food?
Is it me?
So I'm just a foodie!
"No, then why are you saving Xuan'er? Oh, one is not enough to eat, isn't it! You still have to keep her, you are a pervert! Let me tell you, people will get prions if they eat people. There is no cure, and they will eventually end up with prions because of Death due to insanity.”
"Shut up!"
Taste the food Sanren feels like he is experiencing the biggest Waterloo in his life. This food is too difficult to handle.
"When did I say I was going to eat you? I just wanted to drain some of your blood."
"Let, let blood?"
Shui Miaomiao didn't react for a moment. Is it that simple?
"Otherwise? I don't know how you understand that sentence. The taste must be in the blood. How could it be in the meat? How can a single spirit swan egg still be pickled with flavor?"
"No! You bleed. Xuan'er just lost so much blood, isn't it enough?"
"Can that be used? Low-grade fever, chills, and fear will give the blood a strange fishy smell, making it impossible for me to extract the deliciousness of the spirit swan eggs. Even if it's your blood, I can't let it go now!"
It was a moment of silence.
"Really just bloodletting? How much does it cost?"
"The more the better, after all, it is impossible to refine it successfully in one go."
When I didn't say anything, Shui Miaomiao kept her mouth shut.
"So if you smile and feel happy, the blood will not have a strange smell."
"Haha." Shui Miaomiao grinned perfunctorily.
"Is it bad for you to be uncooperative?"
"I want to cooperate, but you are being hung up by your hands, how can you laugh?"
"I know what you are planning. I saw with my own eyes the way the bandit went to heaven. She can control water and transform into a dragon. She is worthy of being a member of the Ancient Immortal Sect. So do you think I will give you the possibility of counterattack?"
There was nothing to talk about, so Shui Miaomiao remained silent.
"Don't be like this. I will definitely give you a chance and won't let you die."
"hehe."
Shui Miaomiao smiled perfunctorily, "Why should I trust you? The knife is in your hand. You can bleed as much or as little as you want. If you want to mummify it for me, can I say no? I won't laugh anyway."
"Let's not be so unreasonable. If you don't know me, just go out and ask around. Who in the world doesn't know that I, Changmei Sanren, keep my word. I won't drain your blood. After all, the last blood tastes bitter." , can you try it..."
Shui Miaomiao bit her lip and looked at Changchian Sanren who was talking about the taste of blood. She didn't ask, why do you know that the last blood in the human body has a bitter taste.
"Who are you saying is unreasonable? Now you want to bleed me, but you say I am unreasonable. Why do I insist on getting to know you and ask me to go out to inquire? Then you should let me go! Otherwise I will go Then ask!"
"Sharp-tongued, really troublesome."
After listening to Shui Miaomiao, Changcian Sanren actually stepped forward to untie the rope, and then suddenly stopped, "I almost got caught by you. My patience is limited, you're the best."
"I can't laugh anyway."
Shui Miaomiao interrupted Changmei Sanren's threat. She had already seen it just now. Changmei Sanren was absolutely obsessed with food, especially delicious food.
He will not tolerate imperfections, which is why Shui Miaomiao is having trouble with Changcian Sanren.
"My life is a tragedy~ It makes me sad just thinking about it, I want to cry, oh oh oh oh."
"Ah! Ah!"
Looking at Shui Miaomiao who burst into tears, Changmeishanren walked back and forth frantically in the cave.
"You forced me, you forced me."
Shui Miaomiao saw Changmeishanren talking to himself and taking out something from the storage space.
"What is this?" Shui Miaomiao asked nervously.
"Laughing Nightmare Powder." The Tastemaker took out a porcelain jar and stepped forward, threatening Shui Miaomiao, "Looking at your expression, you don't know Xiaoying Powder. It will make anyone who smells it feel happy, wholeheartedly." It’s pleasant, but its side effects are huge. Once you smell it, if you don’t continue to smell it for a period of time, you will have nightmares, and you will be scared to death.”
"I think you are a girl and I can't bear to use it. I am giving you a chance to adjust your mentality and stop crying. I will bleed some blood."
"Originally, I thought that the two girls would drain half of the blood each, but then I know that your friend developed a low-grade fever, and the blood will have a peculiar smell within seven days, making it completely unusable. Look, don't you think I'm taking good care of your friend now? Believe me, I will definitely save my breath. Is there no regret after using Xiaomeng Powder?"
Shui Miaomiao was concerned about one thing when it came to Changdeishanren's long talk, "What kind of San is this? Is it smelly?"
"Yeah." Taste the food Sanren nodded.
"Humph." The nervous Shui Miaomiao immediately relaxed and glanced at Changmeishan Ren, "I'll just leave it at that. If I want to laugh out loud, I'll take your last name. Oh, by the way, what's your last name? Changcian Sanren should be the name they gave you."
"Is this important?"
Shui Miaomiao raised her eyebrows and looked at the people who were tasting the food. "It's boring. Let's chat casually. It's really hard to describe my life. Thinking about it makes me burst into tears. It makes me sad. It makes me want to look up to the sky and scream. Old Oh my God! Why are you so heartless! Ooooooooo.”
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Looking at Shui Miaomiao who was expressionless and even yawning.
For the first time, Changmei Sanren doubted his life.
"How can it be useless! Shouldn't it be?"
"Calm down. Being angry can hurt your liver. Maybe your Laughing Nightmare Powder has expired. Why don't you try it yourself?"
"Do I look stupid!"
"It doesn't look like it, but it looks like it when it moves."
'Crack! '
The angry Tiffany Man threw the porcelain jar in his hand and hit it on the wall behind Shui Miaomiao.
A large amount of powder was flying around, and Tasteful Sanren hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, stepped back, and used magic to evaporate the laughing nightmare powder.
"You really don't feel happy at all?"
The taster asked, "Just now there was a whole can of Xiaomengsan. How miserable is this girl's life? There is no happiness at all."
"Ahem, no, it's just a bit choking, ahem."
The Laughing Nightmare Powder was sprinkled head-on, and a lot of it even flew into her mouth. Shui Miaomiao was a little scared now. She was really lucky that the Laughing Nightmare Powder relied on smell to work.
It seems that it is better to hold back, don't really make the taster crazy and let him chop himself up without any care.
However, Shui Miaomiao still underestimated the high food requirements of Chang Cuisan people.
"Tell me~ I can't even feel my instincts now that my arms are hanging. Who can laugh, right?"
Shui Miaomiao muttered casually, but before she could finish her words, there was a "stab" sound coming from above, and Changmeishanren breathed some spiritual energy and cut the rope.
Shui Miaomiao immediately fell to the ground in an extremely embarrassed posture.
“I feel like I can’t even laugh anymore.”
Shui Miaomiao gritted her teeth. She didn't feel anything when her arm was hung just now, but now when she suddenly put it down, it felt like she was being numbed.
"I've let you down, what else do you want?"
Taste the food Sanren has lost his temper.
Sitting up from the ground with difficulty, Shui Miaomiao slowly shook her arms and gouged out her eyes.
"Are people nowadays so temperamental? I can be considered your senior after all. I owe this to you. Stop looking at me with a plaintive face. People who don't know may think I did something to you."
