"Lin Qingxia is really amazing!"
Lin Chang'e patted Mu Ling (Feng Xuelan)'s face and said with a smile.
Lin Shiyi stepped forward, took out a scalpel, and said calmly: "Cut an ear and keep a specimen."
As he said that, he put the scalpel against Mu Ling's cheek.
The wood spirit remained motionless, and the eyes under his eyelids did not move.
Lin Shiyi withdrew the scalpel and said calmly: "There will be no reversal, he is really fainting."
Lin Chang'e said: "You are such a dog!"
"Just think that you are complimenting me. If you encounter something like this in the future, be sure to stay out of the enemy's way. Also, don't be so nagging. If you can kill the enemy in one second, you must never let the enemy live until the second. seconds."
Lin Shiyi warned.
"Know it!"
With that said, Lin Chang'e grabbed one of Feng Xuelan's feet and dragged her away.
"Lin Shiyi, how did you know that she is Feng Xuelan?"
Lin Chang'e asked curiously.
Lin Shiyi frowned and said, "Can you please stop doing this? If you become an aunt in the future, you will be in big trouble."
Lin Chang'e's eyes widened and she stopped.
Lin Shiyi's reminder made her react.
yes!
If this beautiful woman becomes another aunt, she will be an elder.
As an elder, what should I do if I have to hang myself up and beat myself up?
Lin Chang'e put down Feng Xuelan and gave Lin Shiyi a look.
So two people carried it, one by the feet and the other by the collar.
Lin Shiyi then replied: "This woman has a special fragrance, which is unique to her, just like Aunt Han."
"Eh~"
Lin Chang'e was surprised: "Do you really have such a physique?"
Lin Shi said: "This can be cultivated, or it can be born.
Do you know body odor? There are always two sides to everything in the world. Some people are smelly, while others are naturally fragrant.
In the final analysis, it has to do with a microorganism...
This kind of skill existed in ancient times, and only nobles had it. Even if ordinary people knew it, they didn't have the financial resources. "
Lin Shifan explained.
Lin Chang'e rolled her eyes, "Lin Shiyi, you actually know this, that proves you know the formula! Tell me, okay? I also want to become fragrant myself."
Lin Shiyi said calmly: "This has been going on for more than ten years. You have to do a lot of preparations every day, and you have to control your diet. You can't eat the braised pork, beef, mutton, seafood, etc. that you like to eat. .”
"Let's forget it! Isn't this suffering?"
Lin Chang'e immediately backed down.
Not being able to eat delicious food is even worse than confinement.
"By the way, you said she might become our aunt. Is it possible that this woman is so bad?"
Lin Chang'e frowned again.
Lin Shiyi said calmly: "Women are different from men. Of course, I am talking about the majority. You are an exception."
Lin Shiyi emphasized Lin Chang'e's exception before speaking, fearing that Lin Chang'e would be dissatisfied.
He explained Lin Chang'e from various aspects such as psychology, genes, and physiology.
Lin Chang'e shook her head, "I don't understand! Anyway, if you said she might become an aunt, then it is a possibility. Lin Shiyi, you are not good at anything else. Your ability to analyze these things is very good."
A few minutes later, Feng Xuelan was sent to the secret room.
A group of children gathered around Feng Xuelan to watch.
"She still looks good!"
"Dad won't dislike it."
"This woman is really cheap."
"Are we going too far?"
"She was the one who provoked our Lin family in the first place. Please don't be soft-hearted."
"Lin Qingxia, you are so amazing!"
…
In the secret room, a group of children were chattering.
It took a long time before it became quiet.
"Lin Shiyi, the first step is completed, now comes the second step!"
Lin Baobao said.
Lin Chang'e took out a piece of candy from her pocket and said, "Next, who will give this piece of candy to Dad?"
Song Jiaren shook her head and said, "I'll expose the truth if I go."
Lin Chang'e said helplessly: "Dad is too smart. I can deceive this woman, but I can't deceive him."
Bei Shuying said: "We... don't dare!"
Bei Qingqian nodded, "We are too timid. When we think about lying to dad, we will feel nervous when talking."
Lin Baobao shook his head and said: "I am brave, but... I am a good boy in my father's mind. I can't ruin this character, right?"
Lin Qiuxia shook her head, "I, I can't. Children can't lie."
Lin Jingru held her chin in silence, with a thoughtful look on her face.
Lin Shiyi said calmly: "I won't lie to anyone, especially dad."
Lin Qingyue and Lin Qingxia shook their heads.
As for Lin Donghu...
Lin Donghu raised his hand and said, "Why don't you ask me if I'm going? Why don't you look at me and ask my opinion with your eyes?"
