Lingtong didn't mind me scolding him at all. He took several strokes before he stopped. The pain made me grin and feel weak all over.
I struggled to get up, but my clothes had become strips of cloth. We were happy together, and Ling Tong didn't intend to give me new clothes, so I could only dress like a beggar and wander around.
"If you bribe me with money one more time, I will beat the hell out of you! The Yin Division has always treated people fairly and justly, not to mention that what you have committed is a heinous crime. The Yin Division's documents are here, if you dare to do anything else Others, don't blame me for being tortured immediately!" Ling Tong looked at me coldly, took out a white indictment in one hand and threw it in front of me. He waved from the side, and the four or five ghosts blocking him behind him started to move around. They carried out their belongings.
The ghosts opened the black cauldron covered with white cloth, and there was actually boiling oil inside. They also took out a set of exquisite tongue-pulling tools, and they looked like they were going to pull out the tongue. I was so scared that I almost sat down. Fall to the ground.
I picked up the criminal edict on the ground and took a look. It was all the same words like 'ru' and 'wo' that he had read before, and there were many strange seals on it.
Ling Tong smiled proudly, his face full of a good show: "Did you see it? This is the crime edict, handwritten by the city god, with a seal of title. It can reach the world of the world at will, no matter who you are, the emperors and generals, the soul of the Shinto Living Buddha, Yang Shou In the end, I will be able to call you too!"
"Oh, this is the guilty edict. It's a good calligraphy, but can it really lead to the world of heaven?" I nodded, looked at the guilty edict, and then at the smoke coming out of my soul body, and frowned hard. stand up.
"Does this need to be said? Just read the edict and shout that anyone's soul will be sent to hell for me, no matter what you do, huh." Ling Tong saw my heart-wrenching look and sneered.
He then looked at the tall city wall in front of him, which stretched so clearly that he couldn't see clearly, and the gate in the middle of the wall, and said to me: "The city god is right there. Don't you look at the man wearing a big blue armor and holding a big shackle." Who is he! That's General Shackles! Bribing me? I'm really looking for death!"
"Ling Tong, you whipped me twenty-nine times and kicked me seven times. I'm sorry for you. The dog bit me, and I feel bad for biting me back. But today I'm done with you City God. If If you, the City God, don’t put me back into the world of heaven, you will always call for help and demolish your City God’s temple!” I looked at Ling Tong fiercely.
Ling Tong thought I was joking and laughed sinisterly: "Very good, you have the backbone to help me, let's see how long you can hold on!"
"Hold up? I'll let you hold up now!" I cursed angrily, holding the indictment in my hand, drawing a few curses on Zhao Xijun and Song Wanyi with my fingers, and shouted: "Xijun! Song Wanyi! Give me all my old souls." The life-seeking ghost has been dragged to the road to hell, what are you two doing holding on to the body! Why don't you come to rescue him!"
"Haha! Hahaha! Are you stupid! This criminal edict is about calling for souls. It's useless for you to call people who have not yet reached the end of their lifespan! Stop making trouble quickly, otherwise I, Ling Tong, will really let you get out of this mess! Ling Tong laughed loudly, took the indictment in one hand, and kicked me to the ground: "I don't know what it means, so I beat you until you know why, and then let the ghosts drag you to see the City God! I want to come to his old man's house." You won’t make a fuss about me! I’ve seen a lot of evildoers like you, so you don’t deserve to be beaten!”
"Ling Tong, you bitch, you better have such hard bones! If you don't torture him for a while, you will die!" I refused to let him go, and the most I could do now was give him a few more strokes.
Just as I was getting comfortable from the beating, two reinforcements, one white and one red, flew over from where I came just now. Seeing that I was beaten so much by Ling Tong that I had too much air and little air, Xijun was so angry that his mouth was split behind my ears. Gen, the ape rushed over with his teeth bared!
Song Wanyi was also furious. She just entered my house and became the female general. Before she could use any of her fists and kicks, the master was almost beaten to disability by a ghost. It would be strange if she didn't beat the maid to death with a stick. Think about the wife's So domineering, she now wishes she could have more legs and fly over.
"Bitch Lingtong! You'd better not be scared to death!" When I saw Xijun rushing towards us, I knew that this criminal edict had an effect. I was surprised before that this guy used ancient Chinese to call me "hun". , the soul actually flew directly to the underworld, without even having to borrow the earthly path.
Entering Huangquan Road, this bitch started talking to each other. He must have recited a spell before. Otherwise, with Xijun and Song Wanyi protecting him, how could the underworld have pulled me down without a bloody battle?
I told him that he still didn't believe me when I called for help. Didn't he know that he was always raising ghosts, and he wasn't calling people from the earthly world?
"Xijun, kill all the bastards except this bitch!" I gritted my teeth and lay on the ground, pointing at these bastards.
When a ghost sees a fierce ghost, it's like a sheep meeting a wolf. These ghosts looked complacent when they thought I was easy to bully, but in fact they are bullies who bully good and fear evil.
Xijun even eats fierce ghosts, let alone this group of ghosts. With a roar, all the ghosts around her were shaken to the ground and couldn't move. She picked one up with each hand, just like picking out candies, and opened the blood basin. He swallowed Guizhao's head with a big mouthful.
After eating one in Zhaojiazhuang last time, Xijun knew the taste after eating the marrow. It tasted the best when it was filled with coldness all over the body. When she stayed in Yinfeng Town, there were only ghosts there, and ghosts could be eaten there. She hadn't gone in before, but twenty or thirty of them suddenly appeared. Of course, they were all new to her, and they were ordered by me to eat. She turned into a foodie by order, and she liked it the most.
