and space. Although it is not a big problem, it will still blow to other places if you are not careful. Be careful not to disperse. Use ropes to pull it up." Yang Zhenglin said. He took out a rope, trapped everyone together, and then walked into the fog.
Sure enough, as Yang Zhenglin said, after we entered the turbulence of time and space, it was as if we had hit a hurricane, and our whole body was almost floating. I could only try my best to follow Yang Zhenglin Fei, while the other two frowned, not looking down upon the turbulent flow of time and space.
About ten minutes later, I felt a lightness all over my body, and I immediately came to the top of a small fruit forest. The trees are quite spaced apart, with only one tree appearing every ten steps away. The fruits planted on them are as big as watermelons, pressing the branches to the ground. I think they look like durians, but I'm not sure.
Outside the orchards there are wheat fields, all golden, and behind the wheat fields is a small county town.
Yang Zhenglin told me that this small county town is Guanzhong City. Looking at the size of the city, I secretly thought that this could also be called a city? However, there are many high-rise buildings in the city, which is very difficult to see at night. There were definitely lights everywhere, and it was quite prosperous. For a moment, I couldn't tell whether I was abroad or already in the upper realm.
"Hehe, it's a blessing that we took you away from the turbulence of time and space. If it were any other monk, I'm afraid you would end up in the wilderness and suffer a lot, but you might not be able to get here in ten and a half months," He Dou said. .
"Oh, then I have to thank the boss and the two brothers for their help." I thanked him quickly, and then asked: "I think Guanzhong City is a bit smaller than the cities in the lower realm, and the population does not seem to be large."
"Yes, the population is not too large, around 200,000, but it is still a big city nearby." Liu Bin told me.
