"Hey, I just went to take a shower." You Shuang said in a suppressed voice.
Qin Ping would have believed such an excuse in the past, but having been with You Shuang for some time, Qin Ping knew immediately about You Shuang's current state.
Qin Ping asked unwillingly: "You Shuang, who are you with?"
"Uh...yeah" You Shuang snorted, "No one but me. I hit my foot."
Qin Ping gritted his teeth and said, "You'd better hit your foot, You Shuang, I like you so much, you'd better not let me down."
You Shuang hung up the phone first. Faced with Qin Ping's questioning, she seemed very calm. She even said, "I really hit my foot," which was a bit unscrupulous.
Obviously, doesn't care.
Qin Ping was so angry that he smashed his phone, and the screen immediately shattered into cobwebs. A good phone was ruined like this. Nanzhi frowned, he really didn't care for things.
Nanzhi felt that Qin Ping knew it. Even if he didn't know it, he was actually aware of it in his heart, but he still chose to deceive himself.
Now Qin Ping wants to find out, it can only be said that he is humiliating himself.
Seeing Qin Ping's incompetent rage, Nanzhi felt that the food tasted much better. He was so crazy and manic, so he should be sent to a nursing home.
It's a pity that she is not qualified to send Qin Ping to a nursing home.
Qin Ping took the car keys and was about to go out. Nanzhi asked: "Dad, you are going to find Aunt You Shuang. Do you know where Aunt You Shuang's home is? If you go, is she at home?"
"And, Dad, you were driving drunk."
As soon as the drunk driving incident happened, Qin Ping suddenly became depressed, feeling that it was outrageous but reasonable.
Qin Ping was really worried. If news broke out, his father would not let him go.
He said angrily: "You still know about drunk driving."
Nanzhi: "I know more than you."
I know more about You Shuang than you do.
Qin Ping was unwilling to accept it, so he called the driver over and asked him to take him to catch the rapist.
Nanzhi immediately said: "Dad, wherever you are going, I want to go with you."
Qin Ping said angrily: "What are you going to do? Children, please don't interfere in adult matters."
Nanzhi jumped up and raised his hands and said: "I will call the police, and I will also hold my father to prevent him from fighting with others."
Qin Ping rolled his eyes: "How do you know what you are going to do?"
Nanzhi looked at Qin Ping like a fool: "Of course I know, you are looking for Aunt You Shuang. You think Aunt You Shuang is with other uncles, so you are looking for someone now."
Qin Ping:......
Damn, what a shame!
Why is this ghost kid so smart?
"You still want to fight. You are so weak that you can't beat them. Dad, if you find out where they are, you can call the police and report them as prostitutes." Nanzhi gave an idea.
Qin Ping:? ? ?
Is this a normal child?
Qin Ping looked at his daughter as if he had seen a ghost, and looked at her daughter squarely for the first time. "You, what are you talking about?"
This is my fucking child!
Nanzhi shrugged cutely and spread her hands, saying, "I've watched a lot of legal programs. I think it's so interesting."
She clapped her fingers as she spoke, "It's illegal to commit murder, it's illegal to drink and drive, and it's illegal to sell sex."
She glanced at Qin Ping: "It's also against the law not to pay taxes!"
Qin Ping:......
Thank you. I am serious about paying taxes when I run a company. Don't look at me like that.
Damn it, after such a mess, I don't want to look for it at all. Judging from the child's appearance, it is already certain that his head is green.
What do you watch at home every day?
Qin Ping knew very little about his daughter, who was always taken care of by a nanny. Could it be that the nanny didn't show cartoons but legal programs every day?
How outrageous!
Qin Ping said directly: "I'm not going."
Nanzhi said, "Then daddy, tell me a story, a detective story."
It's not a detective story. Qin Ping said directly: "You should watch a special program."
Seeing Qin Ping sitting there dejectedly, although sluggish, he looked much better behaved.
Nanzhi suddenly felt that men no longer had that kind of ability, and became much calmer. Looking at Qin Ping, if it was before, he would have run in front of You Shuang.
Now that I am disabled, I can’t hold my head up in front of You Shuang, let alone facing You Shuang’s mistress. How inferior I am!
Sure enough, Brother System is right, people are driven by sex.
Nanzhi suddenly had an impulse, that is, let Qin Ping be like this forever, a peaceful and stoic person. How great!
Amitabha, sin, sin, sin!
Knock on the wooden fish, merit +1+1+1!
The system couldn't help but said: "Then have you ever thought that he might have a low self-esteem and become twisted because of this incident, and do even more crazy things?"
Nanzhi was surprised: "How could it be possible? I just helped him remove a bug. Didn't my brother say that men always think about this matter? To practice this skill, you must first commit suicide. It can be seen that without this thing, it will inevitably A great achievement."
System: "...As long as there are bugs, it is allowed. Moreover, it must run on bugs. This bug allows people to exert their subjective initiative and pursue worldly success."
"The presence of things tells men that if you want to survive and reproduce, you must work hard and become stronger."
Nanzhi thought for a while and said, "It doesn't matter. Now I have become a bug in his subjective initiative. I am his daughter. He has to make money to raise his children."
"The ultimate goal is to survive and reproduce. I am his offspring. He already has children, but he still cares about his own health at all costs. He should take good care of me and protect me."
System: "...That's not the case."
This mouth is still buzzing.
Nanzhi: "Am I his child?"
System: "Yes."
Nanzhi: "Isn't this right? I am a grown-up child. Why is he thinking about the ungrown child every day?"
System: "Yes, no need. The difference between yes and no use is huge."
Nanzhi smiled, no matter what, she was Qin Ping's child anyway.
She was too young and couldn't be taken care of in other places. She could only stare at Qin Ping and Qin Ping.
Nanzhi's eyes rolled, and she noticed bad things. She walked over and said to Qin Ping: "Dad, do you miss Aunt Youshuang? You feel really sad, don't you?"
Qin Ping raised his eyelids and glanced at his daughter. What a lifeless look in her eyes!
Look at this little pussy, the big pussy’s face is like this.
Get up, I don't allow my father to be so decadent, Nanzhi said to Qin Ping: "Dad, let's go find Aunt You Shuang. You propose to her, and I want Aunt You Shuang to be my mother?"
"Dad, I support you. Dad, I want Aunt Youshuang to be my mother." Nanzhi pulled Qin Ping, "Dad, get up, let's go find Aunt Youshuang."
"Tell Aunt Youshuang that you love her."
(End of chapter)
