Chapter 2771 Hell’s joke

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Koizumi Anko took out the crystal ball again and used it to look for special treasures that could be used as sacrifices.

Koshimizu Nanatsuki used his computer to browse the information compiled by Ark, trying to find a breakthrough.

Ark listed all the gods with sacrificial methods in the classics. Behind the information of each god, it marked the way to obtain the help of the god, the sacrifices needed to trade with the gods, and the sacrifices one can give. The sacrifices are still lacking.

Chi Feichi was looking at the computer beside him, preparing to read all the information on these gods.

There are more than fifty gods with sacrificial plans recorded in the classics, and there are also many demigods and spirits. He doesn't believe that he can't find even a sheep with wool.

"The following are the gods of the holy magic system. I'm afraid only the Holy See has corresponding sacrifices. We don't have any suitable sacrifices here. I'll skip it for now..." Koshimizu Nanatsuki said while scrolling the mouse The scroll wheel skipped more than a dozen gods of the holy magic system. Looking at the text on the computer screen, he reminded seriously, "After that, there are the gods in the Greek mythology and legend system. Almost all the sacrificial methods recorded in the classics are the first. The third generation of Olympus gods, that is, the generation of gods when Zeus was the king of gods, but in the Greek mythology system, the number of recorded gods is really amazing, accounting for more than half..."

"There are many gods in Greek mythology and the base is large, so naturally there are many gods with recorded sacrifice methods."

Chi Feichi responded to Yuesui Nanatsuki's emotion and suddenly thought of Chinese myths and legends.

The Chinese mythology and legend system is a huge empire of gods. There are more gods, big and small, and he knows more about those gods.

In fact, no matter which system the gods are in, as long as they master the correct method, they can try to summon, communicate, and trade.

But the problem was that he had never learned the psychic techniques in the Chinese mythology and legend system in his previous life, and Hongzi's family books naturally did not record the relevant knowledge, so they did not know the correct summoning method.

"Huh?" Nanatsuki Koshizui looked at the information and let out a soft cry of surprise and confusion.

Among the gods in Greek mythology and legends, the first one is the god-king Zeus. The sacrifices required to create a connection are ten healthy and surviving white female goats, a pair of golden horns, and a thunderbolt with surging thunder and lightning. Heart.

Preparing ten white female goats and a pair of golden horns is not a problem, but the 'Heart of Thunder' is a special treasure.

According to the records of the red magic family's family heirlooms, the 'Thunder and Lightning Heart' is an artifact made with a special manufacturing technique. As long as the 'Thunder and Lightning Heart' is placed in the wild during thunderstorms, the 'Thunder and Lightning Heart' will turn the thunder and lightning. After being collected, the 'Thunder Heart' possesses the violent energy of thunder and lightning, and becomes a precious treasure that can be used as an energy supply for a large magic circle, or as a special material for precious magic potions.

The method of making this kind of thing has long been lost. Even in the 14th and 15th centuries when magic families were booming, no one knew how to make the Thunder Heart. After the witch hunt, they were even less able to find the method to make it. method.

Therefore, Ark marked "Insufficient sacrifices, unable to hold sacrifices" on the back.

The second god in the information is Hera, the Queen of Heaven. The mark on the Ark is [There are insufficient sacrifices, the first option cannot be realized, you can consider the second option, and then perform sacrifices after meeting the conditions for sacrifice. The specific plan is...].

To get in touch with Hera, one way is to offer designated sacrifices, one of which is also an object that cannot be found in their time. The other way is to find it from forbidden magic. You need to give your beloved legal wife Or the legal husband was used as a sacrifice, and if he wanted to get help from Hera, Hera would take something from the sacrifice. It might be a certain part of the body, or it might be something invisible like wisdom or memory. .

What surprised Koshimi Nanatsuki was that the Queen would actually have such a cruel and evil way of offering sacrifices, but soon he no longer found the second plan strange.

"As expected of the gods of Olympus, gods also have the evil in human nature and the bad taste that challenges ethics and morality," Koshimizu Nanatsuki complained in a low voice, and clicked on the Ark's notes to take a closer look. , "The specific plan is... get married if you love the other person deeply?"

The solution given by Fangzhou is for Chi Feichi and Koshizui Nanatsuki to first confirm whether they love each other deeply. If they love each other deeply, then marry each other, so that one party can sacrifice the other party as a sacrifice. .

This plan is logically correct, but it goes against human nature.

Chi Feichi was also speechless for a moment and said, "You can set the filtering conditions to block the sacrificial methods that need to harm us."

Noah was busy with other things today. Only Ark sorted out the data and analyzed it. Sure enough, there would be some problems.

Although the Ark can communicate with people in a baby-like voice, that is just a setting. Noah can change the voice and tone of the Ark at any time. In essence, the Ark is just a tool that lacks human emotions and morality. It is in Noah's hands. The umbrella is the ship that carries Umbrella's information on the network, not a living online life form.

