After answering Song Feng's call, the cake shop owner said, "You made such a strange request yourself."
Even though I run a cake shop, if it tastes spicy, there is no ambiguity at all!
This store not only sells desserts, but also sells fried products such as chicken nuggets and French fries.
"The customer for order No. 13 just called me and asked for some spicy food...Xiao Li, go get the half can of capsaicin from my room..."
...
Half an hour later, a freshly baked takeaway was delivered to Song Feng's doorstep.
Song Feng gave a strange laugh and stood in front of the computer, staring closely at the surveillance screen like a cat squatting over a mouse.
At the same time, at the neighbor's house, the little boy heard the sound of riders outside and hurriedly opened the peephole to peek at the door of the opposite house.
He recognized the beautiful packaging of the takeaway at a glance:
That's the logo of his favorite cake shop!
"Dad, mom, that stupid uncle ordered an egg tart!"
The little boy smiled and danced excitedly.
The child's mother immediately rolled her eyes at him: "Shh, keep your voice down!"
Then she also looked through the peephole, and sure enough, it was an exquisite egg tart.
The child's father also came over curiously, "That idiot Song Feng ordered something delicious again. Let me have a look. Well, I happen to be hungry..."
In the end, the family of three unanimously concluded that this was a particularly rare takeaway.
If you think about it carefully, this is the first dessert Song Feng has ordered in the past month.
"Mom, I want to eat egg tarts!"
The little boy couldn't wait.
"Why are you so anxious? Wait a minute! Do you want others to come to your door again?"
The kid's mother is very sensible.
But her husband was admonishing: "Today is Sunday, Song Feng is definitely sleeping at this time. We just need to spray some mosquito repellent spray in the house after eating to disperse the smell, and then hide the packaging bag, so that Come on, won’t you die without any evidence?”
"Even if that stupid young man comes to our door then, we won't be afraid."
The child's mother's eyes lit up and her face was filled with joy: "Sure enough, this is a good idea!"
But the little boy raised his head and asked in confusion: "Dad, what does death without evidence mean?"
…
A minute later, the little boy appeared on the surveillance screen. He looked left and right to make sure no one was around to see him, so he grabbed the takeaway and ran. In the blink of an eye, he got into his house.
The speed of the technique made Song Feng, an adult, feel ashamed when he saw it.
Good guy, you really take me for granted, don’t you?
Alas, by the way, this child is probably a cripple and cannot be saved. Song Feng shook his head in his heart.
However, I still have to thank my neighbor’s family for taking time out of their busy schedule to cooperate with him in completing the editing of today’s material...
Song Feng is full of confidence. He has reason to believe that once this material is uploaded to Xiaopo Station, it will definitely generate tens of millions of traffic!
Maybe someone like him, Song, will become a god through this battle and become one of the top 100 UP masters in Xiaopo Station this year!
Thinking of this, he became more motivated and quickly opened the editing software...
Twenty minutes later, a heartbreaking, hysterical sound of pain came from outside the door, interrupting his video creation.
Damn it, who killed the pig? It screamed so miserably...
No matter what, I'll finish editing the video first...
Oblivious to what was happening outside.
After the video was cut, sleepiness came over him and he fell asleep.
The next morning.
"Dong dong dong!"
A rough knock on the door woke him.
"Who is so incompetent? He knocks on the door so early in the morning like the Lord of Hell is urging him to die..."
Song Feng put on his slippers and opened the door carelessly.
At first glance, oh, it turns out to be Serena Williams' father.
The man's eyes were red, and he obviously didn't sleep well last night; his face was full of anger, as if he was an unjust soul seeking his life.
"Hey, who provoked you?"
Song Feng could roughly guess what happened, so he suppressed his laughter and secretly became happy——
Two words, comfortable!
"Song Feng, are you still pretending to be confused here? Let me ask you, was it you who ordered the takeaway egg tart yesterday?"
Serena's father shouted angrily.
Song Feng pretended to be innocent: "Hey, how did you know that? I also asked why the takeaway I ordered yesterday disappeared, and I thought someone's kitten and puppy had taken it away...Old Liu, what the hell? Isn't it your Serena's fault again?"
Song Feng secretly exclaimed that it was so spicy. If an ordinary person swallowed it in one gulp, he would disappear for three days and transform into a Splatoon, haha!
Seeing Song Feng's behavior, Xiao Wei's father became even more angry and his voice could not help but rise a little higher: "Song Feng, Song Feng, you are so wicked. Tell me why you replaced the sweet sauce in the egg tart with chili sauce. ? Tell me honestly, are you deliberately trying to harm my son?"
Song Feng suppressed his smile, immediately put on a look of indignation, and called out the blame: "Well, you thick-browed old man with big eyes, as expected, it was your Xiao Wei who stole my takeaway this time, and that was my dinner. ! Tell me, how do you plan to solve this matter?"
You stole my stuff and you want to rake it back? Climb for me!
Of course he would not let go of this opportunity to disgust the other party.
When Xiao Wei's father heard this, he was startled for a moment, and quickly reacted: "Don't change the subject for me! I tell you the truth, my son ate the egg tart you ordered last night, and his mouth was swollen! Now he is still Lying in the hospital, the treatment cost more than two thousand!
No matter what, this matter has nothing to do with you! We won’t embarrass you. If you pay your medical expenses as soon as possible, we won’t argue with you. "
When Song Feng heard this, his mouth felt swollen?
Even sent to the hospital?
Damn it, it’s a promise, double happiness!
He was so happy that he even wanted to buy two firecrackers to set off, and he also thought that he would give the store a five-star review later.
So spicy!
Let’s see if that little bastard still dares to steal my takeout!
"Wow, your lips are really swollen, is it true? I don't believe it.
Isn’t it like in the movie, swollen into two sausages...Old Liu, I kind of want to see it, why don’t you go back and take a photo and send it to me..."
At this moment, Song Feng transformed into an Oscar-winning actor, perfectly interpreting his aloof appearance.
When Serena Williams' father heard this, his expression was exactly the same as "I have never seen such a shameless person." He was so angry that he was shaking all over and almost smoking: "Honey, come here quickly, this guy is pretending to be stupid. deny!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaowei's mother, who had been guarding the door for a long time, rushed over in a hurry, her face covered with frost, and she turned into a lioness and roared: "Song Feng, I warn you not to act like a hooligan. How dare you not pay for the medical expenses?" , our family will never forgive you!"
compensation?
I'll pay it to your sister.
Song Feng said with an innocent face: "Sister, did you get the wrong person? The takeout I ordered was stolen, and I am the victim! Aren't you calling for thief to catch the thief? Be careful, I will sue you for defamation!"
Xiao Wei was so angry at Song Feng's words that he stomped his feet and said fiercely: "Song Feng, Song Feng, I was really wrong before. I thought you were a kind-hearted child. I originally wanted to arrange a marriage for you. Come on... now it seems that you are really a bad person!
How much is your takeaway worth? If my son has any shortcomings, I will fight with you! "
ah?
Are you planning a marriage for me? Thank you very much.
Song Feng couldn't complain in his heart.
"Song Feng, I've asked, you are not a local, are you? Okay, just wait, I will call Xiaowei's aunts, uncles, aunts, and block them in front of your house! You don't have to pay for the medical expenses for a day. I'm sorry, don't leave this gate for just one day!"
Serena's father issued an ultimatum.
