Tang Sanzang was so drunk that he didn't know anything. His fat body smashed the table and fell to the ground. His big fat head was stuffed straight into the chamber pot. Yi
The corners of Sha Seng's mouth twitched when he saw it.
The monkey then sent the monks back with an embarrassed look, and the monkey's face was completely lost.
Qin Ran stepped forward and dragged this guy aside to rest. What made him dumbfounded was that after the fat monk was drunk, he felt thirsty and unconsciously stretched out his tongue to lick the edge of the chamber pot and licked the edge of the chamber pot. He smacked his lips, looking very savory.
Qin Ran threw Tang Sanzang on the bed in disgust, and washed his hands with a ball of water. This scene was a bit disgusting!
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The three demons of Chechi Kingdom, the Great Immortal Huli, the Great Immortal Luli, and the Great Immortal Yangli are all devout believers of Sanqing, so even in the middle of the night, the Sanqing Taoist temple in the city is still brightly lit. The three demons gathered seven to eight hundred Taoist priests, who were praying devoutly and offering incense.
Sun Wukong couldn't sleep at night because he was holding things in his heart. After all, he promised the group of monks to help them escape from the sea of suffering, so he jumped into the air and looked down far away. He saw the scene in the Sanqing Taoist Temple at a glance. Yi
I saw the three monsters preaching the Tao Te Ching and distributing talisman water. There was a beautiful couplet hanging in front of the main hall, which read:
'The rain is in harmony with the wind, I wish to help the Heavenly Lord with immeasurable Dharma, the river is clear and the sea is clear, I pray for long life. '
When Wu Cui and Sun Wukong met, Qin Ran followed the clouds and arrived at the Eight Purities Palace. He saw various fruits and rough dishes placed below, exuding an alluring fragrance. Those mundane things, Lu Li could see It was out of sight, but the glutton in Qinran's stomach was aroused and he was about to eat.
Immediately afterwards, Sun Wukong explained the situation to Lu Li and Wu Cui. There are many offerings in the Baqing Taoist Temple in this city, and we want to enjoy them with us.
Lu Li deliberately made some noise, stretched out his hand and pointed a clear light, which flew out and broke a dish next to it.
It was the middle of the night, the best time to do something. Wu Cui quietly blocked the secret, then touched his beard, pretended to be an immortal, and said: "Those juniors are... It’s time to pray again. You have just come down from Pantao Xiaohui. You are in a hurry. Did you bring any great immortal holy water? I will give it to them when I arrive another day. "
The eight monsters were overjoyed and ordered their disciples. Later, they played music and chanted sutras. They also took cassocks from the side, wearing human-like dog-like clothes.
Huli Wu Cui and Yangli Sha Seng looked at each other and thought that it was really not possible. At the beginning, we were taught by Taoist inferiors. This lowly man once said that as long as you devote yourself to the Tao, you will eventually be among the immortals and achieve immortality. It turns out that the prophecy should have come true today.
The eight monsters should be the monsters born under the Xiniu Hezhou. It was only after accidentally receiving some "instructions from inferior people" in Taoism that they became spirits and came to the Chechi Kingdom.
"You need to be like the eight of us before you can eat, but it's not etiquette." Sun Wukong said with a smile.
The eight monsters had just fallen asleep and were awakened by the movement over there. Hu Li Sha Monk, Yang Li Sha Monk and Jin Dan Sha Monk came to the small hall, holding torches. Under the table, cups and plates were in a mess. , very few of the tributes were eaten.
Hulisha Monk panicked when he heard this, and he kowtowed eight times and said pitifully: "Grandpa, they are all living gods who have come to the world. Even if they don't have any great immortal holy water, I will still give it to you." A way to immortality, you are so grateful." Qin Ran said, "Then you know, the one in the middle is Yuanshi Tianzun, the one on the right is Lingbao Daojun, and the one on the left is Taixiao Laojun."
Wu Cuijiang used his magical power, took a breath, and blew it into the Taoist temple. He set off a gust of wind and caused chaos under the Eight Pure Small Halls. All the vases and candlesticks were blown down one after another, and the one or four hundred Taoist priests were all blown away. They were all startled and turned pale with panic.
The monk Wu Cuisha guessed at first, "Brother, don't be suspicious. It should be your sincerity. For decades, you have been sincerely chanting sutras and building Taoist temples there, which moved the Eight Qing Grandpas. Those eight Grandpas and Saints I came and took advantage of the offerings." Yi
Qin Ran reluctantly was dragged out by the monkey.
Monk Wu Cuisha also said with a surprised look, "Those things all seemed to have been eaten by people. Some of them were skinned, and some of them had their cores spit out. Why didn't anyone see them?"
The eight demons were startled and looked back and forth at the eight statues. They saw that the eight Luli people who had not yet left were like clay sculptures and gold suits, with no flaws at all.
Lu Li smiled and shook his head. The monkey had a lot of crooked theories. Fortunately, if the Baqing statue had divinity, it would definitely attract the blame of the saint.
When he realized that the monkey knew the sky was low and the earth was thick, he moved the statue of the Eight Pure Ones to the toilet next to him. Lu Li became Taixia Laojun, Sun Wukong became the original Tianzun, and Qin Ran became Lingbao Daojun. , eight people sat under the low hall and started eating.
"Junior Brother Sha, don't worry." Qin Ran looked at Wu Cuijiang, not understanding what I meant.
But he was interrupted by Sun Wukong. That guy was really stupid. The statue behind his eyes was the statue of the Eight Pure Ones. How dare you eat our offerings? Yi
The eight people looked at each other, all looking confused. After a moment of silence, Huli Wu Cui said with a strange expression:
The eight monsters were all happy for a moment, and laughed.
Huli Wu Cui saw that the wind was coming quite late. Then he ordered the disciples to rest temporarily and wait until they get up early tomorrow to measure longitude again.
Lu Li was willing to go with me, and the eight of us climbed into the clouds and quietly came to the Taoist temple.
"What I'm saying is that if you can ask for some holy water immortals in the future, will you be able to avoid eight disasters and four disasters and join the immortal class as soon as possible?" Huli Sha Monk said excitedly.
"It's really strange. There was no demon in the small hall, so why did he eat all your offerings?
In the entire chapel, the Taoist priests began to pray devoutly. Yi
Before the three guys sorted out their descriptions, they knelt down with a plop, kowtowed four times in a quite real and real way, and then finished reciting the "Huangting Tao Zhen Jing" in unison.
Wu Cui saw all this out of sight and laughed slowly in her heart. She was sure that those three guys were all country bumpkins. They definitely came under the instructions of the Jade Emperor. If they had no contact with the Heavenly Court, they would definitely be so knowledgeable. Eight Qing Shaoxiao's noodles? How could you come to my remote country and enjoy those vulgar things? What kind of brain circuit can you think of it?
Sun Wukong said: "Does he know what kind of statue is enshrined below?"
Sun Wukong had a plan on his mind and wanted to join in the fun, so he came to the guest room and woke up Qin Ran and Lu Li.
