Both Yu Xiaoxue and Zhao Qian were crying, including my belly, which was crying very loudly. I thought I was going to die soon. I drank a bowl of Fu Shui and now I feel uncomfortable.
I almost crawled to open the door and go out. When I saw the table was full of vegetables, and there was black-bone chicken soup, I took out an empty bowl and ate it without thinking.
When Zhang Xiaofei kicked open the door and barged in, I looked like a farmer who had just returned from work, squatting on the sand in disheveled clothes, holding a chicken leg in my hand and gnawing greedily.
People are like rice and steel. I have to be full before I can do other things, right? I ignored them and decided to eat two bites first before talking.
"You... you tricked your body..." Yu Xiaoxue fainted immediately.
"What kind of trick... corpse?" Zhao Qian rushed up, and when she saw me squatting on the sand, her eyes were dazzled and she simply fell to the ground.
"I said, do you need to bully me like this, Zhang Xiaofei? Do I look like a scumbag with less than five combat powers? I'm a good person and still eat, what's the point of deceiving! Huh? Didn't I perform the double act well! Are you planning to do it again? Every general has his own tricks!" Zhang Xiaofei waved his fist angrily, not realizing that I looked like a dead person! Isn't this a lie to him? It really looked like that.
"Zhang Xiaofei, I think your IQ is less than ten. You are breaking into a private house, you know! If you want to talk, just sit down and have a good talk with me after eating. If you don't want to talk, I will tell you to get out of here right away!" "I'm a little angry. Lao Gang came back, shaky, and couldn't climb out of the door. He was chewing on chicken legs to regain his strength. What kind of trouble are you making?
But to be honest, I was just waiting for him to break in.
"Damn it! My brother is already like that! You still have time to eat..."
"Hello? Captain Huo? Zhang Xiaofei from the Zhang family broke into a house privately. You see, it made Zhao Qian and my little sister unconscious, huh? Yes, it was him who made him unconscious. It was in Longyuan Community. Like this , call an ambulance for me by the way." After I said that, I hung up the phone and continued eating.
Zhang Xiaofei was immediately petrified on the spot.
"I'll eat! Isn't it okay if I eat?" Zhang Xiaofei was so frightened that his face turned green. Why didn't this guy play his cards according to the rules? Didn’t you say that Xuanmen should handle Xuanmen matters?
"Isn't that great?" I picked up the phone. I didn't make the call at all just now, so now I pretended to call again: "Hey, Captain Huo? That was a misunderstanding just now, ah, yes, Trouble."
Zhang Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief and walked over dejectedly.
I thought I was done eating, so I went over to see how Zhao Qian and Yu Xiaoxue were doing.
Except that Yu Xiaoxue really fainted, Zhao Qian was just a little anemic. I pinched the middle of the body, and Zhao Qian woke up.
"Brother Tian! You..." Zhao Qian looked at me with sobs and reached out to touch my face. I had eaten so fast just now that my face was covered with soup.
But with Zhao Qian's touch, she felt warm. Although it was oily, it was caring.
"How about it, are you alive?" I smiled and looked at her hands full of soup oil, and handed her the chicken drumstick in my hand: "Here, you can eat one too."
"Well..." Zhao Qian's tears couldn't stop flowing. In the end, she hugged me and refused to let go. She seemed not to want to lose me. It was not easy for a lady to become as dirty as she is now.
Zhao Qian had taken a shower when she came back today. There was a light fragrance all over her body, and her breasts were pressing against me, making me feel like I was enjoying endless happiness.
When my heart began to beat wildly, the wind started blowing behind me. Zhao Qian was startled, as if she felt something, she pushed me away and touched my face again, and she froze.
At this moment, I smiled happily. My sister-in-law was still there. I became more energetic and she came back. Although I don’t know why she didn’t show up when she was in the underworld, it must be her reason. After all, every day Once it appears, my energy and blood will drop sharply. If it happens again, I will probably have to go to the underworld again.
Yang Shou is gone, and it is a miracle that he is alive now. I think I have to go to Ebi, maybe he knows something and has some ideas.
"I'll put Yu Xiaoxue on the bed first. She'll be fine after a while." I took Yu Xiaoxue back to the study and came out.
Zhang Xiaofei didn't care about the group of relatives outside and started eating by himself.
This meal is the product of the cooperation between Zhao Qian and Yu Xiaoxue. It tastes good. I dare not say about Yu Xiaoxue, but Zhao Qian's cooking skills should still be good.
"Tell me, what happened to your brother?" I frowned. I threw a stone and knocked down a Raven stick they used to rob the tomb to suppress the battlefield, breaking their formation. After all, it was me. s reason.
"My brother? I'm telling you, you have to solve the problem for me. My brother is outside now." I glanced outside. A man not much older than him was standing outside, and a group of relatives Then he followed and looked into the villa.
"Isn't your brother okay? Let's leave your brother here first and let your relatives go back first. They are all surrounded like this. What do you want me to do?" I saw that all the seven aunts and eight aunts were here. , I feel like this matter is making a big fuss, isn't everyone in the Zhang family lacking in brains?