If Noah were here, Noah would understand that this sacrificial method is very evil, and would consider it based on the human world, and would not directly label this sacrificial method as 'feasible'. But if only Ark was there, Ark would not be able to understand the human world. Even if you learn from other materials and simulate the world, errors and omissions will still occur.

"Wait, don't set the filter conditions yet..." Koizumi Anko used the crystal ball as a display screen to display the content on the computer screen, and watched it with gusto. "Putting these contents together is like a cold joke from hell. Don’t you think it’s a pity to block it?”

"Then let's keep it for a look." Koshikoshi Nanatsuki turned to look at Chi Feichi who was aside. Seeing that Chi Feichi had no objection, he turned back with interest and continued reading the information, "Anyway, Mr. Chi and I can't Sacrifice the other party..."

After Hera, several gods such as Hestia and Poseidon also had evil sacrificial methods, but even if they were evil sacrificial methods, they did not have the conditions to implement them, let alone normal sacrificial methods. They couldn't take out any of those special treasures.

Among the twelve main gods of Olympus, in addition to Hera, there are two gods marked by Ark as 'promising to come true'.

One is Apollo, the god of light, prophecy, art and medicine.

The evil sacrificial method needs to be performed by a person with artistic talent. First, that person creates high-quality works of art, and then performs a sacrificial ceremony. If the work is presented together with his or her artistic talent, he can connect to Apollo through the sacrificial ceremony. the power of.

Fang Zhou said that Chi Feichi has the conditions for sacrifice. As long as he composes a hymn in praise of Apollo and then sacrifices the hymn together with his hearing, there is a high probability of success.

Another god who is promising for successful sacrifices is Hermes, whose business scope covers commerce, transportation, tourism, and extradition to the underworld. He is also the god of travelers and thieves.

The evil sacrifice method is to catch one or more thieves with superb stealing skills, preferably followers of Hermes. If you are not a believer, it’s okay. You can use the legend of Hermes to brainwash the thieves and let the thieves The name and deeds of Hermes could be heard for three days and three nights. In short, the thief should be impressed enough by Hermes, and then the magic circle of 'applying to Hermes for a call' should be arranged to hang the thief. Beat him hard above the magic circle, so that he might be able to force Hermes to agree to the 'connection'. If that doesn't work, kill him, and kill the thieves who were hung up one by one.

Ark said: Kaitou Kidd is a very good candidate. With Kidd's superb stealing skills, a good beating will have a 40% chance of forcing Hermes out. If Kidd is killed directly, this chance will be about 40%. Can be increased to 90%.

But reaching 90% is already the limit.

Those summoning spells have not been used for several years. It is not sure whether they have expired, and whether the details in the classics have been recorded incorrectly, so the summoning may also fail.

Finally, Ark also added: Although the success rate of directly killing Kidd is 90%, there is only one chance. Once it fails, Kidd cannot be reused. This plan is not recommended. The best plan is to In the case of injuring Kidd's life, he committed violence against Kidd multiple times, so that he could repeatedly bet on a bet with a 40% probability of winning in each round...

Koizumi Anko watched this kind of hell joke with gusto, and couldn't help but tell the joke, "I never realized before that there are so many precious walking resources around me."

Koshizui Nanatsuki looked at the sacrificial plan and was a little bit dumbfounded. He quickly said with emotion, "These extreme sacrificial methods are prepared for those who are about to have no other way out, right? Only if the inner obsession with something is too deep, people will Only then can one be ruthless enough to sacrifice one's lover or talent, and harm oneself or others to gain help from the gods."

"That's true..." Koizumi Hongzi thought about the Avengers whose bodies turned into ugly monsters, and her throat froze. She quickly turned her attention to the plan provided by Ark, and thought seriously, "Actually, we can consider it. The plan of whipping Kidd repeatedly will only cause him to suffer physical pain if implemented. He will not really lose any ability or part of his body. I can make a batch of magic potions to heal wounds to ensure that he His flesh wounds can heal quickly and reduce his pain..."

"But if we hit him once, there is only a 40% chance that we will be able to connect to the power of Hermes. We cannot expect to succeed once or twice," Koshimizu Nanatsuki said. "If we continue to fail, then don't we have to keep giving him Should he heal his wounds and continue to beat him? Kidd has a very good relationship with Mr. Chi, so wouldn’t it be bad to torture him? "

"I have a good relationship with him..." Koizumi Hongzi was really considering whether this plan was feasible. She put away any thoughts of joking and frowned and thought about it seriously, "I can make a magic potion to erase his memory. Every time After beating him for the first time, in addition to healing his injuries, we can also use medicine to erase his memory, so that every time he is beaten, he will think that it is the first time he has been beaten, and he should feel better..."

Koshizu Nanatsuki: "..."

Is Hongzi still telling bad jokes about hell?

(End of chapter)