When we went down the mountain, it was already dark.
She said she came to the sun viewing platform to watch the sun, but Liang Jiao actually saw nothing. For a few hours, she didn't know whether she was in heaven or hell.
"You're such an asshole."
Liang Jiao was riding on Zhu Zhiyuan's neck, holding his head with both hands. There was nothing she could do, she couldn't walk, her whole body seemed to be torn apart, so she could only let Zhu Zhiyuan hump her down.
"I am a double-yolked egg." Zhu Zhiyuan chuckled, full of energy and radiant.
"You're still proud." Liang Jiao pinched him angrily: "How can I be like you?"
"How am I doing?" Zhu Zhiyuan smiled.
"It's just like demolition." Liang Jiao said angrily, "You're demolishing the house."
"It's actually not my fault." Zhu Zhiyuan smiled.
"Can you still blame me?" Liang Jiao was really annoyed.
"Of course it's your fault." Zhu Zhiyuan was reasonable: "If you weren't so beautiful, so sexy, and so unique in temperament, would I be like this? If you were a fat woman of 300 pounds, do you think my legs would be hard?"
This absurd theory made Liang Jiao happy and said angrily: "I'm too lazy to tell you."
She really didn't want to talk anymore, her throat hurt. She put her hands on Zhu Zhiyuan's head, and she lay limply, like a little fox that had lost its bones.
As Zhu Zhiyuan swayed down the mountain, her eyes narrowed slightly, becoming more similar.
She was indeed a little annoyed, and her whole body was on fire everywhere, but at the same time, she was not really annoyed, because behind the burning, there was a numbness that penetrated deep into her soul.
"He's as strong as a bull," she thought.
Zhu Zhiyuan went down the mountain, put her down and said, "Jiaojiao, sit down and I'll get something to eat right away."
There was ready-made firewood picked up at noon to light the fire. Zhu Zhiyuan said: "I'm going to get water."
He took the small bucket and basin and left. Liang Jiao opened the instant noodles and prepared them.
After a while, Zhu Zhiyuan didn't come back. Liang Jiao couldn't help shouting: "Zhiyuan, Zhiyuan."
Zhu Zhiyuan did not respond.
Liang Jiao panicked instantly.
She admires the West and has always wanted to be that kind of independent Western woman who never relies on men.
But at this moment, the courage she had in the past suddenly disappeared. Especially when she looked around, it was as dark as a cover, and everything was pitch black, which made her heart tighten instantly.
"Zhiyuan, Zhiyuan, where have you been?"
She kept shouting, almost crying.
Just when she was panicking, Zhu Zhiyuan responded from a distance: "Coming, coming."
Hearing his high-pitched and powerful voice, Liang Jiao immediately felt at ease, but her mouth pouted slightly.
When Zhu Zhiyuan approached, she said angrily: "Where have you been? I don't deserve to be called to you?"
"I went to catch a pheasant."
Zhu Zhiyuan raised his hand, and he actually held a pheasant in his hand.
That pheasant is not small, probably weighing three or four pounds.
Liang Jiao was surprised: "Where did it come from?"
"Of course I caught it." Zhu Zhiyuan smiled: "This pheasant is so stupid. After drinking water by the stream, it didn't even walk away. It hid in a haystack and was still flirting there, clucking, clucking. , I followed the example of a hen, clucking, clucking, clucking, and it actually came over."
As he spoke, he simulated the situation, which made Liang Jiao laugh, but also made her curious: "It's so dark, can you see it?"
"It's no problem." Zhu Zhiyuan boasted: "I have very good eyesight. Others are one point five, but I am five point one. Others only see Sister Liang that you are beautiful with clothes on, but I see you are more beautiful without clothes."
"You hate it, don't say it." Liang Jiao was so shy that she punched him with her little fists. Zhu Zhiyuan laughed, directly moved his lips to hers, kissed her on the lips, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll take care of this slut." , make a roast chicken.”
He said that he was a cock-slut, which made Liang Jiao laugh again. She said slightly angrily, "I think you are a cock-slut."
