When Fu Yiwa, the love child of Xu Yin and Fu Hanjin, was three years old, she couldn't stand the hard work of Director Rezong, who often came to their home to soak in Zhujian Hot Spring, so the family of three appeared on a parent-child variety show. .
Before the show started, the program team conducted an independent interview with each guest.
My little friend also has a story.
Director: "Yiwa, your name is so cute. Was it named by your father or your mother?"
Fu Xixi, with her braided head crookedly, replied in a waxy voice: "Yiwa means accident! Dad said that I was his and mother's accident. Uncle director, do you know what accident is?"
director:"……"
Are parents true love and children an accident?
Movie Emperor Fu, I never thought you were such a person!
second question:
"Who does Yiwa like the most? Father or mother?"
"Grandpa!"
"???"
"Dad said that I can't like my mother the most, because it's my father who likes my mother the most. I can't like my father the most, because it's my mother who likes my father the most, so Yiwa likes my great-grandpa the most."
"..."
It's noon, why are you suddenly full?
This wave of dog food made the director almost roll his eyes.
"Are you happy that Yiwa is on the show with your parents this time? You have to do tasks on the show, and if you complete them well, you will get a prize. Are you confident that Yiwa will get the prize?"
Yiwa nodded her little head vigorously and replied loudly: "Yes! Dad told me that even if you don't have confidence, you have to create confidence. He has to take care of his mother, and the task of getting the prize can only be left to me. Alas, I will be very busy. "
"..."
Mr. Fu, what exactly have you instilled in your children?
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The venue of the variety show is set on a small island in the south. This is not the first time for Yi Wa to see the sea. Last year on Xu Yin’s birthday, Fu Hanjin drove the RV and took the whole family to the beach, but this was the first time to fly in the winter. The island, as the island got closer and closer, the clothes on her body became less and less. Yiwa was extremely surprised:
"Dad, why am I not cold?"
After Fu Hanjin knew how to call her parents, she had a conversation between father and daughter: call her dad first, and then look for her mom when her dad is not at home.
Therefore, when little Yiwa has any problem, she calls "Dad".
"Dad, my little yellow duck is in a kettle."
"Dad, where's my dinosaur puzzle?"
"Dad, I can't find my socks..."
"Dad, mom is asleep. Get her a blanket."
Compared to other guests whose children call mommy whenever there is nothing wrong, his family's style of painting is definitely unique.
The mothers of the three groups of guest families were so envious when they saw this scene that they all grabbed their husbands' waists:
If you say that your acting career is not as good as that of Best Actor Fu, forget it. After all, there are only a few people in the head, so you shouldn’t be able to compare with him in this aspect! When actor Fu is busy, he travels all over the country and abroad, and there are ways to make his daughter call daddy when something happens. What do you think? Twelve months out of the year, you stay at home for ten months, and you sit back and watch videos, play games, and watch TV shows. It seems like it has nothing to do with you when your baby cries or makes a fuss.
At this moment, the male heads of each family felt that they had become Fu Hanjin's control group, and their already precarious family status fell deeper.
Aren’t the children the ones calling them dad and mom? Can they be blamed for this?
The eyes that glanced at Fu Hanjin were full of resentment.
Fu Hanjin's attention was entirely on his wife and daughter. Seeing that his wife was asleep, he asked the stewardess for a blanket, covered her gently, then held his daughter on his lap and told her why the weather gets hotter as we go south.
The little person didn't know whether he understood it or not, but the way he nodded in a serious manner made the crew members call him "cute".
The children from the other three families thought that Fu Hanjin was telling a story. Regardless of whether they understood it or not, they all looked over with their backs of their chairs and their heads held high.
When we arrived at the destination city, got off the plane, and were about to transfer to the SUV arranged by the program crew, the five-year-old son of guest Yuan Zhiheng, Yuan Bo, dragged his cartoon suitcase and ran over: "Uncle Fu, I want to A car with you."
Before Fu Hanjin could ask why, the children from the other two families saw this and imitated his example. They also ran over and said they wanted to ride in their car.
"..."
There are really jokes everywhere!
The director would be so happy.
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Yuan Zhiheng couldn't bear to see it. He really wanted to stuff his son back into his mother's belly: "Yuan Bo, come back here!"