"Oh, that's true." Zhang Xiaofei suddenly realized that he ran out and talked to a group of relatives. Not to mention, even though he was not very smart, those relatives actually listened to him and got into cars and vans. gone back.
"My brother's name is Zhang Dafei. Can he come in?" Zhang Xiaofei asked. He was afraid that I would call the police again.
"Let him come in." I think this Xiao Fei is quite weird, but those who dare to rob tombs are not cowardly. If they are powerful, they must have a weak forehead.
Zhang Xiaofei dragged his brother in with all his might.
I saw that Zhang Dafei seemed to be fine. He seemed to be full of energy and energy, but he just didn't like to talk. I thought maybe he had lost his soul that night.
"What's going on? Is there anything strange?" I asked.
"My brother...well, it's embarrassing to say it. My brother seems to be pregnant..." Zhang Xiaofei said and looked into his brother's belly.
"Ah?" I was a little surprised. This man can also be pregnant? Isn't this a ghost fetus or something?
"Yes, our relatives also have doctors. When we robbed the tomb yesterday, you broke our Raven Formation. As a result, my brother was frightened by the things in the tomb. Although we had a backup plan for this, we used I used the backup method to escape and come back, but when I came back for my uncle's routine check-up, my uncle said that his pulse was like a running ball, which was a sign that he was pregnant."
Zhang Xiaofei looked a little pale and said: "My brother is still a child! When he heard that he was pregnant, he was completely stupid! He was still stammering at first, but now he just stopped talking. What should you do? ?”
Zhao Qian was beside her. She thought it was a joke at first and almost couldn't hold back her laughter. But after hearing this, her face turned green. This pregnancy was not a joke. It would be a bad thing if a man got pregnant. .
"I think it might be a ghost fetus. Have you asked Master to take a look? Have you gone to the hospital for a checkup?" I looked at Da Fei up and down, my expression became a little solemn.
"Brother, you are too harsh on our Zhang family. We are the only ones here. I am not afraid to say that our Zhang family has been robbing tombs for so many years. Not to mention ghosts, we have also seen one or two walking corpses. If you can survive, you must not be a good person, right? Have we not seen it? And secretly took my brother to take a computed tomography scan, even a CT scan, and the fetus in the belly was found. You tell me, How should we deal with this?" Zhang Xiaofei looked at me somewhat unhappy.
Thinking about it, this Dafei should have been very energetic and carefree when he spoke last night. Why does he look like a little woman now? Not even a word was spoken.
"How can we deal with it? If there are demons to subjugate demons and ghosts to eliminate ghosts, do you still want me to marry your brother and have the child as my own?" I laughed angrily.
When Zhao Qian heard this, she couldn't help it and ran to the toilet to laugh.
Veins appeared on Zhang Xiaofei's forehead. I didn't care about him. I touched the soul urn and called Song Wanyi out: "Wanyi, show him what's going on? Can I have a caesarean section?"
As soon as Song Wanyi came out, the veins on Zhang Xiaofei's head disappeared immediately, replaced by a face full of sweat: My dad, what do you think this is if it's not a ghost?
Zhang Dafei was also very frightened. He couldn't see ghosts without doing anything, but his brother could. His brother had yin and yang eyes and was the designated successor to the next generation of the Zhang family. He saw his brother's expression and the name I suddenly called out. , I still don’t know the situation.
Song Wanyi walked over, looked Zhang Dafei up and down, and then glanced at his belly, then walked over and wrote on the table with soup: "The devil is born through the abdominal cavity, and the trouble comes from the mouth."
"Well, it means that this is indeed a ghost baby, and it crawls out of the mouth when it is born, right?" I looked at the ancient text and explained casually.
Song Wanyi looked very happy and coquettish, as if she said I was very smart.
When I saw Song Wanyi's excitement, I felt that this statement must be wrong. It was probably because Dafei opened his mouth and said something unpleasant, so the guy from Lianchengshan wanted to kill their family. This pregnant woman said Don't say anything, that's just the first step.
"What? This ghost will crawl out of his mouth? Oh my god, brother! You can't solve it like this!" Zhang Xiaofei quit after hearing this. He knew it was a ghost baby, so he couldn't give birth to it, right?
"Do you have any other options? This child cannot be kept, he must be killed," I said.
Song Wanyi wrote a few more words: "The big and small are connected, if they move, they will die."
"I can only give birth? Then why do I want you to come out?" I was also a little unhappy. Could Song Wanyi be entertaining me?
Song Wanyi smiled and wrote: "Get rid of the big ghosts first, and then the little ghosts."
"Okay, in this case, the ghost in Lianchengshan must be eliminated. Your brother went to steal someone's tomb, and he probably scolded the person in the tomb. That person must be angry, and the child in his belly will be angry. Let's keep it for now, but I also have a responsibility for this matter. I will go to Zhaojiazhuang later for some business. You take Master with you in the evening, and I will follow you to slay demons. Once we get to the big one, it won't be difficult for the small one. "I said directly, and then looked at Song Wanyi.
Song Wanyi was giggling there, looking like a well-behaved woman, very innocent.
When Zhang Xiaofei heard this, he still didn't understand that I actually knew everything, so he lowered his head and said, "Brother, you are an expert, I can't hide anything from you."
