"A calamity?" Gu Biao asked.
Getting engaged is a good thing, how could it be a disaster?
"Yes." Zhu Zhiyuan nodded: "You can't think clearly, can you?"
"Can't think clearly."
"Sit down, let me tell you slowly." Zhu Zhiyuan asked Gu Biao to sit down, and asked Xia Yue to sit down too, and said: "If you get engaged on November 1, you will give a gift of 60,000 yuan, and we will make an engagement wine over there, and then you and Come back to your place together, girl."
When he said this, he paused. Gu Biao looked at him, and Xia Yue also looked at him.
This process is normal.
Zhu Zhiyuan continued: "After arriving at your house, you put your arms around the girl to beg for sex and wanted to sleep with her, but the girl said that she would only sleep with you after getting married."
When he said this, he paused again. Gu Biao looked at him and saw that he didn't speak, so he asked: "What next."
Okay, he came here to listen to the story.
But it's normal for him to ask this, because it's normal to bring a girl back and hug her for sex, but where is the robbery?
"Then." Zhu Zhiyuan said slowly, "Just use some force and make that girl sleep."
Gu Biao was a little embarrassed, but still felt it was normal, and asked again: "Then what?"
Zhu Zhiyuan turned to Xia Yue and asked: "Xia Yue, can you guess what happens next?"
Xia Yue was stunned for a moment, because she didn't sign up, why did Zhu Zhiyuan know her name?
Gu Biao also thought of this and was stunned for a moment.
Zhu Zhiyuan did not explain, just looked at Xia Yue. Xia Yue thought for a while and said: "If it is a disaster, then..."
She hesitated and said, "That girl might call the police."
"Call the police?" Gu Biao shouted.
"I only said it was possible." Xia Yue explained.
"Why?" Gu Biao asked, "Why should she call the police?"
"Because you raped me." Zhu Zhiyuan interrupted.
"Why did I rape her?" Gu Biao suddenly became anxious: "I am engaged to her."
"It's useless." Zhu Zhiyuan shook his head: "Engagement is not marriage."
"How can it be useless?" Gu Biao blushed and said, "It has been like this for thousands of years. My grandparents are like this, and so are my grandparents. Are my grandparents and ancestors all rapists?"
"It's useless for you to say this." Zhu Zhiyuan shook his head: "The law does not retroactively refer to the past. The past is the past and the present is the present."
Gu Biao froze for a moment and said: "But I paid for it. The other party wanted a gift of 66,000 yuan, and another 3,800 yuan of gold, plus red envelopes and other things. I did the math and prepared It's more than 70,000 yuan, and I wasted all my money."
"These are two different things." Zhu Zhiyuan said, "Yes, you paid for it, but rape is rape. If you raped her, if she calls the police, the police will arrest you."
At this point, he held out three fingers: "Three years, I still sympathize with you, otherwise you will have to be sentenced again."
"This is unfair." Gu Biao jumped up: "We are already engaged, and I have paid for the bride price, and yet you want me to go to jail. How can it be unreasonable?"
"If you rape, you will go to jail." Zhu Zhiyuan said whether to laugh or not: "As for rape and paying bride price, there is no inevitable causal relationship."
"Why is there no causal relationship?" Gu Biao said: "I'm going to find a girl. Don't say 70,000, just 700. She took off her pants automatically."
What he said was a bit rough, and Xia Yue lowered her eyes.
But Zhu Zhiyuan gave him a blow directly: "You raped Miss, I will arrest you too."
"That's impossible." Gu Biao shook his head decisively: "As long as the lady is given money, she will sleep with her. There is no such thing."
"That's the key to the problem." Zhu Zhiyuan spread his hands: "If you find a young lady, you can sleep with her if you give her money. If you get engaged and find a wife, if you give her money, she will pay dozens of times more, but she may not sleep with you. You have to use If you are strong, I will accuse you of rape and put you in jail."
"This is unreasonable." Gu Biao yelled, "This is unfair."
"It doesn't matter what you say." Zhu Zhiyuan gave him another blow.
Gu Biao sat down and panted.