When Ling Tong saw two extremely powerful ghosts coming, his face turned green with fright. He trembled and immediately took out the mourning stick to fight. As a result, Song Wanyi gave a light drink and waved her hand, causing a violent hurricane. , the blow made Ling Tong's soul unstable and rolled to the ground.
I picked up the mourning stick, struggled to stand up, and hit Ling Tong's face with one stick.
Snapped!
"Ah!" Ling Tong rolled around in severe pain.
"You bitch! Let you beat me to death!" I yelled angrily and hit all parts of his body with the mourning stick. I hit him until his whole body was covered in smoke, just like an immortal dancing.
"Master, don't hit him. If you hit him again, his soul will be gone. It's a mourning stick. It can capture souls. Every blow can knock away a wisp of ghosts. It's not a dog-beating stick. If you hit it too much, it will disappear." Song Wanyi was a little confused. He looked at Ling Tong worriedly and said to me.
"What? How could you..." When I heard this, how could Song Wanyi be able to speak? The voice was so sweet, and when I looked at the surrounding environment, I remembered that I was in the underworld.
"This is the underworld, Master, and... shouldn't your posture... be changed?" Song Wanyi also said to me, and then she looked at me, who was wearing a cloth suit all over, and I was hanging proudly on Lingtong. There was something indecent exposed on his body.
Even if she moved casually, the man's charm could not be blocked. Of course, her face flushed and she was too embarrassed to say anything.
"His grandma, I only got sixty-four strokes, and that's not even twice as much!" I glared at Ling Tong pretending to be fierce, avoided the embarrassment, and kicked him a few more times: "Take that skin off your body." Cut it off for me! Hurry up!"
"Xia... Master! Sixty-four is more than twice as much... Please don't... hit me... I'll do it, I'll do it!" Ling Tong still hesitated, but when he saw me picking up the stick again, he immediately gave me his official uniform. He pulled it off and gave it to me with both hands.
"Wow! Brother is naked, Xijun wants to hug me!" Xijun finished eating and saw that I was about to wear new clothes. He didn't care that I had just stripped naked, and ran over to him like a curious baby and asked for a hug. I immediately covered my important parts with my official uniform.
The Lingtong saw that I threw him the prison uniform that I was wearing. He understood the shame and put it on immediately. After all, as an extradition officer, his identity is very important, so he couldn't be naked.
The official uniform must have been specially made by the Yin Division. The beating was so severe that no cracks were left. No wonder I saw that Ling Tong seemed to be quite resistant to the beating, and his soul was almost destroyed.
However, this dog-skin official uniform looks quite handsome. Song Wanyi and Xijun’s eyes lit up when they saw me. This is much better than the cloth beggar outfit just now.
On the other hand, Ling Tong was now hunched over and covered in smoke, yet he didn't dare to stand up straight. If he really stood up straight, he would be exposed.
"Didn't you stand upright just now? Now that your identity is reversed, you become like this?" The change of roles made me feel better. I touched the trace of smoke still coming from my body. I really wanted to beat this Ling Tong to death. , The hand he hit was a little too cruel, and he almost beat me to the point of losing my soul.
"Master Xia, look what you said... I am not forced to do this. You have clear orders on your matter, and General Shackles is still waiting in front of you. How can I pretend to be a public servant... I really am not with you. You are deliberately doing something wrong!" Ling Tong really scares me. It's so easy for a new official to take office, and he also took on an errand of seducing people into committing crimes. Going back is an important promotion bonus, so his performance must not be rewarded. The person showed that he was angry and aggrieved, but he had to keep a smile on his face.
"Come on, tell me! How can I return to the sun? After seducing my soul, there must be a way to return to the sun!" I was thinking, hadn't it been reported on TV that many people had been dead for several hours and still survived? This must have been discussed with the jailer boss in the underworld after death, so there is a way to return to the world, but the key is the conditions. Besides, how long have I been dead?
"Returning to Yang is a big deal. Unless you seduced the wrong soul and went through the interrogation of the City God and the Twenty-Four Divisions above, and signed the consent document, you can pass the Way of Returning to Yang... I'm afraid it will be difficult in this situation now... Otherwise, you will always be old. Are you going to serve as a messenger in the Yin Division? If you can send two ghost generals to the City God, they must be in official positions!" Ling Tong said carefully and apologized.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately kicked him: "Get out of here, you piece of shit! You've always been a good person, but you still want to be your underworld's ghost!? If I can't get back, I'd rather risk my life to do it." I’ve killed your little county God’s Temple!”
When Ling Tong heard this, his face turned green and green, and he was so frightened that he asked, "This man is too willful. Isn't it good for him to be in charge of the underworld?" Being able to order around a group of ghosts and serve them delicious food and drinks, but others who want to be, are still unable to be one. It is said that the right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. How can a person be as good as a ghost these days?
Are you still unwilling to give me back to you? Still fighting?
"Master Xia! I'm just a little extradition officer. Anyway, you, the old city god, must have a trip. Why don't you come with me first?" Ling Tong had no choice but to roll his eyes, wanting to ask me to do this. The Great God went to the City God to let go of his burden. He didn't want to serve me anymore anyway. Maybe when I arrived at the City God, General Shackles showed off his power and swarmed up with all the brave ghosts and tied me up. It wasn't the Yins who had the final say then. ? I might as well teach this man a lesson about keeping a low profile when he is a ghost, right?
