Until the end, Yukinoshita Yukino still did not agree to Yamauchi Sakura's invitation to enjoy the flowers together.
"Hey, why is it like this? This is like daydreaming." Sakura muttered. If someone else said that they could enjoy flowers in this world, they would definitely be told whether they were dreaming.
"I'm sorry, because my sister...sama said that if she can't eat the food I cooked tonight, she will go on a hunger strike." Yukinoshita lowered her head. She was very interested in Sakura's invitation and was also curious about the cherry blossoms at the end of April, but But he couldn't sit back and watch his sister starve to death.
"If you ask me, just leave her alone. Maybe you will see Yangno eating and drinking as soon as you open the door." Sakura advised. If it were her, she would do this. Yangno's words would definitely be more extreme. , maybe ordering takeout only for one person.
"Maybe it's like this..."
Yukinoshita smiled bitterly, she didn't know her sister. Just as Sakura was talking, she had already imagined in her mind the scene of opening the door of her home and seeing her sister sitting on the sofa with her mouth wide open, stuffing a piece of pizza into her mouth.
But even so, she couldn't refuse her sister's request.
Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was standing on the other side, naturally also received the invitation. This beautiful teacher who had experienced a lot of hardships today was very excited.
The cherry blossom trees that are still blooming at the end of April may have become the god of cherry blossoms. If I pray to him, he may give me a perfect marriage partner. No, there is no need to be perfect, that would be too greedy, as long as, as long as...
This poor woman's thoughts were clearly heard by the other three people present. Ah, yes, Hiratsuka Shizu whispered.
"It's better not to go. I have made an appointment with Miki to go to Miki's house for a drink tonight."
Hiratsuka Shizuo, who had no idea, gritted his teeth and decided to use beer to soothe his thirsty and injured soul.
"What about Glass? I just wanted to talk to her about Kawasaki Saki." She asked.
"Oh, Glass, she has something to do at her office today, so she took time off from club activities." Yamauchi Sakura said casually.
"The voice actor is so good. I can shout cool lines as much as I want without being regarded as a chuunibyou."
Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice is full of resentment. Apparently she is criticized a lot for speaking comic lines every day.
"I wonder if Mr. Nagasawa would assume the same pose when dubbing Goku's turtle style Qigong."
"No, reality is a hundred times worse than you think."
Hojo Kyosuke mercilessly broke Hiratsuka’s fantasy:
"When you see the 1.7-meter-tall Yu Jie shouting "No road race, no road race, no road race" at the scene, the sense of disobedience will even make you doubt the boundary between reality and fantasy. The sixty-year-old It is also common for teachers to dub a 17-year-old female high school student. For those sitting back and waiting for dubbing, the most difficult thing may not be how to complete the dubbing, but how to control themselves not to show strange expressions."
The last time he went to pick up Glass from the office, the girl chirped on the way home. She was really shocked to hear Mr. Kitani, who was in his sixties, call her sister. When I thought about playing the older sister of my seniors, I was so nervous that I couldn't speak... Such happy worries.
"But don't you think that when a real person shouts the lines in the anime, you will feel inexplicably moved? I want to cry for a moment!" Shizuka Hiratsuka was excited.
It's not that Hojo Kyosuke can't understand it, just like those boys who will make two shooting gestures when walking on the street. There were many times when he almost lost control of the right hand that contained terrifying power. This situation usually occurred when waiting for the tram or elevator. Before the elevator and tram doors were about to open, he couldn't help but want to raise his right hand and recite a forbidden spell.
Unfortunately, he himself is not ready to leave this planet yet, so he cannot let his right hand ruin his life. But even so, he can still understand the feeling of seeing the voice actor himself pronounce the classic lines.
This is why he was so excited when he heard that editor Shimomura actually helped him get a voice role in "Neighbors, Neighbors". On the spot, he heard the street girl Miu say in a super natural voice, "Ah, I'm so cute." "That would be a beautiful thing.
In particular, I heard from Glass that the voice of Miu is still a cold and charming lady, and the contrast may improve the movie-watching experience by 20%.
I am ashamed to say that although the original painting work has not even started yet, as the first original animators, Hojo Kyosuke and Eri Riri have already made an agreement with the animation production company through their relationship, and when the dubbing work begins, they will move the workbench to the recording In the studio, I watched the dubbing and drew at the same time.
