"Senior brother, don't you also want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
"How is that possible? Tang Sanzang has been hacked to death by us a long time ago."
"You can still be resurrected after death. The Bodhisattva Pilampo has great supernatural powers. It should be easy to resurrect a mere mortal."
A beautiful girl's eyes flashed with a sly smile.
"Senior brother said you are not allowed to run around at will. You can always take a walk in the courtyard, right? Sisters, please stay here while I go for a walk outside."
"I'll go too!" "Wait for me!"
The big spider spirit saw that there was no one around him in the blink of an eye. He couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only follow him out.
The sky was blue and white clouds were floating. Seven beautiful female fairies walked out of the back room. Flowers of various colors were planted in the backyard. It was supposed to be the season when the flowers were fragrant, but when a breeze blew, there was a strange smell. Overflowing the courtyard.
"Sister, what does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad!"
The beautiful girl wrinkled her lovely nose, then her expression changed and she almost vomited.
I scolded Vajrapani Bodhisattva in my heart. Damn it, if it was because of that bald donkey, I would definitely be tortured like that. It has been back and forth for not even eight times, but it is still unfinished. What kind of bullshit relic elixir is it? As a laxative, I would definitely listen to the words of those brats in Buddhism in the past.
"vomit!"
Occasionally, a group of male goblins retched and retched incessantly. Looking at Shu Ruiren, he showed a rare look of fear, and all of them fled in an instant.
"Sisters beat me up!"
"You escaped first too!"
"Damn monk, don't you have no moral integrity?"
"Young Master is absolutely right."
Based on the keen sense of smell of a demon king, I can tell what bad birds the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist are. They have already prepared broken maces. If the situation is good, they will give us two maces.
The wild wolf spirit said with a stiff face and a smile:
"Exploding the sky, what do you mean?"
"Elder Sun, the date in his tea cup is not even two hundred years old. The effect must be wrong. He should try it quickly!"
Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling the killing intent emanating from the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and reminded Shu Rui loudly: "Sir, I think the master of that Taoist temple is a bad guy, so be careful. "
I had already held a grudge against the white tiger spirit and Qin Ran who teased me just now, so I took heavy medicine, divided the elixir into seven parts, and put them into the tea respectively.
Qin Ran looked into the tea and saw a deep white jujube floating in the seven cups, emitting a strange light. He was shocked and said: "That tea..."
…
"What the python spirit said is wrong. Qin Ran is really difficult to deal with."
Outside the wall of the Taoist temple, Tang Sanzang stood supporting the wall, his face pale, and he felt like he was about to collapse.
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's face was livid with anger, and he weakly suppressed the urge to kill. He said with a weak smile: "Young Master really knows how to joke. Please don't take offense when the rough men in the mountains take care of Zhou!"
The Seven Spider Spirits covered their noses and ran away decisively.
But seeing Qin Ran's voice change, he praised, "Those red dates are really rare and a great supplement. Looking at the white and tan color, they must have been picked from under the jujube trees that grow young."
Shu Ruiren and Wild Wolf Spirit also looked at each other, and silently took out their machetes and maces, hoping to take advantage of them and hit them with one blow.
The white tiger spirit shook his head and said with a smile, "Taoist Master, since the effect of the dates is so bad, and I, the old Sun, as a newcomer, can't accept it, you two should change it."
Qin Ran flicked the thumb of his right hand slightly, and a stream of light popped up. There was a snap sound, the cup shattered, and the tea splashed.
One person and one monkey encourage each other,
Shu Ruiren's expression froze for a moment, her legs trembled, and she almost collapsed to the ground in fear. Damn it, there are so many enemies. Even a broken Taoist temple in the wilderness can meet a group of male goblins.
The smile of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord froze instantly, and the White Tiger Spirit laughed warmly.
"Huh! Which little Taoist priest is so unbecoming and defecates everywhere!"
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist twitched at the corners of their mouths, wiped their sweat, and let go of their hands.
Sun Wukong looked sad and angry, feeling that his self-esteem had been bruised.
"You'll know if you see it. If I catch him, his legs will be broken!"
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord's hands shook, and he weakly resisted the urge to chop people, and said with a smile: "This jujube tree has not grown for more than a thousand years, and the jujubes below will change from red to red as the years go by. Whitening, the darker the color, the worse the effect and the more delicious the taste."
In order to prevent any flaw from being discovered, they were specially wrapped with red dates without the core, but because of the strong toxicity,
"Big cat, he is too suspicious. The master of Chrysanthemum Temple personally makes tea and is so courteous and virtuous. How can a person of that kind be a good person?" Shu Rui smiled and said,
"Elder Sun, please go first!"
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, their hearts suddenly lifted, and their expressions changed dramatically. The red dates in the tea were the bone-eroding and soul-stealing elixir carefully refined by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. It was extremely poisonous, even for immortals. If you take Bali, you will definitely die instantly.
Under the small hall, murderous intent overflowed.
The Bai-Eyed Demon Lord and the Fat Taoist looked at each other, with a look of viciousness flashing across their faces. They put their hands behind their backs in front of their bodies, took out their spiritual treasures, and prepared to make a move.
Tang Sanzang and Wild Wolf Spirit had their heads covered with white lines and silently let go of the guy in their hands.
But at this moment, a more intense stench filled the air.
"Elder Sun is a guest from afar, so why should he be polite?"
It was enough to be ridiculed and despised by his disciples, and he was also weakly respected by a group of male goblins.
A male goblin pointed at Sun Wukong and cursed.
The big spider spirit snorted coldly and looked outside the wall.
The white tiger spirit smiled strangely, "That's right, Taoist Priest, is their chrysanthemum view supposed to be rich in chrysanthemums? Why are dates so bad?"
“Taoist priest, don’t be too modest!”
"Amitabha, this poor monk thinks about it too! It's just..."
In Huanghuaguan, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord looked at Shu Ruiren and Qin Ran with a smile on his face, with a hint of sinisterness hidden in his eyes, "What can we entertain you in the mountains and wilderness? There are no coarse tea and snacks outside, so why not please The young master and several others enjoy it." "
"If you actually do something like that around your senior brother's Taoist temple, I'm going to fight him!"
"Dead monk, did he do it on purpose?"
“Moral corruption is good!“
I raised my head and suddenly saw a pair of dark little eyes, staring straight at me with an expression full of contempt.
Sun Wukong looked pale, waved his hand and explained:
"Shame on you!"
The fat Taoist set his sights on the strongest Sha Seng.
"Taoist Master, please come first!"
There were two puffs of puffs, and the monk's robes were automatically blown by the wind.
The fat Taoist smiled dryly and complimented: "Young Master really has a keen eye for pearls. Yes, those jujubes are picked from under the jujube tree in the front yard. They can activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, detoxify and nourish the skin. Mortals who eat them will gain weight and stay healthy."
"That's alright. You can hold it in, miss. He can teach me a lesson. You can run away first."
The male demons retched and looked disgusted.
The purple dresses of the two spider spirits fluttered and flew out of the courtyard. The other female fairies followed closely behind them with disgusting curses.
"too disgusting!"
