"Barbecued meat? Is it still delicious?" Qin Ran suddenly realized, but his face was full of vigilance: "Prince Peng really wants to eat me!"
"Who wants to eat you? How can I, the Golden Immortal of the Holy Temple, be like a low-class wild monster, greedy for food and drink?" King Peng rolled his eyes at Qin Ran angrily, "It's just a metaphor! Or is it? What an inappropriate analogy!"
"Comparing me to a barbecue, you don't want to eat me..." Qin Ran touched his chin and frowned: "I'm sorry for my stupidity, but it's really hard for me to understand the meaning of King Peng."
"You guys are so stupid!" King Peng sneered, folded his arms, looked up at the sky, and said proudly: "I have made it so clear, but you are still so ignorant? I really don't know how you practice. Immortal! Let me ask you, there is a saying among you in the mortal world: What is food, what is it?"
"Food and sex are human nature." Qin Ran thought for a moment and replied, "Food and sex are what human nature requires."
"It's not too stupid." King Peng nodded happily and said, "Comparing you to a barbecue, you are food. After eating, what is your higher nature?"
"Color." Kieran's face was expressionless.
"Exactly." King Peng clapped his hands, coughed twice, and his eyes wandered again: "When I was in Huaguo Mountain just now, when I first saw you, I thought of barbecue. But I am a golden person. Immortals will never be greedy for such low-level desires. So, ahem, do you understand?"
Although she is ranked third among the seven saints, if the ranking of the seven saints is based on the thickness of their skin, then as the third child, her skin may be a little too thin in some aspects. At this time, he looked a little shy and his tone was a little awkward.
However, she still held on to her aura, maintaining the aura of a veteran ruffian who was not stingy.
"I understand." Qin Ran nodded expressionlessly again: "King Peng is pestering me like this because he doesn't want me to take you to heaven. The so-called going to heaven is just an excuse. King Peng's real intention is Want to sleep with me!"
At the same time, he complained in his heart: "I'm not the real Tang Sanzang, why do these famous banshees and immortals all want to sleep with me?"
Liuli'er had obviously stayed in the evil realm of the Daughter's Kingdom for too long, and was just infected by the Daughter's Kingdom, where the whole country was obsessed with nymphomaniacs.
What is the reason for this golden-winged roc eagle?
Just when he was realizing the absurdity, Demon King Peng, who was told the true meaning by Qin Ran's words, blushed slightly on his pretty face, but his aura was still strong: "Hey, I tell you, you look like a gentle man, why are you so vulgar in your words? ? It’s true that this great sage wants to sleep with you, but can’t you say it in a more tactful way? Like a happy marriage, a red star moving, a marriage made in heaven, etc.?”
Kieran's face was expressionless, and he complained in his mind: "You have frankly admitted that you want to sleep with me, and you still blame me for speaking vulgarly?"
The Peng Demon King continued to talk to himself: "That's what I think. You see, I am a born divine bird..."
Qin Ran thought to himself: "Just now I said I was a wild bird, but now I'm a natural bird again."
"As for you, you also have a mysterious and wonderful body. I have a gut feeling that if I get married to you, the offspring I will give birth to in the future will be uniquely loved by heaven and earth. Not to mention Daluo Jinxian, it is possible to attain the Tao of Hunyuan. You see, Our descendants have attained the enlightenment of Hunyuan, so as parents, can’t we, as parents, be supported by our children and become immortal for all eternity?”
Qin Ran said expressionlessly: "Prince Peng has long-term thoughts and I feel ashamed."
King Peng waved his jade hands, his pretty face turned red, and he said with a forced smile: "We immortals can't just look at the present, we need to take a long-term view. Don't look at the fact that except for a monkey, there is no chaos in the three realms. But the world What should we do when the calamity of calamity and the killing of gods comes?
"In order to live a long life and plan for happiness, you need to make preparations in advance. So what, since you and I are in love, it's better to choose a day than to hit it. Let's make today a good thing!"
"In the blink of an eye, our friendship has risen from a very good relationship to a heart-to-heart relationship? Although I have experienced the fast pace of the demon fairy, but... I never expected that one of the seven great saints, the Demon King Peng, would actually want to bring someone with him. Wave rhythm!"
Qin Ran was amused in his heart, shook his head and said, "Prince Peng, are you a little too hasty? It hasn't been an hour since we met, right?"
"Hasty?" King Peng raised his index finger and shook it: "Yue Lao pulls a red thread, and it only takes one breath.
. It only takes one breath for Princess Hongluan Xing Longji to decide on a marriage. Tianxi Xingxing and Emperor Zhou guarantee a matchmaker, or it only takes one breath.
"We've known each other for almost an hour, and you still think you're careless? By the way, when the Jade Emperor's daughter Weaver Girl came down to earth and married that cowherd, it was just a matter of stealing some clothes. Compared with her, I'm so big Sheng is already very reserved."
Qin Ran smiled and said: "Listening to what King Peng said, I feel that King Peng knows everything about heaven. Didn't you just say that he doesn't even know where the gate of heaven is?"
"This is not important!" King Peng said flatly.
When her lies were exposed, her expression remained unchanged, and her eyes did not even flicker. This shows that she is thick-skinned, and she is worthy of being the third among the seven saints.
King Peng stared at Qin Ran and spoke affectionately: "The important thing is, sister, I am the Golden Immortal Great Sage, and I have the appearance of an immortal, but you still resist me... Hey, are you not giving me face?"
Imagine that a tall and graceful beauty looks at you with affectionate eyes and asks you in the tone of a senior gangster: Are you not giving me face?
How would you feel?
Anyway, Qin Ran only felt as if there were thousands of grass and mud horses running towards and roaring away in his heart. I really want to do something inhumane to a poor dog.
"I don't know why I suddenly became so popular." Qin Ran couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "There must be something fishy about this matter... Could it be Yuelao, Princess Hongluanxing Longji, Tianxixing Zhou The emperor... really pulled the strings, arranged the marriage, and secured the matchmaker for me, right?"
Because he felt so unreliable, Qin Ran couldn't help himself and began to become superstitious. Of course, there are gods and immortals in the sky who are in charge of marriages, but they can only control the marriages of mortals, and they can't control the marriages of immortals!
While he was deep in thought, King Peng said flatly: "If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence. A true man should make a promise worth a thousand pieces of gold, and be stubborn and unrepentant. Since you have promised, let's forget about this matter between us. It’s done!”
While she was talking, she crossed her arms and walked towards Qin Ran with that ruffian's pace, and said with a smile: "Come on, Mr. Lang, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile." ?」
"..."
Qin Ran looked at the sky speechlessly.
The Seven Great Sages... what exactly are they?
Sun Wukong is shameless, and in order to make a fortune, he will not let go of even small immortals. The person who made the threats can not be missed, but the congratulatory gifts cannot be missed.
The Peng Demon King was talking to himself. He was obviously a great beauty, but he acted like a senior ruffian. Who did she learn from those scoundrels who teased good people? So unreliable, no wonder she can be the third sister of Sun Wukong!