What's even more embarrassing is that each of them is equipped with three assistants, namely Yamauchi Sakura, Ueno Naoka, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, Miyamizu Mitsuha, Yotsuba, and Nishimiya Yuzuru. Of course, these assistants will occasionally rotate, after all, Yukino Momoka is also a loyal fan of that manga.
If the relationship with someone is not strong enough, he will be scolded the moment he makes this request. However, when the official dubbing is completed, it is most likely that only a visit will be allowed. After all, it is a serious job.
"It will indeed be very touching. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that Mr. Hiratsuka, the animation "Jingshi Fist" that you often mention, Mr. Benfeng, who voices the protagonist Shiro, is also in the same office as Glass."
Hojo Kyousuke said with a smile. His words immediately aroused Hiratsuka Shizu's excitement. He was so excited that he said nonsense like "If I can drink a can of beer through my nostrils, please take me to visit."
Really, why should I take you to see if you can drink beer through your nostrils? Hojo Kyosuke can’t understand.
"Really? Should you use one nostril or both? Do you need to wash your nose in advance? Is the beer cold or at room temperature?"
The man's eyes were shining, and he seemed to want to buy beer immediately.
"Are you kidding? Can beer at room temperature still be called beer? Let me tell you..."
"Just stop it a little bit!!"
A calm roar sounded, and the two people who were having a heated discussion stopped immediately and turned their heads to look at the speaker.
“Discussions will now begin regarding the first on-campus commission of Ministry of Ministry.”
Yukinoshita quietly put her hands on the table. Although her tone was calm, Yamauchi Sakura, who had originally wanted to ask if he could drink whiskey, shut his mouth obediently.
"Ahem, please be serious! No. 2 member Hojo Kyosuke, let's start the review now!" Sakura slapped the table and said pretending to be serious.
The iceberg-like expression of the girl with long black hair softened slightly.
"Hey, Mr. Hiratsuka, can you drink whiskey through your nostrils?"
"That...actually I don't know how to do it at all. I've just seen other people do it. I'll let you know when I see that person again next time."
"Yeah! But Mr. Hiratsuka, you have to work hard too!"
boom! boom! !
Yukinoshita slapped the table twice, and the two people with their heads next to each other quickly raised their heads, both with serious faces.
"Hojo, it seems that the review you will hand over to me tomorrow will have an extra page. Are you worthy of Yukinoshita's trust?" Hiratsuka Shizuki said sternly.
Hojo Kyousuke rolled his eyes inwardly and ignored him. Since he couldn't drink beer through his nostrils, then this woman was useless. No wonder she couldn't get married.
By the way, when I went to the logistics office last time to borrow something, I saw the purchase list. These tables and chairs are probably about the same age as Shizuka Hiratsuka, right? How about introducing this chair to her? It's quite comfortable to sit on, and you won't be offended whether you fart or adjust your underwear. It's an ideal wedding partner.
After thinking randomly for a while, Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yukinoshita next to him and said seriously:
"The commission actually did not fail. Kuroda personally told me that he was grateful for the service department's help and was very satisfied with the handling of the commission. At the same time, he asked me to apologize to the minister, because he was too embarrassed to come to thank him in person."
"Is that so?"
Yukinoshita nodded and wrote two more lines on the notepad.
"Originally, I still have some questions that I wanted to ask Kuroda-san, but since he can't come, I'll just ask you directly, okay?"
Hojo Kyosuke nodded. He had already realized that after all, the purpose of establishing this club with an improper name was also abnormal.
It is said that free things are the most expensive. The help from the service department seems to be free, but in fact, Yukinoshita got what she wanted in the process of helping the client.
"Will Kurotian and Hata Goro come to school again?"
Yukinoshita asked the first question. She did not need to ask about the client's psychological process, because such things would be of no benefit. First of all, people have biases in their understanding of themselves, and there are countless situations in which they are deceived by their hearts, or deceived by their hearts, not to mention telling others their inner thoughts.
So she believed what she observed more than what others said. What she needs to do is compare her reasoning with the observed phenomena to get the answer.