"forget it!"
Lin Chang'e shook her head and said: "Lin Donghu, you are not suitable for this matter."
"Uh~"
Lin Donghu was hit again.
Finally, Lin Jingru said: "It's better for me to go! I'll be responsible for the cheating, but you have to remember that it's because of your unwillingness that I can avoid it.
If I am punished later, you must intercede on my behalf. "
"that's for sure!"
Lin Chang'e promised, patting her chest.
Lin Chang'e handed the candy to Lin Jingru.
Lin Jingru took the candy, looking like she was sacrificing herself for justice.
"etc!"
Lin Shiyi stopped Lin Jingru.
Lin Jingru stopped.
Lin Shishi said to Lin Chang'e: "Maybe one candy is not enough."
Lin Chang'e nodded and said, "That's right! Dad is very powerful, so we have to double it."
With that said, he took out all the candies that had been filled with ingredients.
Lin Qingxia made nine pieces in total.
There are eight dollars left.
It was all stuffed into Lin Jingru's hands.
“Isn’t the more the better?”
Lin Jingru asked.
Lin Shiyi pondered, he was not sure either.
"Understood!"
Lin Jingru nodded, opened the door and walked out.
Bringing Feng Xuelan here seems to be the most difficult step, but it is actually the easiest.
Because Feng Xuelan had intended to come here, so she just let nature take its course.
After entering the gate of the Lin family courtyard, Feng Xuelan was too confident.
Then, she was deceived by Lin Chang'e, who looked cute but was actually a little witch at heart.
Who knew that such a cute little girl could lie to others?
No wonder Master Jin said that the most dangerous people in the world are the elderly, women and children.
Because these people can easily make people lose their guard.
But Lin Feng is different!
Lin Feng knew these little guys very well. Lin Feng could guess what they were planning by looking at them or looking at their expressions.
After Lin Jingru came out of the secret room, she took a deep breath!
Next, will be the most difficult level.
To be honest, I was quite panicked.
But this job has been taken over, and it will be impossible not to complete it.
I hope my dad will be as smart and cooperative as before!
That would be the best, otherwise you would definitely not be able to be deceived.
Lin Jingru has been thinking about "evil ways" all day long, so she naturally understands how shrewd Lin Feng's father is.
"Aunt Caiwei, where is dad?"
Lin Jingru searched around the yard but couldn't find Lin Feng, so she asked Yang Caiwei.
Yang Caiwei said: "First I was with your Aunt Zhao, and then I took Aunt Zhao to meet your grandpa and grandma. I didn't know anything about it after that. Well... I'll send you a text message to ask!"
Lin Jingru, why are you looking for dad? "
Lin Jingru said with a smile: "Come forward and plead for me, Dad. I want to thank Dad for bringing him candy."
"So good!"
Yang Caiwei touched Lin Jingru's head and said with a smile.
After speaking, Lin Jingru sent a text message to Lin Feng.
Lin Feng replied: At your sister Wu’s place
Yang Caiwei understood immediately.
So she said to Lin Jingru: "Dad has something to do, so I'll see him again tomorrow during the Chinese New Year!"
Lin Jingru rolled her eyes and nodded.
Yang Caiwei still had a lot of things to do. After waving to Lin Jingru, she summoned the servants to get busy.
She really can't handle this big mess at home alone.
Fortunately, the previous housekeeper Liu Zangyun came back and shared the burden for Yang Caiwei.
Qi Yao was reading in the room at this time. She didn't like to join in the fun.
Guo Yanru, Yun Luan and other female presidents are looking at the company's annual summary report.
Han Xiang was reading the script, while Wu Qian and Chen Yingqiu gathered together to chat and crack melon seeds while they had nothing to do.
Lin Feng knew these women too well, that's why he went to the sister witch.
Because Mei Wu is a 'idler' and is not interested in chatting. She just likes to stay in the house and watch movies and TV series.
Those movies and TV series from many years ago were very enjoyable to watch.
After Lin Feng arrived at Mei Wu's place, Mei Wu stopped watching TV series.
Lin Feng came here to discuss with her.
"This time, I have to be bigger."
Lin Feng said.
"How big do you want to change?"
Sister Wu asked.
Lin Feng gestured, "It must be four meters high! If it is bigger, I can't reach it."
The sister witch hesitated.
Lin Feng said: "I have one afternoon! Everything has been arranged."
"OK!"
The witch nodded.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
When she opened the door, she saw Lin Jingru.
How did Lin Jingru find this place?
After all, Yang Caiwei didn't tell her that Lin Feng was at Aunt Wu's place.
