The white tiger spirit and the wild wolf spirit stood upright and silently took out the dick again,
"Amitabha, everyone, the poor monk is late."
At this moment, a Buddha's name broke the silence,
Everyone looked around and saw Tang Sanzang standing at the door with a pale face and a kind smile.
"I wonder who this master is..."
When the Buddhist monk finally appeared, the fat Taoist felt happy and asked with a smile.
"The poor monk Tang Sanzang, under the orders of the Emperor of Tang, went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. These are the disciples of the poor monk. The two Taoist priests are very polite."
Tang Sanzang looked at the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist with a smile. Seven spider spirits had appeared. These two guys were definitely with them.
The two "death plans" were completely destroyed by the bunch of scumbags in Buddhism. For the sake of lifelong happiness, this time must not fail.
"It turns out he's an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty. I'm not welcome. Please sit inside."
The fat Taoist was very discerning and took advantage of this moment to order the two Taoist boys to serve two new cups of tea according to the portions.
There was another sound in his belly, and Sun Wukong's face tightened. If he waited a moment longer, he might have to pull his pants down. Just when he was relieved, I suddenly saw a towering jujube tree with luxuriant branches and leaves on the right side of the courtyard. It's not as thick as ten people hugging each other, and it's perfect for hiding. As long as it makes a sound, others will definitely notice it.
Qin Ran chuckled and said, "Taoist master, don't worry about it. Master Bazang has had diarrhea after eating good food in the past few days."
"What happened to that little master?"
The fat Taoist smiled awkwardly and said, "I do mind. I do mind."
In order to dispel the wariness of Tang Sanzang and Zhang Min, Bai-Eyed Demon Lord took the initiative to pick up the tea cup and said with a laugh, "It was Zhou's fault that Pindao didn't take care of just now. Please pay your respects. Pindao will offer tea instead of wine to you, Mr. A drink for all you humble monks."
The Taoist boy took out two cups of tea again, one cup for Sun Wukong and one cup for Tang Sanzang.
The spider spirit's eyes lit up when he heard this, looking at the setting sun, hoping that Ye Mu would arrive slowly.
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord spat out a sip of tea from his mouth. At first I thought I was using poison, but I thought that Sun Wukong was more poisonous than me. The air was suffocating, and one breath made me dizzy.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord suppressed his nausea, waved his sleeves to dispel the strong smell, and laughed dryly.
Did the Taoist priest get kicked in the head by a donkey? The vegetables and radishes haven't gone bad yet? Do you think my diarrhea is severe enough?
"Hey, the Taoist priest doesn't know anything." Qin Ran sighed, then looked at it and said: "In your Xiaotang, there is no old saying that Chi Zao must be finished. Xiaoyi means that before eating Chi Zao, everything must be finished." It is auspicious, so it can be eaten."
After saying that, he drank.
“Stinky!“
The pilgrims are so close, as long as they solve the troubles nearby, Tang Monk's meat will be at his fingertips. To say he is excited is to lie.
Sun Wukong felt the cold eyes of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and his heart was filled with chills. The old bastard would surely spoil this.
"They want to retreat and hook up with me."
Zhang Minlong waved his hand and said with a polite smile: "The poor monk came from afar and bowed with bare hands because he dared to trouble the Taoist priest to give him a banquet."
The fat Taoist said, "My child, please serve tea to the holy monk, and go elsewhere to arrange fasting meals as soon as possible."
Sun Wukong looked overjoyed and ran over calmly. Inside the small hall, a flower-like male goblin poked through the thin window paper and peeked quietly.
Everyone looked at Zhang Minlong. Sun Wukong's face turned red. Just as he was about to speak, he ran towards the house.
Looking at the rows of corridors and house courtyards behind his eyes, Zhang Minlong looked confused. Who among those carved and painted buildings could tell which one was the latrine?
"That's right. This monkey recognizes you and will definitely retreat rashly. Xu will definitely defeat senior brother's plan."
Tang Sanzang walked up to the main hall and saw the three pure statues above. He kneaded incense and poured it into the furnace. He bowed three times before saluting the Taoist priest.
"Miss, it's really Mr. Qin."
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord looked at Tang Sanzang and beamed with joy, "Holy Monk, please wait a moment. Instruct a few disciples to pick some rotten vegetables and radishes and arrange a vegetarian meal for the Holy Monk to receive the wind and wash away the dust."
Qin Ran said quickly and leisurely, "Jujubes that have been around for a long time are definitely edible."
That Taoist temple is indeed majestic. There are only a dozen people in the courtyard, and the terrain is extremely simple. A special person who enters for the first time will definitely lose his way in it.
"He and you are both monks. You don't have eight liters of salary when you see the mountain gate. Why should you be polite?"
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, their hearts tightened, and they secretly clenched their fists, ready to take action.
Several pretty young men suppressed their inner turmoil and looked at Qin Ran sitting outside with cold eyes, talking loudly.
"Master Qin is even more handsome than he was in the past few days."
The spider spirits looked at each other, with a look of fear gradually showing in their eyes.
The monk must have deliberately come to cause trouble. Just when his plan was about to succeed, something like this happened.
Tang Sanzang came at the right time, otherwise Sun Wukong and the others would definitely have discovered the flaw just now.
Generally speaking, people from the Taoist sect, except for the old man from Taibaijinxing, were relatively friendly to him, unlike the bunch of wimps from the Buddhist sect who always tried to trick him.
Qin Ran glanced at the tea, shook his head and sighed, "It's worth drinking jujube tea."
"And it's getting late now. You will arrange accommodation for a few of them later."
The fat Taoist also laughed and said: "Those dates were just picked from the jujube trees. They are old and very delicious. You guys are being polite."
Sure enough, was it still discovered?
The fat Taoist was stunned for a moment and said in a deep voice: "Sir, what do you mean by this? Why can you eat it? Are you afraid that the taste of the dates will be bad? Although he is worried about this, don't look at the white color of the dates. In fact, if you eat them It tastes delicious."
The wild wolf spirit and the white tiger spirit stared at the two guys, their expressions gradually stiffened, and they silently took out their weapons.
"Young Master, Elder Sun, it's already early and the jujube tea is getting cold. They'd better taste it slowly."
Before Zhang Minlong backed out of the front yard, he realized that he had gone in the wrong direction. I originally wanted to run inside, but I thought I had mistakenly admitted the wrong door, so I backed into the front yard of the Taoist temple.
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord showed a special chrysanthemum smile on his face, and finished his encouragement:
In the small hall, Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and Fat Taoist chatted for a while before changing the subject.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord arranged his clothes, stepped forward, and laughed.
But Sun Wukong looked strange under his seat. Then he heard several popping noises, and a strong smell spread throughout the small hall.
"Is it... this monk again?"
The little spider spirit shook his head hesitantly, "If we stay at the Taoist temple tonight, we won't have a chance."
It was approaching dusk, the weather was cool, the breeze was blowing, the leaves were rustling, and a strange smell filled the courtyard. The peeping spiders suddenly covered their noses and almost retched.