"No! I want to be with Uncle Fu, he is better than you!"
"..."
"I also want!"
"I also want!"
Children from the other two families also raised their little hands high to express their stance.
Yiwa didn't have the slightest worry that "daddy is going to be snatched away". Instead, she happily patted the empty seat next to her: "Okay, okay! Come up quickly! Let's listen to daddy telling stories together!"
The children were even happier now and rushed to get on the bus.
Fu Hanjin looked at his wife.
Xu Yin spread her hands with laughter. Even if he couldn't handle it, she couldn't do it either.
Other parents: “…”
bad boy! You are dead!
I'll give you a beating when I get back!
It’s so disrespectful to your parents!
However, the two-week recording of the variety show has just begun.
In the next half month, these children regarded Fu Hanjin as the king of stories, Fu Yiwa as the sister of all of them, and directly called Xu Yin, who often entertained them with delicious food, as their "godmother".
The funniest thing is that once, when Yuan Bo took the snack handed to him by Xu Yin, he bowed solemnly: "Thank you, mother-in-law!"
Xu Yin: "..."
I almost dropped the dinner plate in my hand.
"Why do you call me mother-in-law? Do you know what mother-in-law means?"
"I know!" Yuan Bo said emphatically while eating a small cake with a rich coconut flavor, his cheeks bulging. "My dad calls me grandma, which is my mother-in-law. My grandma is very kind to my dad, and my mother-in-law is right." He is a very good person."
After that, he emphasized: "You are one of our own!"
Xu Yin: "..."
Thank you! Treat me as one of your own!
Fortunately, Fu Hanjin was not there when the boy called her mother-in-law, and went surfing with his precious daughter. Otherwise, he would have been so angry that he would have picked up the boy and thrown him into the sea.
My daughter has just turned three years old, and she is called father-in-law... This is a bit of a test of the old father's heart.
In order to save some face for Emperor Yuan Shi, Xu Yin suppressed her laughter and did not tell her man.
But in the end, I heard that the program team was not too big a deal, so they showed Fu Hanjin the footage of Yuan Bo calling her "mother-in-law".
Sure enough, this man who doted on his daughter to the sky and wanted the stars but not the moon, carried Yuan Bo with a sullen expression and walked to the beach.
Yuan Bo was quite excited. He lay on his shoulder and asked: "Uncle Fu, are you going to take me surfing? You are so kind! You treat me better than my dad! My dad is such a big man, but he can't surf... "
"..."
On the other side, Yuan Zhiheng, who learned the truth, caught up and said, "Calm down! Master, calm down!"
I was afraid that my son would be included in a variety show.
Yuan Bo turned his head and glanced at his father: "Hurry up! Uncle Fu, my dad is catching up with me! Let's go faster!"
"..."
Yuan Zhiheng: I’m tired!
Fu Hanjin also calmed down. Why bother with a stupid boy who has nothing to do?
Finally, I took him to go surfing for a while.
While surfing, I deliberately made a few dangerous moves. The original intention was to scare him and see if he would keep running to his house in the future. However, this kid was not afraid of anything and kept shouting "It's fun, it's fun" and "I want more." …
Fu Hanjin: I’m tired!
After returning to the shore, he threw Yuan Bo, who was still unfinished, into Yuan Zhiheng's arms, and ran to find his wife for comfort.
Xu Yin laughed and fell into his arms: "Why are you so angry with a child! He doesn't even know what the mother-in-law means."
Fu Hanjin smelled the good body fragrance of his wife and snorted: "That won't work! If our daughter wants to marry someone a hundred or a thousand times better than him, we can't choose such a stupid person. Accepted. According to me, it’s better not to get married. Isn’t it more comfortable to be a young public servant at home than to be married?”
Xu Yin glanced at him: "You mean, I'm stupid for marrying you?"
"I had the wrong wife."
Knowing that he had shot himself in the foot, Actor Fu turned over, pressed the person into his arms, and apologized profusely.
"Give Yiwa a younger brother. He will protect his sister when he grows up."
"..."
The parent-child variety show was recorded for half a month. It’s unclear what the other guests gained. Anyway, she successfully carried a tadpole back...