Because Lin Jingru saw the content of the text message through the reflection of the glasses lenses Yang Caiwei wore on the bridge of her nose.
Of course Yang Caiwei is not short-sighted, and her glasses are purely a decoration.
Just like the glasses Shu Jingya is using now.
Shu Jingya also came and was reading in the study room at this time!
"Lin Jingru, why are you here? Your mother was looking for you just now!"
Lin Feng touched Lin Jingru's head and said.
Lin Jingru glanced into the room and replied: "Mom is not looking for me now. She is busy settling accounts now! Dad, please eat candy!"
With that said, Lin Jingru took out a piece of candy from her pocket and handed it to Lin Feng.
At this time, the sister witch also came over.
Lin Jingru quickly took out a piece of candy and gave it to Sister Wu, "Aunt Wu, eat candy!"
The witch shook her head, "Thank you! I don't like sweets."
Lin Feng took the candy and said with a smile: "You care about dad the most, the others have all disappeared."
Lin Jingru laughed.
At this time, Lin Jingru was not only panicked, but also a little desperate.
Dad is not with other aunts, but with Aunt Wu.
If dad fainted, how would he explain it to Aunt Wu?
You know, Aunt Wu... Even if she eats all eight candies, Aunt Wu will probably not faint.
Because Lin Shiyi said that Aunt Wu was not a human being at all.
In myths and legends, she is the Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens!
The reason why Lin Chang'e has such terrifying strength is because she inherited part of Aunt Wu's strength.
what should I do!
At this time, Lin Feng touched Lin Jingru's head and said with a smile: "Xiao Jingru, you have made some progress during this period!"
"ah?"
Lin Jingru was surprised.
She didn't understand what kind of progress her father was talking about.
At this moment, Liang Shishi came over.
"Lin Jingru, as expected you are here!"
Liang Shishi frowned.
When Lin Jingru saw her biological mother, instead of being depressed, she felt happy.
Aunt Wu can't, but mom...hehe!
Liang Shishi has been paying close attention to Lin Jingru recently.
Because it was not sure whether Lin Jingru was with Lin Chang'e, Lin Shiyi and the others again, discussing something.
I used to think that Lin Jingru was quite well-behaved, but now I finally understand that not only is Lin Jingru not well-behaved, but she's also very bad.
As a mother, it’s not appropriate to use those derogatory words to describe your daughter.
In short, Lin Jingru is the catalyst for causing trouble.
If Lin Chang'e and the others did something, the destructive power would be 70%.
If Lin Jingru joins in, it will definitely become more than 90%.
In the game, this little guy specializes in supporting, and he is also very skilled.
"Mom, I've been so good lately!"
Lin Jingru said quickly.
Liang Shishi frowned, "Be honest and don't come up with any evil ideas all day long!"
Lin Feng thought to himself, is this daughter still following you?
"Lin Jingru, go play! I have something to do with your father!"
After that, he said to Sister Wu: "Hello, Sister Wu!"
Sister Wu nodded, "I'm going to watch Westward Journey, do you want to watch it together?"
"It's an old movie, I've seen it all."
Liang Shishi said with a smile.
The sister witch said nothing and turned back to the house.
Instead of watching a movie, I was doing preparations.
After all, transformation takes a certain amount of time.
Lin Feng raised his wrist to look at the time and said, "Auntie, is something okay?"
Liang Shishi said: "There is really a big thing that requires your decision. Regarding the petrochemical cooperation project with the Arutu people, we have a Spring Festival, but others do not."
Speaking, Liang Shishi glanced at Lin Jingru.
Lin Jingru's eyes widened, looking interested.
Liang Shishi was happy instead. It would be great if Lin Jingru was interested in these business matters.
She didn't know that Lin Jingru was thinking about what to do with her biological mother.
Of course, Lin Jingru also has a bottom line.
It doesn't hurt my mother to know this.
Otherwise, she would never do such a thing.
Lin Feng glanced at Lin Jingru, "This is not the time to talk about things, let's go over there and find a place to talk!"
Liang Shishi glanced at Sister Wu's house and nodded.
When leaving, he helped Sister Wu close the door.
Lin Jingru pulled Lin Feng's sleeves and followed quickly.
"Lin Jingru, is something wrong?"
Lin Feng asked.
Lin Jingru shook her head and said: "It's okay! Anyway, I'm okay. I want to hear mom and dad talk about work."
really!
When Liang Shishi heard this, she smiled and said: "That's right, you should follow suit and learn from it. From now on, the matters in mother's hands will be left in your hands!"
Lin Feng nodded and gave Lin Jingru a thumbs up.
This sixth child is really getting better and better at pretending.
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