He grabbed a bottle of wine, drank it in one gulp, and slammed the bottle on the table: "I don't want to get married anymore."
"You will never get married?" Zhu Zhiyuan asked quietly.
"If it doesn't end, it won't end." Gu Biao was angry.
Zhu Zhiyuan smiled, opened a bottle of wine, and poured a glass for Xia Yue first.
"I don't drink." Xia Yue was about to stop her.
"No, you drink." Zhu Zhiyuan filled it up directly for her.
Seeing Xia Yue looking at him in surprise, he smiled: "Not only do you drink, but you also have a very large capacity for alcohol, but you haven't developed it yet."
"Ah?" Xia Yue was stunned by these words.
Gu Biao blinked twice. His name is Biao, and his temper is indeed a bit stubborn, but his brain is actually quite flexible.
"Excuse me, what's your last name?" he asked.
"My surname is indeed a bit expensive." Zhu Zhiyuan chuckled: "The surname is Zhu, Zhu Yuanzhang's Zhu."
"Master Zhu." Gu Biao cupped his fists and said, "Please give me some advice and help me overcome this disaster."
His mind is really flexible. If he can't get through it on his own, then he can ask the master.
"It's very simple. Make it clear beforehand and make a contract."
"Contract?" Gu Biao was confused: "Write a contract."
"Yes." Zhu Zhiyuan responded affirmatively: "Write a contract."
Seeing Gu Biao and Xia Yue looking at him, he said, "You two know each other on a blind date, right?"
"Yes." Gu Biao said: "I'm almost thirty, and I've had a few relationships, but they didn't work out. The matchmaking agency just happened to post an advertisement, so I paid some money and signed up, and they introduced the woman to me. .”
"That's right." Zhu Zhiyuan said: "Whether it's a matchmaking agency or a real estate agency, it's the same. You two don't know each other and have no emotional basis. Therefore, this matter between you is purely a transaction."
He paused slightly as he spoke: "Since it is a transaction, of course we need to write a contract, how to pay, and how to deliver the goods, are you right?"
"Yes." Gu Biao thought for a moment and nodded.
"Xia Yue, what do you think?"
Zhu Zhiyuan looked at Xia Yue.
Xia Yue hesitated: "No one said that."
"But that's what happened." Gu Biao thought clearly at this moment and interjected: "I don't know the woman at all, and I don't have any emotional basis. Isn't it just that I pay and she delivers the goods? This is a transaction, and a transaction should be Two contracts for money and goods.”
Xia Yue thought for a while and finally nodded.
Gu Biao looked at Zhu Zhiyuan: "Master Zhu, how should this contract be written?"
"That's still a question." Zhu Zhiyuan smiled: "When you ask the intermediary to issue the contract, you make it clear how much gift you will pay, how much the three gold coins are, and how much the red envelope is. After you deliver the money clearly, the woman is obligated. Come back with you and go to bed with you. If she refuses to go to bed with you, it is a breach of contract and you will have to pay double compensation."
He paused slightly and said: "It's written clearly. I have the contract in hand. Well, it's best to be fair. At least the girl's parents must sign and fingerprint it. Then there will be no problem. No matter what, the other party can't accuse you of rape. , you won’t lose both your life and wealth, end up losing your betrothal gift, and end up going to jail for three years.”
"Go ahead." Gu Biao slapped his thigh suddenly: "This is a good idea."
Zhu Zhiyuan looked at Xia Yue: "Xia Yue, what do you think."
"It's never been like this before." Xia Yue hesitated.
"Because people in the past want face." Gu Biao shouted.
Xia Yue stopped talking.
"Master Zhu, I respect you." Gu Biao raised his glass: "If you don't wake me up, this will really be a disaster for me. If she doesn't go to bed with me after we are engaged, I will really use force, because it makes no sense. Ah, I’ve paid so much money and I’m engaged, why don’t you let me sleep, right?”
"Haha." Zhu Zhiyuan laughed: "Didn't you say it yourself? It's just shameless."
"Yes." Gu Biao nodded vigorously: "Some people are so shameless. We must be villains first, then gentlemen."