Will the two people continue to be friends after such a nightmare experience, will they continue to study at Sobu High School, and how will their relationship change in the future... The answers to these questions will become her qualifications and let her "The art of mastering people's hearts" continues to improve.
"Yes, the reason why the three of them didn't come to school is entirely because they stayed up late last night and drank too much. They are not afraid of the eyes of their classmates. They are very thick-skinned."
Hojo Kyosuke very wisely provided additional information.
Brush brush brush——
The cone-shaped pencil tip quickly passed across the notepad, drawing some lines and writing some words.
Looking at the extremely serious Yukinoshita, both Hojo Kyosuke and Hiratsuka Shizuka felt a sense of absurdity.
This smart and rational girl is really studying "the art of controlling people's hearts" very seriously, which sounds like a game skill.
Why do I have to be called a chuunibyou by such people? Such questions kept echoing in Hiratsuka Shizu's head.
I just like to talk about comic lines and use the plots of tokusatsu films as examples, but I have never tried to practice the Sixth Form of the Navy in reality, but this guy Yukinoshita is seriously practicing the "Human Heart Control Technique". Two things.
The somewhat aggrieved woman turned her head and her eyes met Hojo Kyousuke's. She saw recognition and encouragement in those dark eyes. Her heart lifted, and she said decisively:
"Yukishita, I don't object to your research on these things, but it would be better not to use a middle-class name like "The Art of Mastering People's Hearts." Instead, choose a more normal name for the subject, such as something, something..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka frowned. Oh no, he was affected by Yukinoshita, and he almost blurted out "The chicken-duck-death countermeasures room." The first thing that comes to mind is Sharingan, Puppetmon and the like.
It's too scary. This woman is so chuunishi. Hiratsuka Shizuo looked at Yukinoshita with lingering fear. He only felt that such a serious person who suffers from chuunibyou and thinks others are chuunibyou is really terrible. Even mature people I was so steady that I was almost brought into the ditch.
However, when Hiratsuka Shizuka spoke, Hojo Kyousuke couldn't help but click his tongue and turned his head.
It's so irrational, Xiaojing, how dare you be disrespectful to Mr. Yukinoshita, how dare you?
Sure enough, Yukinoshita put down her pen and looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka with a calm expression, her thin cherry lips opening slightly.
"Wait a moment!"
Yamauchi Sakura suddenly yelled, then grabbed Hojo Kyosuke's arm and pulled him back, while pushing Hiratsuka Shizuka forward, instantly completing the exchange of positions between the two. Now there is no barrier between Hiratsuka Shizuka and Yukinoshita.
"Dōzo~" The girl had a flattering expression on her face.
Yukinoshita was not angry after being interrupted. Instead, she cast an approving look at Sakura, and then said to Shizuka Hiratsuka, who looked wary:
"The art of mastering the human heart is not a super-realistic skill, but an ability developed based on science. Everyone does everything for a reason, even people with mental illness are no exception. Everyone has a common side, which comes from the process of understanding and change. What drives human behavior is the individual's dynamic system, that is, personality tendencies. It reflects people's tendencies and pursuits of the world around them, including needs, motivations, interests, ideals, beliefs, values, and world views. If you want to accurately grasp this point, you need to..."
"Ah, stop reading it, stop reading it, I know it's wrong——"
Hiratsuka Shizu held her head in her hands and groaned in pain, interrupting Yukinoshita's words.
"This is not a question of whether it is correct or not, it is a question of perception! I am not trying to change your mind, Mr. Hiratsuka, but..."
Yukinoshita, who had been calm just now, now looked unhappy.
"Hey! Okay! I understand! I understand everything!" Hiratsuka Shizuka stood up abruptly, clapped her hands, cheered with joy, and then danced like a ballet in Yukinoshita's confused eyes. Walking toward the door.
"Teacher Hiratsuka, what's wrong with you..."
As soon as he heard this voice, the smile on Hiratsuka Shizuka's face disappeared instantly, she stopped jumping, and sprinted out of the door at a sprint of 100 meters.
"I will come again tomorrow! You all just wait for me!"
Hey, Xiaojing, this sounds too much like a funny villain. You're not married yet, so don't say that. (End of chapter)
