The beautiful woman's eyes widened angrily, she pulled Tang Sanzang's ears hard several times, and said angrily: "Damn monk, it's endless. Do you dare to talk nonsense when you are about to die? Be careful, I will bite your tongue." Pull it off."
"What a bullshit eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, he is just a hooligan and a liar!"
The female devils looked like they wanted to kill someone, and they were gearing up to beat the monk again.
Tang Sanzang screamed again and was about to cry without tears. He looked down and saw the fish in the iron pot stirring again, swimming in various fancy styles, splashing water, and instantly revealing a picture of a monkey. Face, looking at himself with a smile.
Tang Sanzang's eyes widened suddenly, Damn it, dead monkey! Let's just say, this is not like Kieran's style, he will be killed by this monkey this time.
He could have died normally according to the script, but he didn't expect to be tortured like this. In this case, don't blame the teacher for not teaching the relationship between the apprentice.
Tang Sanzang thought of this and said: "Female Bodhisattvas, do you know that the Great Sage Qitian who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago was the disciple of the poor monk..."
Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, the big spider spirit slapped him across the face.
"Damn monk, how dare you threaten us?"
Tang Sanzang was beaten to the point of being stunned. These female devils didn't play according to the routine.
"Miss, that fish is actually pretending to be dead," Yun'er pointed at the goldfish in the iron pot and screamed softly.
Tang Sanzang felt that his dignity had been greatly provoked. He twitched his mouth and said with a solemn expression, "I'm absolutely fine, poor monk. What fell in your mouth just now was simply bird droppings. I can't do anything to this poor monk." God swears."
Following the little spider spirit's command, a demonic man immediately changed his figure, his pink gauze skirt danced, and he took up different positions. Densely packed slender white threads wrapped around Sun Wukong. In a moment, a sheet of paper covering the sky was formed. Small net, shrinking slowly.
"Go ahead and lie to ghosts!" the eldest Duo Nan said with a look of disdain, and the other demon men also had a look of belief.
Liu Zhulun cried a little, crying very sadly. Those male demons were just human beings, and they even gave me a chance to speak.
Sun Wukong dashed from right to left, and was finally trapped. He looked at Tang Sanzang with his eyes turned white, and his tongue tilted to one side, which was very funny.
"It's a drop of water, does it have any taste?"
A group of spider spirits stood at a distance with their mouths full of tongues, covering their noses with disgust on their faces, for fear of being contaminated by the stench from Tang Sanzang's mouth.
"I thought that monkey was quite capable. Didn't it turn out that he was also like this?"
A long sword was broken before the fish touched it, making a clanging sound.
The male goblin looked at Tang Sanzang who was vomiting like crazy, with a look of disgust on his face, so he complained.
"He means that the fish was transformed by his little apprentice"
"What is this?" the little spider spirit curled his lips and asked sarcastically.
The goldfish swam more happily in the rolling cold water. The roof moved wildly, the fish opened and closed its mouth, and uttered human words. It looked very funny.
The little spider spirit yelled angrily, "Damn monkey, pretending to be a ghost! It's better to show your true colors slowly!"
The handsome man breathed a sigh of relief, while the other male demons also smiled broadly.
Liu Zhulun breathed a sigh of relief, the dead monkey finally showed its flaws.
The little spider was smart and wise, and said in a deep voice, "That monkey's methods are extraordinary, so you can lose focus."
The male demons all looked at each other, half believing it, a plot about master and apprentice killing each other.
The goldfish opened its mouth slightly and laughed like a monkey.
The handsome man asked with a look of belief, "Damn monk, how could he be so evil?"
The little spider spirit said with a disgusted look on his face, "The Liuzhu Lun now makes you sick to your stomach just looking at it. Although you are monsters, you definitely have a strong taste."
The little spider spirit shouted loudly, and a snow-white long sword appeared in his jade hand. The gauze skirt fluttered, and the figure moved slowly, and slashed at the goldfish.
"You want to eat it too!"
"He smells so bad, it makes me sick to my stomach just looking at him."
Liu Zhulun's heart was full of mmp. Even if I killed him, I doubted it was such a coincidence. There was absolutely nothing weird about that bird.
"Sisters, catch that monkey!"
"Smelly monk, we have known your situation for a long time. You think we are as stupid as you and don't know anything!" The beautiful girl pinched her waist and said coldly.
Damn it, could they wait until you finish talking before hitting you?
At this moment, the goldfish in the iron pot suddenly moved, its mouth opened slightly, and rolling cold water spurted out. The male goblins were startled and fled away, their clothes getting wet.
"Goblins, please use your strength to tickle Grandpa Sun."
The little spider spirit glanced at the iron pot without thinking and asked urgently. Tang Sanzang nodded vigorously with tears in his eyes.
Tang Sanzang looked sincere. I was extremely disgusted at first and retched for a long time, but then I realized that I had been tricked. I didn't have that flat-haired beast's eyes, which was very satisfying. He was clearly mocking me. ,
"The poor monk is saying that this dead monkey can transform into seventeen evil spirits, and is cunning and cunning..."
"Come on, I have less strong tastes."
"It's disgusting!"
"He even eats shit. He is really a special person!"
The water splashed, and the terrifying golden light spread. The goldfish was not damaged at all, but a demon man was bounced out by a small force and fell under the pool.
"Miss, you want to eat Tang Monk's meat."
The air became strangely noisy, and all the male demons looked at Tang Sanzang with strange expressions. The monk must have been knocked out of his mind. He wasn't even trying hard to sell, and he was begging others to eat him.
"That monk even eats bird poop, which is incredible."
"In that case, let's throw the monk aside and digest it. After a while, wash it off before eating."
Tang Sanzang said with a look of sorrow and indignation, "That time the monkey was kind and righteous. When he saw the master being beaten, he was in charge or not. The poor monk had to give me a harsh lesson."
"Sisters, form a formation."
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he panicked. I still hoped that those monsters would reshape their bodies before they were eaten and wiped clean. If they were dragged up like that, something would definitely happen. He quickly advised him with sincerity: "Fellow male Bodhisattvas, please say goodbye. I'm a poor monk." There is absolutely no problem with the meat. How do they know if they try it?”
That’s not too respectful!
And when Tang Sanzang finished speaking, a man slapped him with a few more slaps, making Tang Sanzang's eyes full of stars and he was dizzy.
"Female Bodhisattvas, this is not what I mean."
Tang Sanzang pointed at the goldfish trapped in a ball of spider webs and laughed like a pig, "Hahaha, damn monkey, let him play tricks on you as your teacher!"
At this moment, a yellow bird fluttered its wings and flew over leisurely from a distance. It glanced sideways at Tang Sanzang who was smiling arrogantly. There was a snapping sound and a lump of yellow stuff. It fell into my mouth.
Tang Sanzang's laughter stopped suddenly, his expression was dull for a few seconds, and then he started to vomit.