"Then what are you?" Zhu Zhiyuan smiled: "You were also very..."
"Don't say it." Liang Jiao immediately sealed his mouth.
Zhu Zhiyuan laughed, boiled water, plucked the feathers from the chicken, washed and cut it clean, and put an iron bar on the fire. He had already prepared it, and there was no shortage of everything, including the ingredients.
This man really thought everything through, which made Liang Jiao even more satisfied.
Looking at Zhu Zhiyuan's not handsome but very masculine face reflected in the firelight, Liang Jiao thought infatuatedly: "It's just too small."
Thinking like this, he didn't know what he thought of, his face turned red, and he secretly said: "Bad things, they are simply bad."
Zhu Zhiyuan roasted the pheasant. Liang Jiao was full after eating two wings, and the rest went into Zhu Zhiyuan's stomach.
The pheasant was very fat, weighing at least three or four kilograms. Zhu Zhiyuan squirted from beginning to end, eating it all without even scratching.
Not counting the chicken, he also soaked two buckets of noodles, two-piece bucket noodles. Liang Jiao ate a little bit, and Zhu Zhiyuan wiped out the rest.
"Your appetite is too much." Liang Jiao was so shocked that she didn't know how to describe it.
"What can you do if you can eat it?" Zhu Zhiyuan winked at Liang Jiao.
Liang Jiao blushed and said angrily: "You are not allowed to touch me at night."
"Then you can touch me." Zhu Zhiyuan grabbed her hand and pressed it on his face and chest.
"I don't want it." Liang Jiao said she didn't want it, but she couldn't bear to let go of her hand pressing his chest.
These strong muscles are so awesome that people can’t put them down.
At some point, the moon climbed up to the top of the mountain, and the stars in the sky were blinking.
Under the stars and moon, there is singing that is high and low, accompanied by the chirping of mountain insects, forming an ensemble...
I thought I would go back after spending one day, but ended up staying for three days and only came out on the fourth day.
There was no signal in the mountains. Once out of the mountains, Liang Jiao's cell phone text message notifications kept ringing.
Liang Jiao looked at it and kept shouting: "It's terrible, it's terrible now."
"What's wrong?"
Zhu Zhiyuan asked: "The Third World War has broken out, how about we turn around now?"
"You still said." Liang Jiao clenched her fist and punched him on the shoulder: "It's all your fault."
"How can you blame me?" Zhu Zhiyuan smiled: "Every time, it's those people who can't get up from sleeping until noon. After finally getting up, after eating, it's almost dark again."
"It's not all you." Liang Jiao was so angry that she punched him again.
"Okay, okay." Zhu Zhiyuan could only nod: "Blame me, blame me."
"It's your fault." Liang Jiao said angrily, typing quickly with her hands and replying to the text message.
"As expected of a barrister, he is very busy." Zhu Zhiyuan flattered him.
"Alas." Liang Jiao sighed: "Actually, they are all trivial matters, and often small things can make you tangled for a long time."
"I watch those lawyers on TV. They are all very wise, powerful and majestic."
"I was just fooled by the TV." Liang Jiao said, "So I determined to be a lawyer since I was a child. But when I became a lawyer, I realized that I am not a lawyer at all. I am worse than a nanny."
"That's not true." Zhu Zhiyuan laughed at her statement.
"Really." Liang Jiao said: "There are many customers who you really can't explain clearly to them. They are just headless flies. They have to ask you every detail, and they ask you over and over again to explain to them. , he doesn’t understand, and even doubts you. Even if you win, he may not be satisfied, because it often fails to meet their expected requirements. If you lose, he will still blame you, and even shout to kill you.”
"It seems that it's not easy to be a lawyer." Zhu Zhiyuan sighed.
"Sometimes I really don't want to do it anymore." Liang Jiao was frustrated.
She said she didn't want to do it, but soon she urged Zhu Zhiyuan to speed up and asked Zhu Zhiyuan to send her directly to the law firm.
