And Xu Xian, who always looked proud, never noticed anything wrong from beginning to end.
"Xu Xian! Don't spit shit! When the time comes, you won't be able to control your sphincter. Don't blame others for not warning you!"
Wang Xiaojie looked at Xu Xian with a grin, his eyes full of sarcasm.
"Wang Xiaojie, you only have such qualities, and you start cursing people in just a few words! I, Xu Xian, am not someone like you! I have a lot of people!" Xu Xian, who didn't know why, listened to Wang Xiaojie's words and thought he was trying to scold others. I was looking for trouble myself, so I smiled and said a few words.
He went straight to Xia Rong's office.
And at this time.
In Xia Rong's office, the directors of several departments and several experts were having a meeting in her office.
"Director! Our hospital should introduce some new equipment, which can also improve our competitiveness."
A director looked at Xia Rong at the desk and said in a deep voice.
"Yes, some need to be replaced with new equipment, and some need to introduce new instruments! For example, some of our electrocardiographs need to be eliminated."
Another director sat up from the sofa and followed.
Xia Rong frowned after hearing what they said.
These all cost money.
The five million that was donated last time was almost completely spent before the building was even built.
Now we need a lot of funds.
After she discussed this matter with everyone, she needed the approval of the board of directors.
That's why she frowned.
In fact, she has been paying attention to this for a long time, but due to the constraints of the board of directors, she can't do anything about it.
"Rongrong! I was reckless last time! Please accept me this time!"
At this moment, Xu Xian hurried over with a bouquet of roses.
Since Xia Rong's door was open, he walked in directly as if he was in a deserted place.
This made everyone in the office feel a little embarrassed.
Everyone knows very well about Xu Xian's pursuit of Xia Rong. Last time, he made a big mistake in pursuit of Xia Rong.
Even now, there are still some people who talk and laugh behind their backs.
Unexpectedly, Xu Xian persevered and began to pursue Xia Rong again.
but.
What made everyone even more embarrassed was not Xu Xian's confession.
But the sound of his fart.
at this time.
His butt looked like it had been pierced.
The serial farts kept making loud noises.
Everyone in the office looked at Xu Xian in front of them.
Some people have started covering their noses.
Because, his fart is as ugly as if he had eaten shit for several days.
Even if they opened the door, they couldn't get out.
At this time, Xu Xian had already noticed that something was wrong.
Now he just feels the urge to rush forward.
So, after finishing the sentence, I covered my butt in embarrassment and wanted to rush out.
But.
He was so excited just now that he rushed to Xia Rong's desk in one breath.
This is quite a distance from the office door.
This distance is nothing in normal times.
However, for Xu Xian at this time, it was different.
He took two steps and felt that his sphincter no longer obeyed his command.
I just feel my butt is a little hot.
Not good!
Xu Xian knew something was wrong, so he quickened his pace and rushed out the door.
However, it was already too late.
When approaching the door.
A series of farts filled the entire office with a stench.
What's even scarier is.
He could already feel the stickiness on his butt due to such a series of farts.
Still... wet.
This is...pooping my pants!
Holy shit!
How could I poop my pants? What the hell is going on!
"Xu Xian! What are you doing! We are in a meeting, are you sincere?"
A director was so smoked by Xu Xian's farts and shit that he started to cry. He pointed at Xu Xian and complained.
"Xu Xian! You're going too far! I'm sick and can't I wear an adult diaper?"
"That's right, this is the dean's office, not your toilet!"
"Xu Xian! Go buy a diaper! It stinks!"
"..."
At this time, everyone was talking and opening the window for Xia Rong.
In the end, everyone realized that it was useless and had no choice but to flee the office one after another, staying far away from Xu Xian and pointing at him to teach him a lesson.
At this time, Xu Xian felt ashamed when he looked at everyone and Xia Rong.
He never dreamed that his sphincter would one day fail.
The whole ass smelled like farts, and the shit also flowed out.
Following the words of several directors, more nurses were watching around.
It's time to get off work now.
More and more people are going out.
Xu Xian's embarrassing scene spread quickly.
At this time, he was already blushing and rushed towards the toilet.
And at his feet.
There are clearly yellow footprints left behind.
The housekeeper who had just finished cleaning the door saw the yellow footprints all over the floor and the strange smell and couldn't help but cursed: "This is the one who has a mother but no father! Pour out the excrement!"
"Get out of here, mom!"
"..."
In the corridor, the cleaning lady has gone crazy.
And Xu Xian in the toilet was still in a state of collapse...
He was holding on to the toilet wall with both hands and was about to collapse.
What's going on? Did you eat the wrong thing?
It shouldn’t be, I have never encountered such a situation before when I grow up!
Xu Xian thought for a while and finally remembered Wang Xiaojie's words.
Paralyzed! This must have been done by the stupid Wang Xiaojie!
What had he done to himself? Why did he feel like he was about to have anal prolapse?
Xu Xian pulled on it for a while, and finally felt a cold sensation on his butt, so he quickly reached out to touch it.
Paralyzed! I prolapsed my anus!
Damn Wang Xiaojie! This hatred, this hatred! Deadly!
The entire hospital, because Xu Xian shit his pants in public, made today's off-duty time full of fun.
And the initiator of this incident was Wang Xiaojie.
I am packing my documents in my Chinese Medicine Department consultation room.
Zhou Wei walked in excitedly and pulled Wang Xiaojie with him, and said with excitement: "Brother Jie! Have you heard that! Xu Xian pooped his pants!"
"No."
Wang Xiaojie shrugged, showing a look of confusion.
In fact, he knows this better than anyone else.
"Haha! He just went to confess to the dean again, but before he confessed, he pooped his pants! Now some cleaning staff are cleaning up his mess, but they scolded him badly!"
Zhou Wei was dancing and telling Wang Xiaojie what he saw and heard.
"Is there still this matter?"
Wang Xiaojie was very calm and calm.
Shouldn't it be so light?
There must be something else he hasn't revealed yet.
"Brother Jie, why are you so calm? Is this...did you do it?"
Zhou Wei looked at Wang Xiaojie with a wicked smile and asked.
"It's not important. You go to the toilet and check on Xu Xian. He should have other symptoms. You might be able to save his life."
Wang Xiaojie shrugged and said to Zhou Wei.
