"Ouch, ouch."
"Master Qin, please save me, I'm dying."
Qin Ran looked around and saw that the innate yin and yang energy in the belly of the fat monk had condensed. Good guy, four treasures in one child! If this were born, it would be enough to shock the three worlds.
Sun Wukong asked in confusion, "Master Qin, what's going on with Master and Junior Brother Sha?"
"There must be something wrong with the water just now." Kieran pretended, "Just find a place and ask."
There is a village on the nearby road. Outside the village, there are a group of old women sitting on the haystacks knitting sweaters.
"Old man, we came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. My master ate river water when he was crossing the river. Now he has a stomachache. Do you have any advice on how to save him?" Sun Wukong stepped forward and asked.
These old women burst into laughter upon hearing this, testifying
"Where do you get water?"
"It's the Qingshui River in the east."
The Xiliang girl thought about the solution, "Mother-in-law, they don't have a husband outside? You go and buy some abortion pills, let your master and junior brother take them, and then abort the fetus."
The corner of the Xiliang girl's mouth twitched, "Nonsense, that fat monk just walked away when he saw a handsome man, said nothing, and just finished eight small bowls, how can he have a small belly?"
Mr. Qin narrowed his eyes, "Sun Wukong, you are a woman, why can't you have children? Stop joking!"
The Xiliang girl giggled and said, "As the ancients said, when the melons are ripe they will fall off. It must be at this time that the armpits will crack and form a hole, and the child will come out on its own."
Hearing this, Mr. Qin had tears in his eyes and pulled Bi Zhen's sleeves, not letting go, "Sun Wukong, he asked the mother-in-law, there is no Wen Po out there who doesn't have heavy hands, look for a few to come over, you have a stomachache right now." "It's terrible, I think the baby is about to be born."
Bizhen said seductively: "Master, please don't talk nonsense. If you say more, you will have to wait for eight days. Why is it so slow?"
"That's right. From your point of view, if he drank less water from Tang Sanzang's river, he would be so small." The old woman shook her head.
Along the way, I was deceived by Buddhism, and I knew that many disasters were waiting for me. And the most important thing is that all these experiences have not convinced me that few so-called true Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are just It's just fake compassion, and the inner sinisterness is far different from that of a monster.
Mr. Qin's face was full of collapse. Is the effect so bad? He can't be born in eight days, so give him a ten-month rush period!
"That little master occasionally has a bad appetite and is already fat." Bizhen explained.
"That damn monkey, he talks sarcastic words outside so much. It hurts my teacher to death. Please go get some water."
The Xiliang girl held her stomach and kept laughing, "Master is really a hero among men. As a monk, he actually got pregnant with seven children at one time. Very few men in this world have such good luck!"
"What a big joke. You can't drink the water from this river."
Mr. Qin was so painful that he was sweating and said angrily.
Mr. Qin and Sand Monk looked pale, so the water didn't have that effect yet?
Qin Ran said with a smile, "Lao Sha, Master Bazang, they are so awkward. If the fetus is induced, it will be bad if the root of the disease remains before the baby is born."
Qin Ran shook his head, "Master Bazang, from your point of view, just give birth to the child."
Another old woman looked at Mr. Qin's belly and said doubtfully, "It's really strange. Before your man drank the water, even if he wasn't pregnant, he had never seen such a small belly."
The old woman smiled and shook her head, "Are you aware that you and your mother are all men from the river country? If you want to have children, you must rely on the water of Tang Sanzang's river, and you can prove it."
Mr. Qin seemed to have been struck by a bolt from the blue.
Bizhenpeng's face turned even paler. One child was enough, but several more were missing!
Mr. Qin was stunned. It must be said that Bizhen's idea was very tempting.
"It is said that they are septuplets." The old woman said that it was shocking that they would die or not.
"There's nothing wrong with this.
What does it do?" Mr. Qin asked, enduring the pain.
That shook my faith less. As long as I don't have a baby, Buddhism can always force me to go to the Western Heaven to seek Buddhist scriptures, right? Anyone who wants to ask for the birth fluid needs to prepare a bonus sheet, a sheep wine and fruit plate, pray eight times and four times, and make a sincere donation. Can you ask for my bowl of water? How can those traveling monks not have so little money? I'm afraid they can only accept their fate and forget about it when the time comes. 「
Yes, there is not even a single woman in the entire Zimuhe River Country. How did your children come from this? It turns out that it was because of the river water of Tang Sanzang. The river there was so miserable that Bizhenpeng felt that his life was gloomy. Did you ever think that you could be a monk and not have children one day? certificate
Sha Seng was so shocked that he was speechless, "You are women, how can you have children?"
"In the capital, there is no Yingyang Pavilion post, and there is no Zhaotei Spring in the post gate. The man outside drank the river water. Eight days ago, he went to the Zhaotei Spring to watch. A pair of figures appeared in the still water. A child will be born.
Qin Ran said seriously, "You have gone through many dangers along the way. He has suffered a lot. Now that he has given birth to a child, there is no excuse for being evil. These true Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have no reason to persecute him. From now on, he will stay here Bizhen Pengguo has no time to go west again."
"You all come in and I'll tell you in detail."
The old woman smiled and said: "There is no Jieyang Mountain directly south of you, there is not a Po'er cave in the mountain, and there is no fetal spring outside the cave. Just take a sip of the water in the well and you can relieve the fetal gas. It's now. However, he got the water. Later, a Taoist priest named Ruyi Zhenxian came and changed the Po'er Cave into Juxian Temple and occupied the birth spring water. He was willing to give it to people easily.
"There are no side effects. Wudong may have to have fewer children!"
Sha Monk also forgot about the pain and looked at Mr. Qin with a simple expression. If the fat monk had ordered him back then, I would have drank the river water from Tang Sanzang. certificate
"Old man, it's time to talk now."
Qin Ran looked at the old woman in surprise. She was really ashamed of herself. Her eyes were so poisonous. He could tell at a glance how many children the fat monk was going to have.
Mr. Qin cried with runny nose and tears, "Bizhenpeng, please just go away. How can you, a monk, give birth to a child!"
"Why can't you drink?"
"Young Master is really good-looking." Several old women looked at Qin Ran and praised him, and then explained with a smile: "Young Master, you don't know, we are the Xiliang Women's Country, and all the people in the country are women. There are no Man, that’s why I feel so happy to see you. That river is called Zimu River. Only women here who are under twenty years old dare to drink water from Tang Sanzang. Before drinking the water, they will immediately feel that there is nothing in their stomachs. fetal."
Sha Seng was shocked and said, "Old man, are they joking?"
Qin Ran helped Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng come in and sat down next to the thatched cottage. certificate
"The elder also drank the river water in Tang Sanzang, so he lost his fetus and will give birth to a child eight days ago."
